Trade helicopter time for boat time

[kanedog]

My wife and I are fellow ***boaters from Canada snowbirding in Havasu for 3 months from now until May.We could not bring our boat but we did bring our helicopter.Seeing the boats on the lake lately has got me thinking boating.
If someone would be interested in making a trade like for 1 hr of helicopter engine hour meter time for 2 hrs of engine hour meter boating time then give me a pm or reply here.I fly the helicopter,you drive the boat!
Here are a few guidlines so as keep things fair-
Your boat should be a 2002 or newer and worth 150k or more when you bought it.As helicopter operating costs are high, so is high performance boating.This keeps us a little more even than if we were in your dads 16 ft runabout.Trade is not transferrable to friends or family and is only with you.
If you would like to just take us out hospitality wise with no trade, then thats cool too.We pay for all booze.
Drunk,loudmouth,know-it-all,belligerent(sp?) a***oles need not respond.
We are friendly,happy, cool people interested in meeting new friends and hangin' out.I am 36 and wife is 33.
I won't drink when I am flying the helicopter and have your life in my hands ,so it would be cool if you didn't drink while you have my(our) life(s) in your hands driving the boat.
You must also be less than 240lbs for weight limitations on the helicopter.The helicopter has the capacity to take 2 people(1 passenger and the pilot)
Tough bill to fit I think-thin,non alcoholic,responsible boater.lol.
Looking frwd to some interesting responses.
Love the weather here.

[boatsnblondes]

pass, post again when you are flying a hughes 500 or a bell jetranger....

[Phat Matt]

Is your heli a high performance one? ;)
We might be able to work something out. A heli ride sounds fun.
Oh, an my POS is in the latest issue of Hot Boat. :D

[Redneck]

sorry guess my 2 seater boat wont work dang it I wanted a ride oh well

[moneypit]

Umm, your in the boat sellers capitol. Just go test drive alot of boats... DuH?? :D :sqeyes:

[kanedog]

redneck you rock!good sense of haha much appreciated.I could sit on your knee maybe.naw,i want my own seat,my wife can sit on your knee

[Jordy]

my wife can sit on your knee
Without pics, that means nothing. I might be willing to give her goatee rides when you're out screwing around in your R22. ;)
p.s. My goatee has weight limits too. Take that 240 and divide it in half and that would be the top end of the spectrum. :D :D :D

[boatsnblondes]

This is what happened to the last guy I knew who offered a goat ride to a girl sight unseen...be careful what you wish for...... :crossx:
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=11230&stc=1

[BigBlockBaja]

Your boat should be a 2002 or newer and worth 150k or more when you bought it
Boats that cost that much can take out more that one person at a time...
The helicopter has the capacity to take 2 people(1 passenger and the pilot)

[Jordy]

This is what happened to the last guy I knew who offered a goat ride to a girl sight unseen...be careful what you wish for...... :crossx:
Please note above where pics were requested as well as an upper limit was set on weight at 120. This ain't my first rodeo. ;)

[Rexone]

If someone would be interested in making a trade like for 1 hr of helicopter engine hour meter time for 2 hrs of engine hour meter boating time then give me a pm or reply here.I fly the helicopter,you drive the boat!
Here are
a few guidlines so as keep things fair-
Your boat should be a 2002 or newer and worth 150k.
If you would like to just take us out hospitality wise with no trade, then thats cool too.
We pay for all booze.
Drunk,loudmouth,know-it-all,belligerent(sp?) a***oles need not respond.
it would be cool if you didn't drink while you have my(our) life(s) in your hands driving the boat.
:)
Just struck my funny bone.

[kanedog]

rexone-good observation.after reading it again it made me laugh.sounds hippocritical.
yep,I'll buy all the booze but don't you drink it mister.

[Jordy]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/235989worthlessthread.gif

[djunkie]

My wife and I are fellow ***boaters from Canada snowbirding in Havasu for 3 months from now until May.We could not bring our boat but we did bring our helicopter.Seeing the boats on the lake lately has got me thinking boating.
If someone would be interested in making a trade like for 1 hr of helicopter engine hour meter time for 2 hrs of engine hour meter boating time then give me a pm or reply here.I fly the helicopter,you drive the boat!
Here are a few guidlines so as keep things fair-
Your boat should be a 2002 or newer and worth 150k or more when you bought it.As helicopter operating costs are high, so is high performance boating.This keeps us a little more even than if we were in your dads 16 ft runabout.Trade is not transferrable to friends or family and is only with you.
If you would like to just take us out hospitality wise with no trade, then thats cool too.We pay for all booze.
Drunk,loudmouth,know-it-all,belligerent(sp?) a***oles need not respond.
We are friendly,happy, cool people interested in meeting new friends and hangin' out.I am 36 and wife is 33.
I won't drink when I am flying the helicopter and have your life in my hands ,so it would be cool if you didn't drink while you have my(our) life(s) in your hands driving the boat.
You must also be less than 240lbs for weight limitations on the helicopter.The helicopter has the capacity to take 2 people(1 passenger and the pilot)
Tough bill to fit I think-thin,non alcoholic,responsible boater.lol.
Looking frwd to some interesting responses.
Love the weather here.
I wonder if your the guy renting my house out there. :D

[Jbb]

Drunk,loudmouth,know-it-all,belligerent(sp?) a***oles need not respond.
Who does that leave....?

