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lil ratso
06-18-2007, 05:19 PM
My estranged mother informed me of your where abouts three days ago , and i was not sure i was going to Write to you . I have finally mustered up enough courage to Say hello to you ! Hi Dad !!! I'm sorry I could not write to you Yesterday as the library was closed along with the bar mom works at ! Uncle Chuck is kind enough to let me surf porm when mom is not looking. he is my favorite "uncle" I have so many but he is by far the best! I don't know if you rember mom ? She goes by the c.b name of "stacy" at the local truck stop . If you want to say hello, she is always on channel 19. I have become a strapping young man you would be Proud ! Mom makes me carry all the luggage from town to town and the muscles i have built up are quite impressive ! So Dad If your interested in talking to me Please do - In the last two days i have googled Your sir name and i have found alot of us childred whom have been searching for you ! Mom says to say hello and if you get a rash you should go see Doctor Fletch as he knows exsactly how to cure it -- Well bye for now - Love lil Jimmy

76ANTHONY
06-18-2007, 05:20 PM
where'd i put that fricken popcorn dammit!!!!!:D

HavaSkank
06-18-2007, 05:25 PM
Apparently you're over losing your wife to the gardner

Devil's Advocate
06-18-2007, 05:29 PM
My estranged mother informed me of your where abouts three days ago , and i was not sure i was going to Write to you . I have finally mustered up enough courage to Say hello to you ! Hi Dad !!! I'm sorry I could not write to you Yesterday as the library was closed along with the bar mom works at ! Uncle Chuck is kind enough to let me surf porm when mom is not looking. he is my favorite "uncle" I have so many but he is by far the best! I don't know if you rember mom ? She goes by the c.b name of "stacy" at the local truck stop . If you want to say hello, she is always on channel 19. I have become a strapping young man you would be Proud ! Mom makes me carry all the luggage from town to town and the muscles i have built up are quite impressive ! So Dad If your interested in talking to me Please do - In the last two days i have googled Your sir name and i have found alot of us childred whom have been searching for you ! Mom says to say hello and if you get a rash you should go see Doctor Fletch as he knows exsactly how to cure it -- Well bye for now - Love lil Jimmy
ROTFLMFAO...good stuff!:D :D

Mrs.Killer
06-18-2007, 05:33 PM
Looks like someone is bord.....

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2007, 05:42 PM
LOL!! Mrs. Killer you got it. Someone is very bored. :D

Phat Daddy
06-18-2007, 05:44 PM
What did I do???:D :D :D

lucky
06-18-2007, 05:57 PM
Why does everyone pick on Ratso - the man is a legend !

squirt'nmyload
06-18-2007, 05:59 PM
My estranged mother informed me of your where abouts three days ago , and i was not sure i was going to Write to you . I have finally mustered up enough courage to Say hello to you ! Hi Dad !!! I'm sorry I could not write to you Yesterday as the library was closed along with the bar mom works at ! Uncle Chuck is kind enough to let me surf porm when mom is not looking. he is my favorite "uncle" I have so many but he is by far the best! I don't know if you rember mom ? She goes by the c.b name of "stacy" at the local truck stop . If you want to say hello, she is always on channel 19. I have become a strapping young man you would be Proud ! Mom makes me carry all the luggage from town to town and the muscles i have built up are quite impressive ! So Dad If your interested in talking to me Please do - In the last two days i have googled Your sir name and i have found alot of us childred whom have been searching for you ! Mom says to say hello and if you get a rash you should go see Doctor Fletch as he knows exsactly how to cure it -- Well bye for now - Love lil Jimmy
classic :D

ratso
06-18-2007, 06:16 PM
Looks like someone is bord.....
Exactly...http://www.***boat.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif unless this has something to do with "Silicone Sandy" http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

Ziggy
06-18-2007, 06:18 PM
Exactly...http://www.***boat.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif unless this has something to do with "Silicone Sandy" http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
For whatever reason it has Canatard written all over for me :D

ratso
06-18-2007, 06:22 PM
For whatever reason it has Canatard written all over for me :D
That's what I was thinking...:D

lucky
06-18-2007, 06:28 PM
have any other hot boat membersbeen overwhelmed by canadian viagra ads in your e mail ???? I have often wondered about those long canadian nights and what the do with the other 23 hours and 55 minutes of day light ?:D

sleekcraft80
06-18-2007, 07:42 PM
have any other hot boat membersbeen overwhelmed by canadian viagra ads in your e mail ???? I have often wondered about those long canadian nights and what the do with the other 23 hours and 55 minutes of day light ?:D
Are those the ones that have a story that don't make ay sense?

