Surf Illustrated

[topless]

Who has heard of this magazine?
My daughter was approached by someone claiming to know the owner and wants her to model for the magazine. I think he might just be some perv. He gave her a business card and his name is Jerry Zarnenkee and works for a company called Rockstar Loans. Does anyone know of him or this magazine? She hasn't doen anything but did ask me so I thought I'd ask you guys since this site is a wealth of information.

[Jbb]

Who has heard of this magazine?
My daughter was approached by someone claiming to know the owner and wants her to model for the magazine. I think he might just be some perv. He gave her a business card and his name is Jerry Zarnenkee and works for a company called Rockstar Loans. Does anyone know of him or this magazine? She hasn't doen anything but did ask me so I thought I'd ask you guys since this site is a wealth of information.
Was the perv in question tall, glasses wearing , carrying a machine gun, and sporting a Canadian accent?

[lucky]

hell if she was going to model - put her on ***boat for US PERVES :D

[Havasu Carrera]

Rockstar loans = Joke They do not return calls to serious clients. (My sister tried them off a sign she saw) Just a very small bit of info. I THINK I used to subscribe to the mag about 20 years ago. So much for a wealth of info huh?:) I guess if the guy is for REAL he would not mind you going with her on the shoot as we are surely not talking a trip to mexico right?

[desertbird]

They gotta a website.....must be legit! :eek: :D :eek:
http://www.surfillustrated.com/
I dunno how old your daughter is, but you might want to see some of the other models on the site....yikes! :sqeyes:
http://www.surfillustrated.com/albums/album760/Edith_01_0531_GAL.jpg

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

don't know if it's the same guy.
www.ripoffreport.com/reports/ripoff13559.htm

[Mandelon]

That was YOUR daughter....sorry about that. I didn't know. :D

[Baja Big Dog]

don't know if it's the same guy.
www.ripoffreport.com/reports/ripoff13559.htm
Hey Mrs Vee...neat website, very handy...thanks:D

[Baja Big Dog]

They gotta a website.....must be legit! :eek: :D :eek:
http://www.surfillustrated.com/
I dunno how old your daughter is, but you might want to see some of the other models on the site....yikes! :sqeyes:
http://www.surfillustrated.com/albums/album760/Edith_01_0531_GAL.jpg
I would check it out Topless, the guys name is not on the list of photographers, and the website looks like it hasn't been updated since last year!!
Give the guy a call, Ill show up in a fricken bikini (all 400 lbs with a smile!) and we will see what this guy is all about!!:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Hey Mrs Vee...neat website, very handy...thanks:D
your welcome.. I didn't guess this one. LOL!!:D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Topless.. why don't you put her in ***boat.. And yes they do have a magazine..

[ratso]

Who has heard of this magazine?
My daughter was approached by someone claiming to know the owner and wants her to model for the magazine. I think he might just be some perv. He gave her a business card and his name is Jerry Zarnenkee and works for a company called Rockstar Loans. Does anyone know of him or this magazine? She hasn't doen anything but did ask me so I thought I'd ask you guys since this site is a wealth of information.
topless... I'd be glad to accompany your daughter to any overnight photo shoots.:D

[ratso]

Topless.. why don't you put her in ***boat.. And yes they do have a magazine..
She's almost too Hot for ***boat... http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

She's almost too Hot for ***boat... http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
***boat needs new blood.. that looks good.. :)

[topless]

Ratso, I'd almost trust YOU with her more than some dude that claims he knows the owner of this magazine. (I know she'd kick the shit out of anyone who tried to mess with her) I've seen a video of her beating the crap out of some sumo wrestler looking chick. The girl can hold her own.

[ratso]

Ratso, I'd almost trust YOU with her more than some dude that claims he knows the owner of this magazine. (I know she'd kick the shit out of anyone who tried to mess with her) I've seen a video of her beating the crap out of some sumo wrestler looking chick. The girl can hold her own.
Oh stop it... you're turning me on.:D
Seriously though... I'd look out for anyone making any claims like that. My first wife experienced all this stuff first hand, and the dark side to that type of business... not to say he isn't legit... just be careful...;)

[topless]

Oh stop it... you're turning me on.:D
Seriously though... I'd look out for anyone making any claims like that. My first wife experienced all this stuff first hand, and the dark side to that type of business... not to say he isn't legit... just be careful...;)Don't worry, it's not going to happen. I have connections and friends in low places too.:D

[Biglue]

Ratso, I'd almost trust YOU with her more than some dude that claims he knows the owner of this magazine. (I know she'd kick the shit out of anyone who tried to mess with her) I've seen a video of her beating the crap out of some sumo wrestler looking chick. The girl can hold her own.
She's not one of the girls in one of the internet video fights is she? :D
And teaching your kid to kick ass and take names is just good parenting. :D :jawdrop: ;)

[topless]

She's not one of the girls in one of the internet video fights is she? :D
And teaching your kid to kick ass and take names is just good parenting. :D :jawdrop: ;)I've been trying to teach her right since the airplane incident. :D :D

[lucky]

My big mistake was teaching Niki to kick balls ...... either Myself or my ex steps son has ever talked quite the same ......:D

[Biglue]

I've been trying to teach her right since the airplane incident. :D :D
Attagirl. :D :D

[topless]

They gotta a website.....must be legit! :eek: :D :eek:
http://www.surfillustrated.com/
I dunno how old your daughter is, but you might want to see some of the other models on the site....yikes! :sqeyes:
http://www.surfillustrated.com/albums/album760/Edith_01_0531_GAL.jpg
I saw the website and you're right..............YIKES!!!!!!!

[TAF]

Ratso, I'd almost trust YOU with her more than some dude that claims he knows the owner of this magazine. (I know she'd kick the shit out of anyone who tried to mess with her) I've seen a video of her beating the crap out of some sumo wrestler looking chick. The girl can hold her own.
:idea: The March '07 cover girl does look a lot like Topless' daughter:D
Are you sure she didn't sneak out already?:jawdrop: sqeyes:
:D
Seriously Topless is a great mom and has raised her kids very well. Good job in checking w/ your HB pervs to run back up checks on this dude. Let 'em know that if he pulls any fishy :( shiat :mad: you know lots of peeps w/ boats that for the price of a heavy anchor know where some deep dark holes are that no one would find something.:sqeyes: :idea: :)
:D

[topless]

:idea: The March '07 cover girl does look a lot like Topless' daughter:D
Are you sure she didn't sneak out already?:jawdrop: sqeyes:
:D
Seriously Topless is a great mom and has raised her kids very well. Good job in checking w/ your HB pervs to run back up checks on this dude. Let 'em know that if he pulls any fishy :( shiat :mad: you know lots of peeps w/ boats that for the price of a heavy anchor know where some deep dark holes are that no one would find something.:sqeyes: :idea: :)
:DI'll let him know that there is also a very secluded mine shaft in northern California that could use an extra person too.

[TAF]

I'll let him know that there is also a very secluded mine shaft in northern California that could use an extra person too.
We have 'em all over the place here where I go quad riding from 5 - 30 minutes from my house

[racecar.hotshoe]

I saw the website and you're right..............YIKES!!!!!!!
They have a list with the Photographer's listed look up his name.After all Pamela anderson was found at a football game.

[topless]

They have a list with the Photographer's listed look up his name.After all Pamela anderson was found at a football game.
This guy isn't a photographer. He is a friend (supposedly) of one of the people there looking for models. I'm just thinking perv.

[racecar.hotshoe]

This guy isn't a photographer. He is a friend (supposedly) of one of the people there looking for models. I'm just thinking perv.
I have a hookup at the BBB if you need it..............:D

[topless]

I have a hookup at the BBB if you need it..............:DOh cool! Let me know because I just might check out this supposed company.:D

[NOTALENT]

Topless, talk to Deano "Unleashed" one of his friends/models Cora is in there. Im sure he can get the scoop for you.
http://www.surfillustrated.com/index.php?set_albumName=album703&id=Cora_01_0064_GAL&option=com_gallery&Itemid=&include=view_photo.php
http://www.surfillustrated.com/albums/album703/Cora_01_0064_GAL.jpg

[boats&bars]

The guy is a dick called him on a loan, he returns the call two weeks late and offers a shitty rate

[meaniam]

1. don't think i would be calling a company called rock star loans. just doesn't sound professional. sounds like a young group of kids who have other priorities, living like a rock star.
2. he isn't a talent scout. the company probably never heard of him or at least nobody important in the company. it is probably his one liner.
3. as long as your daughter didn't give him her number. i am sure you all are in the clear.