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HighRoller
07-13-2007, 03:56 PM
Friday the 13th and the fridge is stocked so I thought I'd get this one up and running early. I'll check back in a few hours to see what gems of alcohol induced wisdom we can all come up with.
Cheers!!

MrsGHT
07-13-2007, 03:59 PM
Cheers! I have my glass of Chardonnay and waiting for the hubby to get home. We're goin' out for HAPPY HOUR!!!:D

centerhill condor
07-13-2007, 04:00 PM
mamamamamy peroni!

Dude! Sweet!
07-13-2007, 04:08 PM
As stated in the Rockstar 24oz thread, I just spilled a bunch of Vodka on the floor of my office while refilling my Rockstar can. Stunk like a distillery in here, but now that I'm done, I don't notice it so much!

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 04:19 PM
5..4..3..2..1 blastoff. First beer is coming out of the fridge............................................ ....................>

havasurat27
07-13-2007, 04:48 PM
Man...I will have to get back to you guys on this one later. I haven't yet started the festivities! SOON though......:devil:

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 04:51 PM
Man...I will have to get back to you guys on this one later. I haven't yet started the festivities! SOON though......:devil:
Better hurry. You're about to go two beers behind.

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 04:59 PM
Yes and no. Those who continue to type well while drunk get bonus points. Those who go into DILLIGAF mode and/or reinvent new and hilarious user names (E.G. BidgleTard) will also score well.

OverKill
07-13-2007, 05:29 PM
I Just took 2 PERCOCET. Now let's have a fun thread here :D

EAZYKILLER2006
07-13-2007, 05:36 PM
mamamamamy peroni!
ive seen your boat
4 play?

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 06:21 PM
Report in please...2 beers and a Roadraper sized JD and Diet. Typing not yet affected so I'm gonna go dig in the liquor cabinet:D

OverKill
07-13-2007, 06:24 PM
Percocet kicking in now. A little blury as I type, starting to see things out of the corner of my eye.

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 06:42 PM
A shot of Tequila will clear up the blurry vision. (You'll be passed out face down)

OverKill
07-13-2007, 06:51 PM
Thats what I'm afraid of. Hitting the floor to hard with my face.:D

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 06:53 PM
Too hard? You won't feel it so what's the diff?

wsuwrhr
07-13-2007, 06:54 PM
Friday the 13th and the fridge is stocked so I thought I'd get this one up and running early. I'll check back in a few hours to see what gems of alcohol induced wisdom we can all come up with.
Cheers!!
This thread is worthless without pictures.
Brian

27 Awesome cat
07-13-2007, 06:55 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
Brian
You first:D

wsuwrhr
07-13-2007, 06:58 PM
You first:D
I was referring the HR bragging about his refrigerator.
You can't possibly want to see a picture of me.
Brian

27 Awesome cat
07-13-2007, 06:59 PM
I was referring the HR bragging about his refrigerator.
You can't possibly want to see a picture of me.
Brian
So very true:jawdrop:

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 07:01 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
Brian
Oh, so it's like that???http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/soldiers.jpg
My loyal soldiers...

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 07:03 PM
I was referring the HR bragging about his refrigerator.
You can't possibly want to see a picture of me.
Brian
I don't need to post a pic of my fridge. It looks just like the last pic except there's more beer and a bag of chips in the crisper:D

wsuwrhr
07-13-2007, 07:04 PM
I don't need to post a pic of my fridge. It looks just like the last pic except there's more beer and a bag of chips in the crisper:D
So you were full of shit.
I figured I would call you on it.
All calling it stocked and shit....see how you are?
Brian

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 07:11 PM
Dude why you hatin'?? It WAS stocked but I drink really fast.

rivrrts429
07-13-2007, 07:17 PM
I'm way too thirsty:D

wsuwrhr
07-13-2007, 07:21 PM
Dude why you hatin'?? It WAS stocked but I drink really fast.
I'm just jealous, I am down to the last few...
Brian

wsuwrhr
07-13-2007, 07:24 PM
I'm way too thirsty:D
Now that is stocked.
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=34949&d=1184383008

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 07:27 PM
Hmm. Never knew you could keep JD in the freezer. Is that for real?

rivrrts429
07-13-2007, 07:28 PM
Hmm. Never knew you could keep JD in the freezer. Is that for real?
You can keep any alcohol in the freezer. Alcohol does not freeze...and taste great.
EDIT - now the coke on the other hand???;)

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 07:32 PM
I knew you could keep Vodka in the freezer, but I was curious if anything else in the Jack would turn it into a slushy. Guess not.

rivrrts429
07-13-2007, 07:34 PM
I don't care for tequilla but I will drink Patron all day/night if its been in the freezer. I always put all alcohol in the freezer and I havent had any slush up yet. As long as they're decent brands

27 Awesome cat
07-13-2007, 07:35 PM
I'M IN:D FOCKERS:idea: :D
Its about time:D

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 07:36 PM
Cool. Gonna go throw out some of the old lady's ice cream and make room for a bottle of jack...:D

rivrrts429
07-13-2007, 07:40 PM
TRY 1800 on ice with oranges;) "you go long time":D
Try single barrel jack - straight. "no worky long time":D :eek:

wsuwrhr
07-13-2007, 07:40 PM
Hmm. Never knew you could keep JD in the freezer. Is that for real?
You're slipping.....

