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CBadDad
06-07-2007, 10:02 AM
Kilr pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Kilr: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Kilr: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Kilr: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Kilr: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Kilr: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this Kilr immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine officer, here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying prick told you I was speeding too.
:D

MR HARLEY
06-07-2007, 10:04 AM
You need a life. :rolleyes:

That Guy
06-07-2007, 10:04 AM
Kilr pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Kilr: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Kilr: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Kilr: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Kilr: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Kilr: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this Kilr immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine officer, here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying prick told you I was speeding too.
:D
:D :) :D

charlyox
06-07-2007, 10:05 AM
Good one!:hammer2:

CBadDad
06-07-2007, 10:06 AM
You need a life. :rolleyes:
Come on, that was funny....

That Guy
06-07-2007, 10:09 AM
You need a life. :rolleyes:
Well, it was a funny joke....:) :) :D
Good to see you for a couple of minutes last weekend. Lets grab a beer next time you are out....:)

Garrddogg
06-07-2007, 10:58 AM
You need a life. :rolleyes:
Dude that shiat was funny!:D

MR HARLEY
06-07-2007, 11:04 AM
Good to see you for a couple of minutes last weekend. Lets grab a beer next time you are out....:)
Definetly!! I need Ms Barks digits again so I can get ahold of her , I mean you guys. ;)
Dude that shiat was funny!
Guess I missed the joke. :devil:

RitcheyRch
06-07-2007, 11:20 AM
Good one

OCMerrill
06-07-2007, 11:21 AM
I thought it was funny. :D

Garrddogg
06-07-2007, 11:27 AM
Definetly!! I need Ms Barks digits again so I can get ahold of her , I mean you guys. ;)
Guess I missed the joke. :devil:
I dont think it was really a dig at kilr so much as it was just a funny cop joke!:D lighten up!:eek:

Kilrtoy
06-07-2007, 11:29 AM
I think it went a litle more like this
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Super_Troopers&quote=meow.txt&file=meow.mp3

HM
06-07-2007, 11:29 AM
I dont think it was really a dig at kilr so much as it was just a funny cop joke!:D lighten up!:eek:
Besides...Kilr has graduated from KinderCop to FlatFoot. :D
How can a desk jockey pull over a car? It just doesn't make sense!!! :D

That Guy
06-07-2007, 11:30 AM
Definetly!! I need Ms Barks digits again so I can get ahold of her , I mean you guys. ;)
Guess I missed the joke. :devil:
1 800 Too Hot For Me......:D

Garrddogg
06-07-2007, 11:32 AM
I think it went a litle more like this
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Super_Troopers&quote=meow.txt&file=meow.mp3
thats funny .lol:D

Garrddogg
06-07-2007, 11:33 AM
I think that joke was in Playboy a couple years ago, with out the kilr reference. (sorry kilr):D