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Jbb
05-31-2007, 09:19 AM
yer last!!!

Phat Matt
05-31-2007, 10:02 AM
Shake n bake! Yeah, that just happened. woooo :D

lucky
05-31-2007, 10:04 AM
if your not running in the front of the pack, your smelling somones ass

lucky
05-31-2007, 10:04 AM
if your not running in the front you smelling someones ass :D

Jbb
05-31-2007, 10:05 AM
I wake up in the morning ....I piss excellence...

racecar.hotshoe
05-31-2007, 10:06 AM
2nd is 1st loser.............:D

Phat Matt
05-31-2007, 10:16 AM
I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.

riverracerx
05-31-2007, 10:17 AM
Yep! (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Talladega_Nights_The_Ballad_Of_Ricky_Bobby&quote=tiujuana.txt&file=tiujuana.wav)

Jbb
05-31-2007, 10:18 AM
I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
:D :D :D

riverracerx
05-31-2007, 10:18 AM
Spider Monkey (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Talladega_Nights_The_Ballad_Of_Ricky_Bobby&quote=spidermonkey.txt&file=spidermonkey.wav)

No Regrets
05-31-2007, 10:19 AM
Got mauled by a cougar...
Learned nothin bout drivin...
and my Crystal Gayle tshirt was ruined.

Phat Matt
05-31-2007, 10:20 AM
There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.

No Regrets
05-31-2007, 01:13 PM
Well I be damned....if it aint ole Mike Honcho himself....Slingshot - Engage.

Coded-Dude
05-31-2007, 01:24 PM
Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
:)

No Regrets
05-31-2007, 01:49 PM
My teacher asked me what the capital of North Carolina was and I said .. "Washington DC" (Bingo). She said "Nope-your wrong." I said "you have a lumpy butt." She yelled at me and I pissed my pants. I never did change my peepants all day. Im still sittin in my dirty peepants."
I could go all day.

OutCole'd
05-31-2007, 01:52 PM
Please help me Tom Cruise, Help Me Jewish God.....

Coded-Dude
05-31-2007, 01:59 PM
Jean Girard: My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants. To retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use.
Ricky Bobby: That's Dumb

Mrs. Bordsmnj
05-31-2007, 02:09 PM
You guys make me want to go home and watch this tongiht. :D
Thank you 8 oz baby jeesus

JETEATER
05-31-2007, 02:59 PM
I"ll hold your hair

JETEATER
05-31-2007, 03:04 PM
Great im working up in Or. right now
Have not been on here in a long time think i will start coming on here more the other one is getting dead

HM
05-31-2007, 03:46 PM
Is blades of glory on dvd yet?

Phat Matt
05-31-2007, 04:38 PM
Thank you 8 oz baby jeesus
I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.

No Regrets
05-31-2007, 04:55 PM
You need to cross over the anger bridge and come back to friendship shore. You're stuck on the anger bridge.
or
Have you got any idea of the implication?
Whats implication mean?
We are no longer friends.

adjones419
05-31-2007, 05:19 PM
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

No Regrets
05-31-2007, 07:12 PM
Shut up Cal.
Yes, maam.