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SummitKarl
07-07-2007, 12:16 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/jehovahs.jpg

beerjet
07-07-2007, 12:33 PM
And my wife thought my modeling would go nowhere. pft !

EmpirE231
07-07-2007, 01:21 PM
is that the Hoff?

RitcheyRch
07-07-2007, 01:23 PM
Worth a try thats for sure

Havasu1986
07-07-2007, 02:01 PM
My brother used to say "sorry I didn't see the accident" when they asked to be Jehovahs witness. :D

Jordy
07-07-2007, 04:28 PM
Why don't you just get their names, tell them you're going to run their criminal records and post it on the internet. You really are a dipshit Karl. :notam:

Jyruiz
07-07-2007, 04:32 PM
I don't think that would stop them Karl, they would just knock on the door.

Jordy
07-07-2007, 05:15 PM
So Karl, you spend about 20 minutes sucking on those balls before you go into that house??? That's what I hear anyway. Haven't confirmed it on the internet.
Guess you're more about balls on your door than any kind of pussy as you've never stalked someone enough to actually see kitty huh???? :notam:
Getting laid might acutally do you some good Spammit. :D
Jordy <--- all about people helping people. ;)

Jbb
07-07-2007, 05:17 PM
Jordy....take your medication...and stop hatin......:D
RD SUX!

Havasu1986
07-07-2007, 05:20 PM
Jordy must be a Jehovahs witness. :)

Jordy
07-07-2007, 05:21 PM
Jordy....take your medication...and stop hatin......:D
RD SUX!
Not hatin' at all... Spammit is the biggest stalking piece of shit to ever post on ***boat. ;)
Merely educating about Mr. Ecker. :D

Jyruiz
07-07-2007, 05:22 PM
So Karl, you spend about 20 minutes sucking on those balls before you go into that house??? That's what I hear anyway. Haven't confirmed it on the internet.
Guess you're more about balls on your door than any kind of pussy as you've never stalked someone enough to actually see kitty huh???? :notam:
Getting laid might acutally do you some good Spammit. :D
Jordy <--- all about people helping people. ;)
Wow, do you feel better now?

Jordy
07-07-2007, 05:25 PM
Wow, do you feel better now?
Actually, I never felt bad... I love this stuff. Espeically when a piece of shit like Spammit wants to come on here and run his mouth reckless about ANYTHING. I love burning a few posts teaching that little bitch to heel. :notam:
Jordy<--- still all about helping people, even assclowns like Spammit. He's like the smartest kid on the short bus, right next to Greggie and John's Period. :jawdrop:

Jbb
07-07-2007, 05:40 PM
lol...It's gonna be a long night.....
Building a better tomorrow....:p

Jordy
07-07-2007, 06:48 PM
lol...It's gonna be a long night.....
Building a better tomorrow....:p
Hey, I did an internet search and Karl is a big fan of BALLS. Google doesn't lie. Guess if I couldn't get any pussy, I'd be bitter like Spammit is too. :idea: :jawdrop: :D

Havasteve
07-07-2007, 07:33 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/doorbell10.jpg

Ziggy
07-07-2007, 08:10 PM
Out of left field :eek:
You really should drink less Jordy....:sleeping:

HavaSkank
07-07-2007, 08:17 PM
I had two Mormon missionaries knock on my door last week. I was sweet, greeted them with a big smile and invited them to come back for the goat sacrifice at 7:00. I told them it was a BYOD (bring your own dildo) event the code word for entry was "SNATCHFACE"
works every damn time.

Ziggy
07-07-2007, 08:20 PM
A friend of mines father once told them they disowned a family member for joining them............they left real quick like. :)

Havasu1986
07-07-2007, 08:22 PM
I had two Mormon missionaries knock on my door last week. I was sweet, greeted them with a big smile and invited them to come back for the goat sacrifice at 7:00. I told them it was a BYOD (bring your own dildo) event the code word for entry was "SNATCHFACE"
works every damn time.
That is some wild brothel your running up in the hills there Kimmy. :D

HavaSkank
07-07-2007, 08:27 PM
It's necessary to offer the unusual at my friendly brothel. Mountain men are freaky phucks.

YeLLowBoaT
07-07-2007, 08:29 PM
Just be polite and ask them to respect your religous beleifs...99% of them will leave right away... if not the door in the face works wonders.

Havasu1986
07-07-2007, 08:31 PM
It's necessary to offer the unusual at my friendly brothel. Mountain men are freaky phucks.
There was a bar in Arrowbear that we used to go to off the highway in the early 80's. Can't remember the name...:confused:

minnesota_duane
07-07-2007, 08:32 PM
What's the diffrence between a Jehovahs witness and a Dodge?
You can shut the door on the Jehovahs witness!

Jyruiz
07-07-2007, 08:33 PM
Out of left field :eek:
You really should drink less Jordy....:sleeping:
Yeah, I think somebody didn't have much to do today.:rolleyes:

Havasu1986
07-07-2007, 08:37 PM
Yeah, I think somebody didn't have much to do today.:rolleyes:
And he didn't have his "Team Turnkey" buddies to back him up. :D

Jordy
07-07-2007, 09:44 PM
Out of left field :eek:
You really should drink less Jordy....:sleeping:
Actually, that was from the heart.... was a rough day being Captain Fantastic on the Donzi up to Long Beach in 3-5's. Was a little bumpy so I held off on the drinks as I'm not one to cocktail and boat, especially not on duty. ;)

Havasu1986
07-07-2007, 09:59 PM
Actually, that was from the heart.... was a rough day being Captain Fantastic on the Donzi up to Long Beach in 3-5's. Was a little bumpy so I held off on the drinks as I'm not one to cocktail and boat, especially not on duty. ;)
Oh no..:eek: Jordy is in the O.C. :D God save us here.

HocusPocus
07-07-2007, 10:11 PM
i was working nights at the time and got home a little early (6am) and when right to bed, at 7:30am the doorbell rang.. i ignored it, then the knocking began... i answered the door in my underware and they havn't been back since.