Devil's Advocate
06-18-2007, 07:45 PM
That's what I was thinking...:D
What if he is your love child?:eek: :D

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:08 PM
That's what I was thinking...:D
I have been banned from the double identity dealio :D

lil ratso's sis
06-18-2007, 08:27 PM
Hi Daddy,Jimbo telled me I cud find ya here. He likes to be called Jimmy but Mom always called hin Jimbo. I heard I'd find lots of my relatives here so I'm looking. I b kinda tired of so many uncles. Hope ure fathers day was full of lots a cards like mom said it wud be. She also says I' have lotsa bruthers an sisturs two. pluse send us ynguns a pikure or too so we'll no if we luk like u or won of are other unkles.
luv ure baby gurl
Jimmekuwa

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:30 PM
Someone please put ratso's picture on here

lucky
06-18-2007, 08:37 PM
Someone please put ratso's picture on here
lmao :D

lil ratso's sis
06-18-2007, 08:38 PM
Daddy, ar ewe at the bar agin? Mom says she met ya there in the parkin lot. :confused: She sais you gots a bote too.Can me an my frens come along for a ride won day?

topless
06-18-2007, 08:42 PM
All I can say is DAMN Ratso!!!!:eek: :eek:

CBadDad
06-18-2007, 08:42 PM
This is gonna be good...

topless
06-18-2007, 08:45 PM
I knew you were a man ***** but GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

hoolign
06-18-2007, 08:48 PM
All I can say is DAMN Ratso!!!!:eek: :eek:
all he rates is a 'DAMN"!!!! shit!...that aint near as good as the " OH... FUKK ...HOOLI " I was gettin in the Pinto that night!

LITTLE SANDY SILICONE
06-18-2007, 08:59 PM
I finialy graduated the 8th grade . De teacher insiste d that i stay after school and play some silly game named "hide that ausage " I was tired of that game . I think the game was broke - the sausage thingy was always flat and I was required to blow it up ? All da other girls in my school was trying to help ! One girl even brought a hole bunch of bannanas. She said i would pass the class if i could peel them with out using my hands ?? I finished peeling the whole bunch in five minutes it took me longer to get the bannan junk from the inners of my towes ? any ways i just wanted to say i love you - sincerly Sandy bottoms

LITTLE SANDY SILICONE
06-18-2007, 09:01 PM
Are those the ones that have a story that don't make ay sense?
No - My daddy says those are the storys you tell your wife :D

boatsnblondes
06-18-2007, 09:03 PM
Oh fock Hooli....this is slowly but steadily getting hysterical.....and Brown is where???? The canuck point of view is needed......:devil:

lil ratso's sis
06-18-2007, 09:12 PM
Sandy!!! ar ewe won uf my seesters? I'm glad I fond owt wher daddy hangs out. I wus thinkin that we cood haav a famuly reuunun.
I luv yoo daddy an cant wait till mom gits outta prison.:D

LITTLE SANDY SILICONE
06-18-2007, 09:19 PM
Sandy!!! ar ewe won uf my seesters? I'm glad I fond owt wher daddy hangs out. I wus thinkin that we cood haav a famuly reuunun.
I luv yoo daddy an cant wait till mom gits outta prison.:D
well i don't k no ? you could be re lated 2 me if you run around topless ? we sure are lucky arnt wez ! I wonder if our daddy would let him beat up his tramps at the bar . I have not been in a good hankerin since anuntee jean ( she is related to us toooo ) took the last keystone ! Boy howdy Uncle John hooped and hollerd over that one !

hoolign
06-18-2007, 09:21 PM
Oh fock Hooli....this is slowly but steadily getting hysterical.....and Brown is where???? The canuck point of view is needed......:devil:
I'm stayin outta this! i'm lkley one of ratso's love children as well..but would never bring it to a public forum..
P.S .. Hi sis! :D

LITTLE SANDY SILICONE
06-18-2007, 09:24 PM
I'm stayin outta this! i'm lkley one of ratso's love children as well..but would never bring it to a public forum..
P.S .. Hi sis! :D
HIIIIIIII hooli r u going to come down from the big sitty and show me how you lay pipe again . that oil well was a gusher :jawdrop:

