Liberator TJ1984
02-13-2006, 01:39 PM
TABLE MANNERS
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the
students:
"Michael, if you were on a date,having dinner with a nice young
lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I
have to go pee."
"That would be rude and impolite! ! ! What about! you Peter,how
would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table.
And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for
once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner.'" :crossx:
The teacher fainted!!!!
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the
students:
"Michael, if you were on a date,having dinner with a nice young
lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I
have to go pee."
"That would be rude and impolite! ! ! What about! you Peter,how
would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table.
And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for
once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner.'" :crossx:
The teacher fainted!!!!