wsuwrhr
07-13-2007, 07:42 PM
Cool. Gonna go throw out some of the old lady's ice cream and make room for a bottle of jack...:D
Spend a little less on liquor this week and buy yourself a man's size over-under cooling device.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Brian

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 07:44 PM
As long as the alcohol content is, 35.7 % nothing in the bottle will freeze.
What's the proof on that Canadian Crud Whiskey you're swillin'??:D

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 07:44 PM
Spend a little less on liquor this week and buy yourself a man's size over-under cooling device.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Brian
Spend less on liquor? Now you're just being crazy...

wsuwrhr
07-13-2007, 07:45 PM
Spend less on liquor? Now you're just being crazy...
"this week"

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 07:47 PM
"this week"
Sheesh. A week's a long time, player. My wife won't be back til August. I'll just tell her the Ice Cream went bad...

wsuwrhr
07-13-2007, 07:59 PM
Sheesh. A week's a long time, player. My wife won't be back til August. I'll just tell her the Ice Cream went bad...
Well alright....
Ice cream is good late on a summer night.
Brian

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 08:01 PM
Only when you have some nipples to drip it on and lick off. Please refer to previous post to see the problem with that scenario...

OverKill
07-13-2007, 08:07 PM
Alright I'm still feeling some pain so heres a little OverKill. Gonna take an Oxyconten now, anyone coming over???:D

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 08:08 PM
Alright I'm still feeling some pain so heres a little OverKill. Gonna take an Oxyconten now, anyone coming over???:D
Only the Paramedics, dude. You want us to call 911 or can you handle it?

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 08:09 PM
Do you really think I would drink the tasteless crap? might as well drink crown royal. I prefer Haig and Haig "Pinch" I only thru the CC comment out for my pals south of the border, since you believe we only drink Moose head and CC, eh.
Check this idiot out
http://www.break.com/index/prank_on_wife_backfires.html
I heard Moosehead was great if you find one that swallows...:D :D

OverKill
07-13-2007, 08:10 PM
LMAO I am doing just fine. I guess I should of said any Hot Boaters coming over.

OverKill
07-13-2007, 08:14 PM
High Roller you getting any monsoons up there by you?? Nothing here yet.

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 08:25 PM
No monsoons up here in Oregon yet. But we still have plenty of Kerry/Edwards stickers on the bumpers of bone smoking prius drivers.:D

OverKill
07-13-2007, 08:31 PM
where getting them up here at powell,last weekend on the lake big winds today winds and rain,KINDA NICE;)
I tell ya theres nothing better than sitting under your patio drinking a beer while it's raining and thundering. Would you agree??

OverKill
07-13-2007, 08:31 PM
No monsoons up here in Oregon yet. But we still have plenty of Kerry/Edwards stickers on the bumpers of bone smoking prius drivers.:D
I thought you would be in Laughlin right about now.

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 09:07 PM
Phunk...I wish. I'm tired of hearing these pussies whining about the HEAT WAVE when it reaches 100. You'd think the world was catching on fire. It's all their fault because they don't believe in A/C. "It only gets hot a couple months a year", say the dumbasses. Then they bitch about not being able to sleep.

Wheeler
07-13-2007, 09:10 PM
Phunk...I wish. I'm tired of hearing these pussies whining about the HEAT WAVE when it reaches 100. You'd think the world was catching on fire. It's all their fault because they don't believe in A/C. "It only gets hot a couple months a year", say the dumbasses. Then they bitch about not being able to sleep.
You don't hear me complaining, then again I came back to Yorba Linda to beat the heat! :)

HighRoller
07-13-2007, 09:18 PM
It's hilarious. Two days of 100 degrees and these guys are pretending like they've been in the Sahara for a week. They stripped their shirts off, wear bandanas, claim they need water buckets in the warehouse and need to take breaks. And they're INSIDE!!! I make deliveries all day and when I get hot I take my hat off and wipe off the sweat.
Well, I guess it helps that I did do the same job in Bullhead/Laughlin for a year. Even with the humidity, 100 degress still doesn't compare to 120 in Bullhead, plus the blacktop and the heat from the forklift. One day I was putting down a bunk of lumber in Ft Mohave and happened to glance at the homeowner's thermometer. It said 133 degrees and all of the sudden it was no mystery why I felt as if I was going to pass out!!!:eek:

Dude! Sweet!
07-13-2007, 10:55 PM
Switched from the vodka to beer a couple of hours ago. Not near as drunk as I'd like to be! But at least somebody is giving Canadians crap! Just like a friday at Braggs in Niagara Falls!

rivrrts429
07-14-2007, 09:01 AM
:coffeycup
Just checking in. Mild case of "the slows" but coffee & smoke seem to help. I kinda feel like the dude from office space....Yaaaaaa, I don't think I'm going to do that either.:D