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cvonscpa
06-28-2007, 02:10 PM
Okay, so after about a year of lurking I thought I should do the polite thing and stop lurking long enough to introduce myself. I've been around boats for years but just recently bought my first ***boat (2007 Shockwave Tremor). Here's a list of the 10 things that I've learned after spending hours on these forums:
10. Have a thick skin
9. Its okay to laugh at the dumbasses on the water - just be prepared to get laughed at if I am that dumbass
8. Some people have waaaaay too much time on their hands
7. HB is the best place to come for relationship advice...if you really don't care about the relationship
6. Boat Bling works!
5. Keep it in the HB family
4. Grammar and spelling don't always count
3. Post pics of boat and wife (see below - sorry no boob shots. She'd kill me :D )
2. ***boat DOES have a magazine
1. RD Sux (even if I don't know why )
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k181/twiztidpickle/CIMG1129-RS.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k181/twiztidpickle/AmyCurtisRS.jpg
After learning all of these things, I felt that it was time to stop lurking and subject myself to all of the drama, er, I mean fun! Please say hi if you see me (and go easy on me - this is my first ***boat!) I'm working in Havi this week and I'll be on the water tomorrow and Saturday.
Curtis

squirt'nmyload
06-28-2007, 02:12 PM
you nailed it with the top ten :D :D WELCOME!!!!

Mandelon
06-28-2007, 02:12 PM
Hey, Tom Hanks joins ***boat.....!!! :D

squirt'nmyload
06-28-2007, 02:12 PM
Hey, Tom Hanks joins ***boat.....!!! :D
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

Havasu Hangin'
06-28-2007, 02:14 PM
8. Some people have waaaaay too much time on their hands
Welcome. And please don't act so damn smart....we hate smart folk.
:idea:

Mrs. Bordsmnj
06-28-2007, 02:15 PM
lol, great first post!! ;)
Welcome! :D

Danhercules
06-28-2007, 02:16 PM
Hey, Tom Hanks joins ***boat.....!!! :D
I was thinking Forrest Gump!
Welcome. :D

cvonscpa
06-28-2007, 02:17 PM
Thanks! Hmm, I hadn't heard that I look like Tom Hanks in a couple of months! :)

fat rat
06-28-2007, 02:17 PM
You figured it out in a year..............it's taken me six. Welcome aboard!:D

cvonscpa
06-28-2007, 02:18 PM
Damn, I knew the Forrest Gump thing was coming

RitcheyRch
06-28-2007, 02:19 PM
Welcome aboard. Nice boat and your wife is cute.

Havasu Hangin'
06-28-2007, 02:19 PM
...and don't try to be so damn funny. Forum rules state that only veterans are allowed to be funny.
:idea:

ratso
06-28-2007, 02:22 PM
Great pick for a first boat! Heck, mine was just a 16 ft Glastron!:D
Sorry Tom...;)

Jordy
06-28-2007, 02:24 PM
Damn, I knew the Forrest Gump thing was coming
Momma said theys my magic shoes and they'd take me anywhere!!! :D :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=34028&stc=1&d=1183072026

Havasu1986
06-28-2007, 02:31 PM
Welcome newbie...where you working in Havi. Can you score some free beer. :D

my21advantage
06-28-2007, 02:42 PM
Damn, I knew the Forrest Gump thing was coming
Is your wife's name Jenny?:D

Hardly Satisfied
06-28-2007, 02:44 PM
Hey, Tom Hanks joins ***boat.....!!! :D
He does look like him, Welcome aboard

Danhercules
06-28-2007, 03:00 PM
Momma said theys my magic shoes and they'd take me anywhere!!! :D :D :D
http://optimusfilms.20m.com/directors/rz/forrest.jpg
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolate. Ya never know what your gonna get.

Baja Big Dog
06-28-2007, 03:04 PM
:confused: Does your wife like fat guys??:confused:

Jordy
06-28-2007, 03:10 PM
Newbie. Nice pic!!! :D :)
You fixed it, damn it.
;)

cvonscpa
06-28-2007, 03:31 PM
My wife must like fat guys...she says she likes me :)

24sleekenforcer
06-28-2007, 03:49 PM
Welcome aboard!!!!!!!!!

havasurat27
06-28-2007, 04:45 PM
Hey your wife looks kinda HOT! Need more pics from the new guy or bring her to the channel and we will take our own. J/K Welcome to the Madness!