[Tom Brown]

Who does that leave....?
Kim Hanson.

[Jbb]

Kim Hanson.
You didnt hear...?...They banned him...... :220v:

[Tom Brown]

You didnt hear...?...They banned him...... :220v:
Was it something he said? :confused:

[OGShocker]

Why do all the cool, skinny Canadians get the good chicks? :D :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=11230

[Jbb]

Was it something he said? :confused:
Yeah.....It went something like this.....Fu#$%#$%^%^&**(&*&%^%$Roland#@$%%$^%^#^&^&Guru!$%%^@%^%$^%$mankybiatch%$^#$%^#$%^%^barney@%$ ^#%^*&&&*

[mike37]

hell I would go for that deal
it would great to see Havasu from the air
but I'm not there and my bot doesn't qualify on the price side any way

[Jordy]

Yeah.....It went something like this.....Fu#$%#$%^%^&**(&*&%^%$Roland#@$%%$^%^#^&^&Guru!$%%^@%^%$^%$mankybiatch%$^#$%^#$%^%^barney@%$ ^#%^*&&&*
I think you forgot a couple sets of ( . ) ( . )'s too. I do remember that conversation though. :D :D :D

[Redneck]

redneck you rock!good sense of haha much appreciated.I could sit on your knee maybe.naw,i want my own seat,my wife can sit on your knee
sounds good i prob wont be out til bout april with my boat but your welcome to come out and ride.

[SummerBreeze]

You might want to take a few test drives in some of Magics boats they are having DEMO DAYS on the 25th and 26th of Feb at the docks at the Nautical Inn. They will have 6 boats to take out.
928 680-7600 sales@sleekcraft.com to book a demo ride :)

[SummitKarl]

is that $150k Canadian :p :)
I will give you and the wife a ride Friday.
Then I will take you for a real Heli ride in Steve Huffs Cobra, for 150k US :D

[NorCal Gameshow]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ye8hoFAugPE7kM:home.iprimus.com.au/ttguy/spence.gif
:eek: :2purples: :eek:
:D

[Rock-it man]

My wife and I are fellow ***boaters from Canada snowbirding in Havasu for 3 months from now until May.We could not bring our boat but we did bring our helicopter.Seeing the boats on the lake lately has got me thinking boating.
If someone would be interested in making a trade like for 1 hr of helicopter engine hour meter time for 2 hrs of engine hour meter boating time then give me a pm or reply here.I fly the helicopter,you drive the boat!
Here are a few guidlines so as keep things fair-
Your boat should be a 2002 or newer and worth 150k or more when you bought it.As helicopter operating costs are high, so is high performance boating.This keeps us a little more even than if we were in your dads 16 ft runabout.Trade is not transferrable to friends or family and is only with you.
If you would like to just take us out hospitality wise with no trade, then thats cool too.We pay for all booze.
Drunk,loudmouth,know-it-all,belligerent(sp?) a***oles need not respond.
We are friendly,happy, cool people interested in meeting new friends and hangin' out.I am 36 and wife is 33.
I won't drink when I am flying the helicopter and have your life in my hands ,so it would be cool if you didn't drink while you have my(our) life(s) in your hands driving the boat.
You must also be less than 240lbs for weight limitations on the helicopter.The helicopter has the capacity to take 2 people(1 passenger and the pilot)
Tough bill to fit I think-thin,non alcoholic,responsible boater.lol.
Looking frwd to some interesting responses.
Love the weather here.
Hey kanedog !!!I will be at Havasu April 26-30 and will give you a ride in this !!!! You will be going right by our shop on your way back up north stop on by. Will try and get up to one of your PokerRuns this year. How the Eliminator running ?? Have fun in Havasu !!!! I could use the chopper in April !!!!!! Thanks Rockitman

[maxwedge]

Drunk,loudmouth,know-it-all,belligerent(sp?) a***oles need not respond.
This statement rules out everybody on Hot Boat. I wonder why he posted this here?:D

[KACHINA KEN]

How about this instead,
Hi Guys, were 2 mid thirties Canadians that will be in town soon and though we don't have our boat we will be bringing a small helo to putter around in. We would like to do some boating while we are there also, any one want to hang out and maybe exchange some rides?
Kinda simple huh? All the other stuff was kinda unnecessary.

