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RiverOtter
06-29-2007, 10:56 AM
:idea:
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
1 Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.
2 You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3 You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4 Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5 You can't remember . is pot illegal?
6 You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7 You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8 You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
9 A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: 'STORM WATCH.'
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one

JB in so cal
06-29-2007, 11:04 AM
:idea:
3 You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one
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uLtRADeNniS
06-29-2007, 11:05 AM
I dont know about that stuff...
About the piercing thing, I do have a co-worker that i wanna find out if she does;) She has walked by my office 10 times today and shes got the shortest ****in skirt on. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D
DAAAAAAMMMMMMM!
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RiverOtter
06-29-2007, 11:05 AM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/The_Duke.jpg
The Duke :cool:

RiverOtter
06-29-2007, 11:06 AM
I dont know about that stuff...
About the piercing thing, I do have a co-worker that i wanna find out if she does;) She has walked by my office 10 times today and shes got the shortest ****in skirt on. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D
DAAAAAAMMMMMMM!
http://www.playahata.com/images/celebpics/tuckerandcubefriday.jpg
Hold a magnet out next time and see if anything happens :idea:

MR.rvrluvr
06-29-2007, 11:06 AM
so is pot legal or not.....I can't remember:confused: :confused:

uLtRADeNniS
06-29-2007, 11:08 AM
Hold a magnet out next time and see if anything happens :idea:
Id rather hold something else out the door and see what happens..if you know what i mean ;)

Inland Air Balance
06-29-2007, 11:08 AM
So you've been here.

RiverOtter
06-29-2007, 11:10 AM
So you've been here.
:confused: I can't remember :confused:

voodoomedman
06-29-2007, 11:22 AM
And that't why I want to be your neighbor. This place sucks now. It's not the same as when I was growing up.
:idea:
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
1 Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.
2 You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3 You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4 Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5 You can't remember . is pot illegal?
6 You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7 You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8 You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
9 A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: 'STORM WATCH.'
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one

RiverOtter
06-29-2007, 12:15 PM
And that't why I want to be your neighbor. This place sucks now. It's not the same as when I was growing up.
Come to TN and enjoy the humidity :D

Cheap Thrills
06-29-2007, 12:17 PM
Come to TN and enjoy the humidity :D
And Skeeters as big as Banjos :D
not to mention the seed ticks OMG those things are ruthless. They don't care where they latch on. and when ya pulle em off ya get this nasty welt that's sore for days .. C'mon down. You'll love it here.
T.

RiverOtter
06-29-2007, 12:23 PM
And Skeeters as big as Banjos :D
not to mention the seed ticks OMG those things are ruthless. They don't care where they latch on. and when ya pulle em off ya get this nasty welt that's sore for days .. C'mon down. You'll love it here.
T.
Uh..... CT...... Some of us live in a "City" that has buildings with conditioned air and running water..... no seed ticks :rolleyes: BUT we gots the Skeeters :D

wright27
06-29-2007, 12:25 PM
Id rather hold something else out the door and see what happens..if you know what i mean ;)
Yea we know what you mean. So be a man, sac up and do it. I dare you.:D lets us know what happens.

Cheap Thrills
06-29-2007, 12:31 PM
Uh..... CT...... Some of us live in a "City" that has buildings with conditioned air and running water..... no seed ticks :rolleyes: BUT we gots the Skeeters :D
I lived in the SE. TN. Close to Choo Choo but I was always outside hunting , fishing , boating, and I can tell ya bout them damn seed ticks. Got one on my little head one time and the welt that thing left doubled the size of it . I believe that was the worst part about living there besides my ex wife and if I had to choose the lesser of two evils of which to live with I'd just shoot myself :D
T.

RiverOtter
06-29-2007, 12:35 PM
I lived in the SE. TN. Close to Choo Choo but I was always outside hunting , fishing , boating, and I can tell ya bout them damn seed ticks. Got one on my little head one time and the welt that thing left doubled the size of it . I believe that was the worst part about living there besides my ex wife and if I had to choose the lesser of two evils of which to live with I'd just shoot myself :D
T.
I may be coming up to Ashvegas on the 14th. Still haven't signed up though :idea:

Cheap Thrills
06-29-2007, 12:42 PM
I may be coming up to Ashvegas on the 14th. Still haven't signed up though :idea:
Hey , We'de Be glad ta have ya. Lemme know when and we'll hit the Peddler Steak House ;)
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T.

voodoomedman
06-29-2007, 12:42 PM
Looking at Nashvillebound's area. Is it really that bad? I realize I'll be giving up the weather and no bugs or humidity here but TN seems to be the best as far as not too much humidity like FL or Snow like OH and such. I loved SC in the Abbeville and Greenwood area but the rest don't want to move there. It was September and no bothersome bugs or humidity that I couldn't handle. I figured TN would be better.

RiverOtter
06-29-2007, 12:51 PM
Looking at Nashvillebound's area. Is it really that bad? I realize I'll be giving up the weather and no bugs or humidity here but TN seems to be the best as far as not too much humidity like FL or Snow like OH and such. I loved SC in the Abbeville and Greenwood area but the rest don't want to move there. It was September and no bothersome bugs or humidity that I couldn't handle. I figured TN would be better.
The humidity in nothing like FL. I have a place there and believe me it ain't that bad. Nashville / Franklin / Murfreesboro are great! No mountains but very nice. Nashville is a great city with lots to do and see. Good job and housing market as well. Chattanooga is a beautiful city with lots to do but the job market ain't so great. You never know to you check around. We got more water than you can imagine. Step off your dock, head down stream, hang a left and your in the Gulf :D

Riverdog1
06-29-2007, 12:52 PM
:idea:
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
1 Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.
2 You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3 You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4 Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5 You can't remember . is pot illegal?
6 You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7 You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8 You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
9 A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: 'STORM WATCH.'
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one
All except Pot IS legal :D and insurance is double in AZ.:mad:

RiverOtter
06-29-2007, 12:54 PM
All except Pot IS legal :D and insurance is double in AZ.:mad:
Insurance is higher in AZ??? Why
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Pot isn't legal :confused: