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Jbb
06-21-2007, 12:02 PM
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CornWater
06-21-2007, 12:11 PM
Maybe she just ran out of gas...
:D
rivrrts429
06-21-2007, 12:38 PM
I don't understand. Is she mad she had to walk home:D
Kachina26
06-21-2007, 12:43 PM
jubilee clips LOL
IMPATIENT 1
06-21-2007, 12:59 PM
lmao:D i guess the car trouble is more important than her cross dressin hubby, must be a normal deal.
RitcheyRch
06-21-2007, 01:44 PM
Thats hilarious
laveycrafter
06-21-2007, 05:40 PM
:D maybe I'm lost here.........
WTF is a jubilee clip?
Old school Ultra
06-21-2007, 05:47 PM
Maybe next time she call before she comes home unannounced.... The question I really have is Did she have the car towed home or to the dealer?
uvindex
06-21-2007, 05:52 PM
WTF is a jubilee clip?aka hose clamp. :)
Racey
06-21-2007, 06:25 PM
jubilee clips LOL
Is that some sort of new bra from victorias secret??? :D
sweet jubilees!
Ziggy
06-21-2007, 08:32 PM
:D maybe I'm lost here.........
WTF is a jubilee clip?
Limey speak for clamp.
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That's really ingenious of the coloumn writer, very funny.
Kachina26
06-21-2007, 08:38 PM
Is that some sort of new bra from victorias secret??? :D
sweet jubilees!
Jubilee is the name of the manufacturer for hose clamps in the UK. I thought it was a bs term like muffler bearings, so I googled it. Learn something new everyday.
Cigalert
06-22-2007, 05:22 AM
Or maybe she was speaking metaphorically about the husband.
"A car stalling after being driven short distances can be caused by a variety of faults in the engine"- She hasn't really been married that long and her husband my just need a tune up, starting her reply off with a sense of hope will keep the reader interested.
"Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line" He ran out of gas (testosterone)
"Check the jubilee clips" His twins
"Inlet manifold" his rear end to see if it's been penetrated by another man
"it could be the fuel pump itself is faulty" More than likely he'll be making an appointment to have his fuel pump replaced with a sausage wallet.
Mattman
06-22-2007, 05:33 AM
Cig, where the fuk do you come up with this stuff? It's too early to be able to think like that and too early for me to be cleaning up milk shooting out of my nose!!! LMAO:)
Cigalert
06-22-2007, 06:02 AM
So are you saying you want me to move back in with you?
Mattman
06-22-2007, 06:50 AM
:idea: :idea: :idea:
Cigalert
06-22-2007, 06:58 AM
Mattman, you could be my wingman anytime
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HavaSkank
06-22-2007, 07:13 AM
If I busted my man strutting around the house in MY pink frillies and make up, I'd hand him a tampon and say, "When you can fit this in your meatus, I'll share my makeup with you."
Makeup is expensive, and Im not a good sharer.