Baja Big Dog
06-28-2007, 04:46 PM
My wife must like fat guys...she says she likes me :)
She just like you for the money...Im talking fat guys with no money and old pontoon boats!!!!

Tom Brown
06-28-2007, 05:05 PM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k181/twiztidpickle/CIMG1129-RS.jpg
Welcome, Curtis. Beautiful boat.
.... now stop being an asshole and move that piece of shit out of the wheelchair zone.

mrs.rvrluvr
06-28-2007, 05:13 PM
Hello and welcome.....:)

Thorsinc
06-28-2007, 05:18 PM
Welcome aboard HB

asch
06-28-2007, 05:29 PM
Is your wife's name Jenny?:D
"Jen-nay.... They senin me ta vietNAM"
Welcome to shiat:)

Jbb
06-28-2007, 05:30 PM
Welcome, Curtis. Beautiful boat.
.... now stop being an asshole and move that piece of shit out of the wheelchair zone.
He should be ticketed ...the boat impounded ..and serve a 30 day suspension from the board...no parking without permit.....newbie!..
:devil:

Tom Brown
06-28-2007, 05:31 PM
He should be ticketed ...the boat impounded ..and serve a 30 day suspension from the board...no parking without permit.....newbie!..
:devil:
Let's just go all the way and sever his spinal chord.

Tom Brown
06-28-2007, 05:36 PM
Tom and Brian stop hating
The toughest thing about quitting is figuring out what to do with your hands.

Jbb
06-28-2007, 05:37 PM
Let's just go all the way and sever his spinal chord.
and hung on a stick....

cvonscpa
06-28-2007, 05:45 PM
Okay, jeez, I'll move the boat from the handicapped spot. Hmm, maybe I should park it on the neighbor's lawn. They're A-holes anyway.

Jbb
06-28-2007, 05:46 PM
Did he say I had waaaaay too much free bird?
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4681/best20mullet20everzn7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
That's Brown.......from back when he played drums for the Dead.......man
Livin on reds,....vitamin C ....and Cocaine........:D

Tom Brown
06-28-2007, 05:51 PM
That's Brown.......from back when he played drums for the Dead.......man
Livin on reds,....vitamin C ....and Cocaine........:D
Man.... that was a time.
I will admit, I've done a few things in my time that I'm not proud of, either. :(
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/best20mullet20everzn7.jpg

asch
06-28-2007, 05:52 PM
That's Brown.......from back when he played drums for the Dead.......man
Not likely. You have to have both hands free to play the drums.:D

cvonscpa
06-28-2007, 05:58 PM
LMAO Thanks TBI

cvonscpa
06-28-2007, 06:04 PM
:D
NICE BOAT!!!!!
Again thanks! It took a couple of years but i finally convinced my wife that buying a new boat was a good investment :D

asch
06-28-2007, 06:19 PM
Again thanks! It took a couple of years but i finally convinced my wife that buying a new boat was a good investment :D
In other words you lied to her.:D
I had to convince my wife the same thing.

Mattman
06-28-2007, 06:57 PM
Welcome aboard!! I may not be a smart man but I know what love is Jennah....By hte way, is that St. Thomas in the background???

havasurat27
06-28-2007, 07:11 PM
In other words you lied to her.:D
I had to convince my wife the same thing.
You took the words out of my mouth.

Tom Brown
06-28-2007, 07:38 PM
Can we start in on him now HH ?
Rio
I thought the first mention of "pontoon boats" was the queue? :confused:

cvonscpa
06-28-2007, 10:04 PM
Welcome aboard!! I may not be a smart man but I know what love is Jennah....By hte way, is that St. Thomas in the background???
Good eye. That was one of the ports we stopped at on a cruise.

cvonscpa
06-28-2007, 10:07 PM
Gawd, if she bought that one you got yerself one h*ll of a dummy!lol
Can we start in on him now HH ?
Rio
She's not dumb, but I'm an accountant and I knew how to "massage" the numbers to make it look more favorable for me getting the new boat. Besides, she knew if I didn't get the boat I wanted this year I'd be upgrading next year :D