Ratso's other daughter Quatasha
06-18-2007, 09:25 PM
Hi Uncle Daddy, Jimmy and Jimmekuwa,
I'm ur long lost sister Quatasha, I alwayz wundurd if I had anee famly out ther.So is it troo that my daddy is a rat so if it's troo duz that me me a ratbich? I hope not cuz evrywon callz me a bitch alredy. Happy faturs day Daddy
Love Quatasha

LITTLE SANDY SILICONE
06-18-2007, 09:28 PM
Hi Uncle Daddy, Jimmy and Jimmekuwa,
I'm ur long lost sister Quatasha, I alwayz wundurd if I had anee famly out ther.So is it troo that my daddy is a rat so if it's troo duz that me me a ratbich? I hope not cuz evrywon callz me a bitch alredy. Happy faturs day Daddy
Love Quatasha
Hi quatasha - Was your mom the lovey black lady in the middle of the twister pile ? i think i re memb er baby sitty you - but that night was a lill fuzzy

Ratso's other daughter Quatasha
06-18-2007, 09:28 PM
Sandy, wuz that you that I punchrd in the mouth 2 weaks ago? Sorry bout that. I thout you wer trying to hit on Jimbo.

LITTLE SANDY SILICONE
06-18-2007, 09:30 PM
Sandy, wuz that you that I punchrd in the mouth 2 weaks ago? Sorry bout that. I thout you wer trying to hit on Jimbo.
ye dat was me - but it didn't hurt none as my teeff was knocked out by the bran barron of canda - That man had grit

lil ratso's sis
06-18-2007, 09:34 PM
HOLY LOWD JEZZUZ FRUM UP ABOVE!!! I have another sister and she is a half breed? I thot we wuz all upscale an shit! I'll be a prayin for ya Quatashsha an no matter what, yull alwayz be famly too me. Tight Sandy? we girls got to stik together.

LITTLE SANDY SILICONE
06-18-2007, 09:37 PM
HOLY LOWD JEZZUZ FRUM UP ABOVE!!! I have another sister and she is a half breed? I thot we wuz all upscale an shit! I'll be a prayin for ya Quatashsha an no matter what, yull alwayz be famly too me. Tight Sandy? we girls got to stik together.
ohh dont you know it girl , daddy dont have that ablone bar for nuttin - ohh wait dat is exsactoly whats fores

Ratso's other daughter Quatasha
06-18-2007, 09:39 PM
ohh dont you know it girl , daddy dont have that ablone bar for nuttin - ohh wait dat is exsactoly whats fores
Are ewe sayin are daddy is a lucky man hore at a topless bar?:idea:

Ratso's other daughter Quatasha
06-18-2007, 09:45 PM
I tells ya whut!!! I be shamed two bee asosheeated whith the likes of a white man hore like hims. I'm moovin away an changin my last name to Kareem Abdul Jabar Johnson Bryant Jordan. Ratso daddy will never find me now.:mad:

HomoStan
06-18-2007, 09:56 PM
OMG!!! My WHOLE family is here! I'm soooo excited to finally meat you all. Mummy told me all about how daddy was a MANS man but I think I took it the wrong way...Anyhoo, I just can't wait till I can have a girls weekEND with you all. Hugs and licks (oopsy) I mean kisses
Stan
Kiss kiss kiss

lil ratso's sis
06-18-2007, 11:27 PM
OMG!!! My WHOLE family is here! I'm soooo excited to finally meat you all. Mummy told me all about how daddy was a MANS man but I think I took it the wrong way...Anyhoo, I just can't wait till I can have a girls weekEND with you all. Hugs and licks (oopsy) I mean kisses
Stan
Kiss kiss kissWTF!!!!! You mean I have another brother from another mother??????????????:jawdrop: :eek: :jawdrop: :mad:

ratso
06-19-2007, 05:48 AM
Some people here...:jawdrop: reallyhttp://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gifhave no life...:D

lucky
06-19-2007, 05:50 AM
Some people here...:jawdrop: reallyhttp://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gifhave no life...:D
Or DRINK CONSIDERABLE amounts of liqure :) ;) :D

topless
06-19-2007, 06:35 AM
Or DRINK CONSIDERABLE amounts of liqure :) ;) :DOr both....................:eek: :D :idea: :D

Baja Big Dog
06-19-2007, 07:22 AM
Someone had to say it.......
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb115/bajabigdog/worthlesswopics.gif

Ziggy
06-19-2007, 10:59 AM
Too funny :D :D