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HavasuSelect
07-08-2007, 07:00 PM
A Pirate or a Ninja? My friends and I have been having this debate for quite some time now. I'm thinking the Pirate would. What are your thoughts.....

hoolign
07-08-2007, 07:04 PM
A ninja..Pirate would be all 'Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of.......WTF just hit me???":D

John.
07-08-2007, 07:10 PM
pirate. they use guns.

duner21
07-08-2007, 07:11 PM
Im gonna say pirate also!

HavasuSelect
07-08-2007, 07:12 PM
pirate. they use guns.
Don't forget about cannons. Pirates were master swordsmen and always drunk, and everyone knows you get super strength when you're drunk :D

uvindex
07-08-2007, 07:13 PM
Does the pirate have a prosthetic leg and arm? Has he been drinking rum? Does he have a friggin' parrot on his shoulder? If the answer to these questions is yes, my money's definitely on the ninja. :)

Kim Hanson
07-08-2007, 07:13 PM
Pirates, they have buccaneers :idea: .........( . )( . )..........Hear Ninja really good :D

hoolign
07-08-2007, 07:15 PM
Pirates, they have buccaneers :idea: .........( . )( . )..........Hear Ninja really good :D
Step back form the beer..put it down..and step back:D

HavasuSelect
07-08-2007, 07:15 PM
Chuck Norris would kick both of their asses :D
It's funny you mention that. His name was brought up in the argument earlier. Would you classify Chuck more as a pirate or a ninja? He's a wobbler.

Kim Hanson
07-08-2007, 07:20 PM
Step back form the beer..put it down..and step back:D
He also has the tear your eyes out Parrot with claws that are like Ginsue Knifes..........( . )( . ).........Polly want a Ninja :D :D Cubed :D :D

MR HARLEY
07-08-2007, 07:22 PM
Maybe the ninjas can answer. ;)
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/RYLEND/Ninjas.jpg

Kim Hanson
07-08-2007, 07:27 PM
Maybe the ninjas can answer. ;)
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/RYLEND/Ninjas.jpg
See Polly has them scared, hiding now come out later after bad bird go away :D :D ...........( . )( . )............

HavaSkank
07-08-2007, 07:29 PM
He's a Texas Ranger http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7554/cigarcowboyig8.gif (http://imageshack.us):D :) :D
I laugh with a snort on this one BI. You are my hero

John.
07-08-2007, 07:34 PM
Captain Morgan would kick Chuck's arse. Captain Morgan kicks almost everyone's arse at some point in their lives.

Tom Brown
07-08-2007, 08:42 PM
pirate. they use guns.
Indeed but a real Japanese ninjitsu warrior is small and would be tough to hit. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

KeepsTheBeerAfloat
07-08-2007, 10:25 PM
Thinking I'll go with the Ninjas. Pirates, unless they're on the Black Pearl, aren't awake at night to do the fighting. If they were on the Black Pearl, then maybe, cuz they were undead and chit.
Otherwise, I'm going with the ninjas. And that super strength thing when you're drunk, that only happens in the movies and in YOUR own mind...I actually do get super strength...still, I don't want to have to mess with any ninjas cuz it's a buzz kill.
Also, if you're going nickels and dimes, the Pirates suck and so do the Buccaneers!! If there were Ninjas in baseball and football, I'm going with the Ninjas again.

HavasuSelect
07-09-2007, 05:10 AM
I'm sorry but there's no way in hell Jackie Chan can beat Jack Sparrow.

adjones419
07-09-2007, 05:13 AM
I'm sorry but there's no way in hell Jackie Chan can beat Jack Sparrow.
Jackie Chan is no ninja!

Froggystyle
07-09-2007, 08:48 AM
"I'm gonna go ahead and go with "Ninjas" for $1,000 Alex..."