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soupersonic
07-05-2007, 08:56 PM
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit..."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W., looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink
and slight grin.... "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude!
You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your
second term of office for a year!" As the waitress storms away...
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers.........
"It's pronounced 'quiche'. "

3 daytona`s
07-05-2007, 10:18 PM
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit..."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W., looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink
and slight grin.... "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude!
You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your
second term of office for a year!" As the waitress storms away...
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers.........
"It's pronounced 'quiche'. "
kind of Funny:)

pw_Tony
07-05-2007, 10:26 PM
kind of Funny:)
Get too bed... it's under 105* so you can sleep now;)