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JB in so cal
06-18-2007, 03:54 PM
Islander theme music?
i'm meeting my buddies out on the lake
we're headin out to a special place
we love that just a few folks know
there's no signing up, no monthly dues
take your johnson, your mercury or your evinrude and fire it up
meet us out at party cove
come on in' the waters fine
just idle on over and toss us a line
(Chorus:)
basstrackers, bayliners and a party barge,
strung together like a floating trailer park anchored out and gettin loud
all summer long side by side there's five houseboat front porches astroturf,
lawn chairs and tiki torches
regular joes rocking the boat that's us
the redneck yacht club
bermuda's' flip-flops and a tank top tan
popped his first top at ten a.m., thats bob
he's our president
we're checking out the girls on the upper deck rubbin' in 15 spf, its hot
everybody's jumpin' in
later on when the sun goes down
we'll pull out the jar and the old guitar
and pass'em around
repeat chorus
when the party's over and we're all alone
well be making waves in a no wake zone
repeat chorus

HavaSkank
06-18-2007, 04:13 PM
You cant sport a bad ass Magic deck boat and claim to be a member of the Redneck yacht Club! It's not hick-enough

CBadDad
06-18-2007, 05:10 PM
From the guy who sings, "What I Love About Sundays".
Craig Morgan.

NashvilleBound
06-18-2007, 05:19 PM
You cant sport a bad ass Magic deck boat and claim to be a member of the Redneck yacht Club! It's not hick-enough
:idea: :idea: I try to blend in but its not happening. Besides Im like a foot taller than most of the gene pools out here.
I dont really thrive on country but I do like the song.

JB in so cal
06-18-2007, 05:34 PM
:idea: :idea: I try to blend in but its not happening. Besides Im like a foot taller than most of the gene pools out here.
I dont really thrive on country but I do like the song.
take your johnson, your mercury or your evinrude and fire it up

NashvilleBound
06-18-2007, 05:40 PM
take your johnson, your mercury or your evinrude and fire it up
For the love of GOD STOP IT Every time I see some of the lyrics I start humming it.... dayummmmn :D :D

ahhell
06-18-2007, 05:51 PM
Im Bob...Im the president
love that song...:eek:

HavaSkank
06-18-2007, 06:05 PM
I actually have a Party Barge, which gives me the license to belt out that song loud and out off key....but you sure as hell wont see me with a Sun Tracker sticker on rear window of my truck....cuz that's just gay.
Wow, that officially makes me a pretentious biatch.