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JB in so cal
07-12-2007, 03:35 PM
I'm rich - :D :D :D
EU LOTTO PROMOTERS, HIGH STAKE INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/AWARD NOTIFICATION
REF NUMBER: SLI/432/964/01, BATCH NUMBER: ST-622-SN14-0
CONGRATULATIONS
We are pleased to inform you the draw of the high stake draw/promotions held last week in Zurich Switzerland the chosen venue for the draw. Your email address was attached to ticket number 43687400565-147, with serial number 8914/13 which drew the lucky number 16-18-13-20-15-14-01 and consequently won you the lottery in 2ND category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1,800,000,00 (One Million Eight Hundred U.S. Dollars) only in cash credited to file REF No: SLI/432/964/01. This is from total prize money of US$7,000,000,00 (Seven Million U.S. Dollars) only shared among the five international winners in this category.
Note that all participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 40,000 companies and 50,000,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and websites. The promotional program takes place every year, please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative officer in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your US$1,800,000,00 (One Million Eight Hundred U.S. Dollars) only will be released to you by our preferred payment centre which will be closer to you.
To this end, you are required to send us your full address, telephone and fax number, we shall use this to determine our closest agent to you that will arrange for payment in your favour.
Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your fund as soon as we pass your information to them through our online payment Computers. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you this, is part of our protocol or precautionary measure to avoid double claim and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous people or participants. Please be warned.
To commence the process of filing for your claim, please contact our Customer Relation Manager - Mr. PETER MARTINS - EU Lottery, on either of these addresses: eulottery@swissmail.net, eulagent@fsmail.net or eulagent200@yahoo.co.uk, Mr. Martins will guide you after you have sent him your information; he will direct you to your matching paying agent.
All winning must be claimed within two weeks of this notification, to avoid a return of funds to the LOTTERY TREASURY as unclaimed. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence.
Congratulations once again.
Sincerely Yours,
MR. PAUL HARRISON.
COORDINATOR

Baja Big Dog
07-12-2007, 03:42 PM
Its hard to believe that two uf us here won that lottery, what are the chances???
Im pretty excited, I went ahead and sent them my information, but Im a step ahead of you Mr JB..I sent them my SS number, My drivers licence number, and my bank account numbers so they can deposit the money!!!!
LATE SUCKERS..ME AND JB ARE OUTTA HERE!:D

OutCole'd
07-12-2007, 03:43 PM
Congrats the two of you, I'm sure you'll live happily ever after....TOGETHER, FAGS.:D

JB in so cal
07-12-2007, 03:44 PM
I just called my boss and told him he's a sack of shiat! I went next door and took a dump on my neighber's front porch.
It feels great to be rich!

thumbs
07-12-2007, 03:46 PM
This is crazy! That makes 3 of us here on ***boat that have won a lottery that we didn't even have to enter to win. My wife won on Monday. Life is great.

Baja Big Dog
07-12-2007, 03:49 PM
Congrats the two of you, I'm sure you'll live happily ever after....TOGETHER, FAGS.:D
But like most fags..were gonna be rich!!!!:D
Gez Billy..I was gonna cut you in for some bling for your rhino, but after that, your out!!!:eek:

JB in so cal
07-12-2007, 03:50 PM
Congrats the two of you, I'm sure you'll live happily ever after....TOGETHER, FAGS.:D
Wow. I would have thought you'd be happy for me:idea: Oh, well....Suck it!! poor person!!!

pw_Tony
07-12-2007, 03:50 PM
I just called my boss and told him he's a sack of shiat! I went next door and took a dump on my neighber's front porch.
It feels great to be rich!
LMFAO!!!!!!:D

RitcheyRch
07-12-2007, 03:53 PM
I received my winning lottery notification from Nigeria last week. Still waiting for that money

OutCole'd
07-12-2007, 03:58 PM
But like most fags..were gonna be rich!!!!:D
Gez Billy..I was gonna cut you in for some bling for your rhino, but after that, your out!!!:eek:
Wow. I would have thought you'd be happy for me:idea: Oh, well....Suck it!! poor person!!!
Sorry guys, I'm just jealous, not of your "lifestyle", just of winning the lottery.
Congrats.

Baja Big Dog
07-12-2007, 04:00 PM
Sorry guys, I'm just jealous, not of your "lifestyle", just of winning the lottery.
Congrats.
Kiss ass...NO BLING FOR YOU!!!!:D

HavaSkank
07-12-2007, 04:01 PM
Mmmmm... Im suddenly very attracted to all of you. Did I mention I swallow and my knees are double jointed?

Baja Big Dog
07-12-2007, 04:06 PM
No worries..I gave them your name, we are on a JOINT account!!;)

Ziggy
07-12-2007, 04:07 PM
You haven't gotten the one where you won a BMW yet? Another european lottery scam.

HavaSkank
07-12-2007, 04:10 PM
No worries..I gave them your name, we are on a JOINT account!!;)
Sweet! If you cant remember my SS#, just pull out that picture of me in my bikini. You should be able to read it since I had it tatted across the small of my back last summer.

JB in so cal
07-12-2007, 04:11 PM
You haven't gotten the one where you won a BMW yet? Another european lottery scam.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo! It can't be!!

JB in so cal
07-12-2007, 04:11 PM
Sweet! If you cant remember my SS#, just pull out that picture of me in my bikini. You should be able to read it since I had it tatted across the small of my back last summer.
Right in the middle of the splash down area, huh:idea:

HavaSkank
07-12-2007, 04:17 PM
Right in the middle of the splash down area, huh:idea:
When I bend over and grab my ankles you can read my name, rank and serial number.