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EXTRMBT
02-16-2006, 06:03 PM
How about...
YouÂ’re in a foreign country installing backend semiconductor equipment. The facilities contractor hooks the power up wrong (for a different machine) and blows up the A/C - D/C distribution Box on the machine. :crossx: FOCK :mad:

wsuwrhr
02-16-2006, 06:09 PM
How about...
YouÂ’re in a foreign country installing backend semiconductor equipment. The facilities contractor hooks the power up wrong (for a different machine) and blows up the A/C - D/C distribution Box on the machine. :crossx: FOCK :mad:
If it isn't your money he blew up...I call that either a bonus, or job security.
Brian

hoolign
02-16-2006, 06:09 PM
How about...
YouÂ’re in a foreign country installing backend semiconductor equipment. The facilities contractor hooks the power up wrong (for a different machine) and blows up the A/C - D/C distribution Box on the machine. :crossx: FOCK :mad:
and to think I was pissed off when the "jerkins' bottle made a fart during the Jenna video :mad:

Ziggy
02-16-2006, 06:11 PM
and to think I was pissed off when the "jerkins' bottle made a fart during the Jenna video :mad:
I just spit on my keyboard you funny fock :D :D :D :D :D

wsuwrhr
02-16-2006, 06:12 PM
How about...
YouÂ’re in a foreign country installing backend semiconductor equipment. The facilities contractor hooks the power up wrong (for a different machine) and blows up the A/C - D/C distribution Box on the machine. :crossx: FOCK :mad:
How about going "All In" pre flop with pocket queens. Everyone else folds, someone calls with 7-4 off-suit, then they pair both cards and suck out on you.
that makes me say FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
:) :rolleyes:
Brian

wsuwrhr
02-16-2006, 06:13 PM
I'm going to like this thread
Brian

hoolign
02-16-2006, 06:16 PM
I just spit on my keyboard you funny fock :D :D :D :D :D
HUH ?? tecniacally it's the same problem!
How about...
YouÂ’re in a foreign porn site and your semi hard ..with your equipment. The Jenna porn vid is on and you run out of lubricant and can't get off on Jenna's Box on the machine. FOCK :mad: :mad:

wsuwrhr
02-16-2006, 06:18 PM
HUH ?? tecniacally it's the same problem!
How about...
YouÂ’re in a foreign porn site and your semi hard ..with your equipment. The Jenna porn vid is on and you run out of lubricant and can't get off on Jenna's Box on the machine. FOCK :mad: :mad:
Kinda like dry humpin ain't it Hooli?
FOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian

EXTRMBT
02-16-2006, 06:18 PM
How about going "All In" pre flop with pocket queens. Everyone else folds, someone calls with 7-4 off-suit, then they pair both cards and suck out on you.
that makes me say FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
:) :rolleyes:
Brian
FOCK!

hoolign
02-16-2006, 06:19 PM
Kinda like dry humpin ain't it Hooli?
FOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian
that pisses me off to no end! :mad: :mad:

wsuwrhr
02-16-2006, 06:19 PM
FOCK!
I had less chips.....
FFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

EXTRMBT
02-16-2006, 06:22 PM
I had less chips.....
FFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
FOCK! :cry:
Makes my issue seem tiny... :)

wsuwrhr
02-16-2006, 06:26 PM
FOCK! :cry:
Makes my issue seem tiny... :)
Nah, I think it is job security.
If it is YOUR job, it's a bonus. They have to replace it, they buy it from you, you have to put it in.
Seems like a win-win deal to me.
Brian

EXTRMBT
02-16-2006, 06:48 PM
If it isn't your money he blew up...I call that either a bonus, or job security.
Brian
Not my money, but a possible extension to the trip.. Already a week behind on the install waiting, for facilities to get air and power hooked up. And then.......................... :220v: :220v: :220v: :220v: :220v: :220v:
FOCK!
But your right not my money. Different story if I hooked it up.
FOCKING lucky :)

wsuwrhr
02-16-2006, 07:32 PM
Not my money, but a possible extension to the trip.. Already a week behind on the install waiting, for facilities to get air and power hooked up. And then.......................... :220v: :220v: :220v: :220v: :220v: :220v:
FOCK!
But your right not my money. Different story if I hooked it up.
FOCKING lucky :)
That's what I am sayin.
A few times in my life a print was turned around and slid back to my side of the desk.....
FOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Brian

wsuwrhr
02-17-2006, 08:24 AM
I can't believe you guys let this thread die.
Brian

chub
02-17-2006, 05:47 PM
How about...
You’re in a foreign country installing backend semiconductor equipment. The facilities contractor hooks the power up wrong (for a different machine) and blows up the A/C - D/C distribution Box on the machine. :crossx: FOCK :mad:
1,who did the testing before power up
2, did you test before power up?
3, what were the results of test before power up?
4, did anyone get hurt?
5, What company semiconductor company?
Damn Hooli , another classic reply! :D

superdave013
02-17-2006, 05:52 PM
dang, and I thought I had it bad when my bootleg software didn't work :mad:

EXTRMBT
02-17-2006, 06:56 PM
1,who did the testing before power up
2, did you test before power up?
3, what were the results of test before power up?
4, did anyone get hurt?
5, What company semiconductor company?
Damn Hooli , another classic reply! :D
1. It was a re-install with some significant upgrades. The machine was moved 9' so the facilities had to be moved. Nothing changed on the machine end. They had the wrong plans for the facilities hook-up. They did the testing.
2. I re-checked the machine end in case somebody messed with it.
3. The super told the engineer who relayed 208V A/C to me. I always have the customer turn on power which keeps my hands clean. They forgot the neutral :220v: :skull: :220v:
Should have been L1, L2, N, PE
4. Nobody got hurt, the enclosure is always closed on power up.
5. A big player....... I plead the 5TH :p

Cole Sanger
02-17-2006, 09:26 PM
I would guess AMAT for the tool.
Had a similar problem with facilities - They hooked up wire for the VMB and it came out (sping loaded connection like a speaker). Shut down the fab for about 15 hours.

wsuwrhr
02-17-2006, 09:27 PM
dang, and I thought I had it bad when my bootleg software didn't work :mad:
FOCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian

Boy Named Sue
02-17-2006, 09:39 PM
Taking a shower and then having to SShiite