[SummitKarl]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ye8hoFAugPE7kM:home.iprimus.com.au/ttguy/spence.gif
:eek: :2purples: :eek:
:D
ROTFLMAO :)
you just gota love the Mad Max Movies :cool:

[Tom Brown]

All the other stuff was kinda unnecessary.
Yeah... and it hurt my feelings.
I was going to offer him a ride in my 1977 Glastron CVX..... 16 foot outboard runabout... but not anymore. He can go and pound sand. :mad:
... and I was this upset even before he made fun of my obese condition. :(

[KACHINA KEN]

Yeah... and it hurt my feelings.
I was going to offer him a ride in my 1977 Glastron CVX..... 16 foot outboard runabout... but not anymore. He can go and pound sand. :mad:
... and I was this upset even before he made fun of my obese condition. :(
Is the offer open to no canadians? I'm down with G- Tron :p

[Jordy]

I was going to offer him a ride in my 1977 Glastron CVX..... 16 foot outboard runabout... but not anymore.
Isn't that your dad's boat??? You don't qualify on any level Brown. Don't make JBB put you in your place again. :D
p.s. RD SUX. :D

[Tom Brown]

Is the offer open to no canadians? I'm down with G- Tron :p
You're always welcome Ken but you'll have to bring your wife or another light person since I weigh 260 lbs and I need to have roughly that amount of weight on the passenger's side of my boat because it's really small and tips easily.

[Tom Brown]

Isn't that your dad's boat???
He lets me use it as long as I pay for gas and maintenance.

[KACHINA KEN]

You're always welcome Ken but you'll have to bring your wife or another light person since I weigh 260 lbs and I need to have roughly that amount of weight on the passenger's side of my boat because it's really small and tips easily.
I'm 220 punk, I'll just hold 3 24 packs of Molson and we'll be even.

[Tom Brown]

I'm 220 punk, I'll just hold 3 24 packs of Molson and we'll be even.
Perfect! You know how I love to get shit faced drunk while I'm operating my boat. :cool:

[KACHINA KEN]

Perfect! You know how I love to get shit faced drunk while I'm operating my boat. :cool:
yet another thing we have in common, gee we really arent that different after all.

[Jbb]

He lets me use it as long as I pay for gas and maintenance.
Hey Dave.....er...I mean Tom....can I store my Quads in your garage?....

[kanedog]

***boat forums didn't let me down.
Jordy offered to give my 240lb wife a goatee ride.
Boatsnblondes has a picture of my wife,naked.
My thread got hijacked.
I did get some good chuckles though and I did get some legitimate offers from some nice members.
I haven't been on a boat here in Havasu yet but hopefully I'll get the ***boat hookup soon.

[spectras only]

hey Rob , hope you guys enjoying yourselves down south . It's freaking cold right now but sunny here .Here's a pic of your 240 lbs gal here :rollside: . Hope you could fly your dragonfly over the Sidney run to get some footage of us running .
http://www3.telus.net/spectrasonly/Rob26daytona

[beyondhelpin]

My wife and I are fellow ***boaters from Canada snowbirding in Havasu for 3 months from now until May.We could not bring our boat but we did bring our helicopter.Seeing the boats on the lake lately has got me thinking boating.
If someone would be interested in making a trade like for 1 hr of helicopter engine hour meter time for 2 hrs of engine hour meter boating time then give me a pm or reply here.I fly the helicopter,you drive the boat!
Here are a few guidlines so as keep things fair-
Your boat should be a 2002 or newer and worth 150k or more when you bought it.As helicopter operating costs are high, so is high performance boating.This keeps us a little more even than if we were in your dads 16 ft runabout.Trade is not transferrable to friends or family and is only with you.
If you would like to just take us out hospitality wise with no trade, then thats cool too.We pay for all booze.
Drunk,loudmouth,know-it-all,belligerent(sp?) a***oles need not respond.
We are friendly,happy, cool people interested in meeting new friends and hangin' out.I am 36 and wife is 33.
I won't drink when I am flying the helicopter and have your life in my hands ,so it would be cool if you didn't drink while you have my(our) life(s) in your hands driving the boat.
You must also be less than 240lbs for weight limitations on the helicopter.The helicopter has the capacity to take 2 people(1 passenger and the pilot)
Tough bill to fit I think-thin,non alcoholic,responsible boater.lol.
Looking frwd to some interesting responses.
Love the weather here.
So who pays the lawyer to draw up the contract? Aw forget it you guys sound a little to anal for my crew!

[kanedog]

hey Atti!!!!!thx for the pic flashback.Put me rt back into summer.The downside is if I am at a poker run I'll be runnin' beside you and not gettin' any footage..Hope to see you at the pitt this year.

[spectras only]

Rob , the vancouver run is no more , but Gord wants to organize an unofficial event. It most likely will happen on pitt lake and we could meet up this season .My friend craig knows this person in Maple Bay on the island with a helipad that you may use as a base .It's only 25-30 min from Sidney by boat. He flies his Jet Ranger from Vancouver on the weekends , but may not use it on the weekend of the Sidney run.My buddy Craig and Doug ownes these summer places and Doug's on the right has a huge platform that you could prolly land on.
http://www3.telus.net/spectrasonly/donzi10.jpg

[Focker]

IDEA
WHY NOT GO TO ONE OF THE VERY GENEROUS BOAT DEALERS IN HAVASU AS YOU LOOK TO PURCHASE A 150K BOAT. I'LL BET MY KIDS COLLEGE FUND YOU WILL GET ON THE LAKE FOR A GREAT DAY :rollside: