Relationship - What do you guys think?

[40FlatDeck]

This sounds like something you see on television......
I have a great friend who I have known for years. He has been married for almost 20 years and has a great 13 year old daughter. Last year the daughter started to date a boy at her school. He came over from time to time and hung out at the house. Her dad (my buddy) thought he was an ok kid. Well, a month or two later the two broke it off, the daughters decision.
Fast forward 6 months.......
The mother (my friends wife) has kept in contact with this 14 year old. Over the last few months she has talked to him daily.:idea: My friend got wind of this thru his daughter and asked his wife about it. She told him he was going thru some tough times and was helping him out. He then found out when he would leave on some weekends she would go pick the kid up (he moved an hour away) and have him back at the house, she says so he can see his friends back here.:sqeyes: She does not work and stays home all day. She text messages all day long and when he asked her about it she says it is just her friends.:idea: Well, a few days ago he checked his phone bill and there are over 12 thousand text messages from his wife and this kid in three months time!!!!!WTF!!!!!!
He has tried talking to her about it but she just turns it around and says he is sick for even thinking that way. I mean, what the hell are you supposed to think!!!!!! She claims he is trying to be controlling of her life because he doesnt want her talking to certain people, a f##king 14 year old!!
The thought of divorce kills him for the fact that he has a daughter but he feels he has no other choice.
I know what I think, what do you guys think is the best course of action?

[lucky]

This sounds like something you see on television......
I have a great friend who I have known for years. He has been married for almost 20 years and has a great 13 year old daughter. Last year the daughter started to date a boy at her school. He came over from time to time and hung out at the house. Her dad (my buddy) thought he was an ok kid. Well, a month or two later the two broke it off, the daughters decision.
Fast forward 6 months.......
The mother (my friends wife) has kept in contact with this 14 year old. Over the last few months she has talked to him daily.:idea: My friend got wind of this thru his daughter and asked his wife about it. She told him he was going thru some tough times and was helping him out. He then found out when he would leave on some weekends she would go pick the kid up (he moved an hour away) and have him back at the house, she says so he can see his friends back here.:sqeyes: She does not work and stays home all day. She text messages all day long and when he asked her about it she says it is just her friends.:idea: Well, a few days ago he checked his phone bill and there are over 12 thousand text messages from his wife and this kid in three months time!!!!!WTF!!!!!!
He has tried talking to her about it but she just turns it around and says he is sick for even thinking that way. I mean, what the hell are you supposed to think!!!!!! She claims he is trying to be controlling of her life because he doesnt want her talking to certain people, a f##king 14 year old!!
The thought of divorce kills him for the fact that he has a daughter but he feels he has no other choice.
I know what I think, what do you guys think is the best course of action?
:idea: I wonder if the kid is smacking the bottom ?

[CBadDad]

Your friends wife, huh?
J/K - I dunno, 14 is pretty young, if he was 16 I'd be more concerned. :sqeyes:

[framer1]

I think I would have to say good bye for that one. That's a little weird:confused: I would have to think he was doing her, even if he wasn't.

[lucky]

i wonder if the daughter broke up with him cause he used the phrase " you screw just like mom ? " lmao

[RitcheyRch]

Bet there is more to the story

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

can't the text mess's be brought up on a phone bill. I think you can see what has been text from that.. I would check up on that..
see what is actually being said.. It does sound funny to me.

[Kilrtoy]

UM they are Fu cking......
that is clear as day

[Deano]

Have him purchase a sim card reader and download the texts. It will even read the deleted stuff until it gets pushed out by other memory..Sounds like an affair to me.

[ratso]

:idea: I wonder if the kid is smacking the bottom ?
We already know the answer to that one...:D

[Cole Trickle]

Creepy......:( :confused:

[Wmc]

I think mom has a crush on daughter's ex-boyfriend. She is a sick woman if she spends her time texting a 14 year old. They are messing around for sure.

[buzzaro]

Get a hold of the cell phone company and see if he can get trandscripts of the text msgs and if that goes nowhere then spend a few bucks on a PI and have them check out the situation.

[Dave C]

hidden camera time.!!!:D

[yopengo]

Mrs. Robinson? :eek: :D

[Slow What]

I would bet the bank that she is teaching that lil boy a few things , lucky lil bastard , where were these mom's when we were 14 :eek:

[BarryMac]

Get a hold of the cell phone company and see if he can get trandscripts of the text msgs and if that goes nowhere then spend a few bucks on a PI and have them check out the situation.
you can't get the info from the texts, I tried when my 14 year old had 4,000 texts last month, I was curious to see what she had to say that was so important while she was supposed to be in class, Verizon said so sorry, we can't help you...

[fatboy95]

Sounds like mom want to be a school teacher:jawdrop:

[Windy]

Definately inappropiate of the mother.

[hoolign]

10 bucks says the kids name is Ratso Jr. :D

[Magic34]

hidden camera time.!!!:D
Eric,
This is the best advice here. Be sure to get the upload and keep this thread updated. :)

[Biglue]

I'd say there's more than she is willing to fess up to.
Advise your buddy to get in contact with the ex-b/f's parents and let them know what's going. If they don't come unglued at the whole situation they could be an allie to your friend in this whole mess.
And yes, spend some time and effort into finding out WTF is going between them. If she's willing to bang a 14 year old....you guys get the picture.

[ratso]

10 bucks says the kids name is Ratso Jr. :D
:jawdrop:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Mrs. Robinson? :eek: :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/mom.jpg

[hoolign]

:jawdrop:
I'd save that smiley for when he logs on :D

[ratso]

I'd say there's more than she is willing to fess up to.
Advise your buddy to get in contact with the ex-b/f's parents and let them know what's going. If they don't come unglued at the whole situation they could be an allie to your friend in this whole mess.
And yes, spend some time and effort into finding out WTF is going between them. If she's willing to bang a 14 year old....you guys get the picture.
...the ex-b/f's dad is probably high fivin' him.:D

[Biglue]

...the ex-b/f's dad is probably high fivin' him.:D
LMAO....yeah that's a hard one to be mad at. :D

[rrrr]

If she's doing the kid she's breaking the law....if the kid's parents get wind of it there's gonna be some ugly stuff going on.

[HavaSkank]

Im with Kil on this one, clear as day. Your friend is in complete denial. There is NO eff'ing reason for a woman in her late 30s or 40's to have a "friendship" with a teenage boy. NONE!
If she's got something in common with a high school freshman, then your friend needs to bail ASAP.
I have a teenage daughter. I know her male friends and in my WILDEST, most demented dreams I wouldnt text any of them, let alone send NUMEROUS texts.
She's a sick bitch who needs to be taken out via firing squad.

[hoolign]

If she's doing the kid she's breaking the law....if the kid's parents get wind of it there's gonna be some ugly stuff going on.
Or Dads gonna up his allowance:D

[Biglue]

Or Dads gonna up his allowance:D
Perhaps start spending more "quality time" with Jr. as well. :D :D

[40FlatDeck]

I still can't believe it either. I had mentioned to him if we knew what the text messages said we could find out in 1 minute wtf is going on.
Hidden camera - no thanks!:D
He has asked her numerous times just to come clean and she still says that he is sick for even thinking about it.

[Dave C]

Stifler's Mom
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/mom.jpg

[hoolign]

I still can't believe it either. I had mentioned to him if we knew what the text messages said we could find out in 1 minute wtf is going on.
Hidden camera - no thanks!:D
He has asked her numerous times just to come clean and she still says that he is sick for even thinking about it.
Just take her phone, check the messages...simple! :idea:

[40FlatDeck]

Have him purchase a sim card reader and download the texts. It will even read the deleted stuff until it gets pushed out by other memory..Sounds like an affair to me.
Is this for real and were can we get one?

[Mountainstone]

hidden camera time.!!!:D
She is obviously doing this kid (lucky kid). "Nanny cams" are cheap, and when your friend's divorce lawyer shows the footage to the wife's lawyer, your friend can write his own ticket. I bet he will get custody of the daughter and not have to pay alimony, since the video will be evidence of a crime and all he will have to do is threaten to release it to the police/district attorney/youtube.
Dunno about the sim card reader since I am not high-tech, but corraborating evidence makes this a slam-dunk so I would invest in that as well as a private investigator to get a third source of evidence. All told I bet the outlay would be less than $1000, and result in the world's smoothest, quietest divorce settlement.

[40FlatDeck]

Just take her phone, check the messages...simple! :idea:
She always deletes them.:idea:

[Cole Trickle]

Eric,
This is the best advice here. Be sure to get the upload and keep this thread updated. :)
Live Webcams are the best!!!:D
We can now watch the agave cam , Africa cam and wife screwing a 14 y/o pimple faced kid cam!!!:jawdrop: :devil: :D

[Jbb]

........and here's to you.......Mrs Robinson.......:D
Your..."friend" didn't lose his wife....just his turn.....:p

[40FlatDeck]

Live Webcams are the best!!!:D
We can now watch the agave cam , Africa cam and wife screwing a 14 y/o pimple faced kid cam!!!:jawdrop: :devil: :D
You sick f#cks!
:idea: :D

[hoolign]

She always deletes them.:idea:
She won't be able to delete the one the kid sends if her phone is confinscated:idea:

[Jyruiz]

Something fishi is going on, have him take her phone for the day with out letting her know about it.

[OutCole'd]

Can you please forward her Myspace info to my 14 year old son??

[OC28HEAT]

Uh can we get pics of the MOM?
:)

[Cole Trickle]

Can you please forward her Myspace info to my 14 year old son??
FLMAO....does your porn loving son really have time for a 40 y/o sugar momma?!?!:D :devil:

[Cole Trickle]

You sick f#cks!
:idea: :D
lol...:D:D;)

[UltraStealth]

She is definitely hiding something. She would be gone within a heartbeat. That is enough for me to walk away. No other way than divorce. If he wants to really know what is going on, then a hidden camera. If not, kick her a$$ to curb. She is definitely focking him or is just sick in the head. Has he confronted the daughter for information about the boy coming over when he is not there? Just a thought.

[Baja Big Dog]

I'd hit up one of the kids bro's, you know if he knocking the bottom out the bro's will know....:D

[OCMerrill]

If the phone is in the guys name tell him to turn off the texting feature. If she gets another phone...there is your answer.
If its her phone...opps it fell in the river. Give her a new phone as a replacement on the Husbands account. This will give him control of the features.
This will just show how she reacts.
They are having an emotional affair at the very least. BAD DEAL.

[HavaSkank]

Hell, my friends busted my balls and made me feel pervy for boning a 31 yr old.....and IM 39!
That pisses me off. He was a decent piece of ass. Screw my friends! Im calling Jr back today!

[OC28HEAT]

He could dress up like Screech and have a great time

[Dave C]

I have a feeling we are gonna see this on court TV pretty soon.....

[Kilrtoy]

Im with Kil on this one, clear as day. Your friend is in complete denial. There is NO eff'ing reason for a woman in her late 30s or 40's to have a "friendship" with a teenage boy. NONE!
If she's got something in common with a high school freshman, then your friend needs to bail ASAP.
I have a teenage daughter. I know her male friends and in my WILDEST, most demented dreams I wouldnt text any of them, let alone send NUMEROUS texts.
She's a sick bitch who needs to be taken out via firing squad.
Gota love the mother daughter thing..
So how many dreams have you had about JR's....:D

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Is this for real and were can we get one?
Sim Card readers (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=sim+card+reader)

[Kilrtoy]

........and here's to you.......Mrs Robinson.......:D
Your..."friend" didn't lose his wife....just his turn.....:p
That is so wrong, But true.....

[HavaSkank]

The boy is 14, she's a barely functioning retard if she thinks he's not telling a friend or two about the feel and texture of her tits. High school news like this spreads faster than her legs at a Boy Scout camp.
It's just a matter of time.

[OutCole'd]

Sim Card readers (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=sim+card+reader)
How do you what phones these will work with?

[rmarion]

****milf****

[40FlatDeck]

His only concern is his daughter. How do you think she will deal with this? My girlfriend says that she was raised in a great enviroment (until now) and has a good head on her shoulders so she will deal with this and then move on.
His biggest fear is that she will lash out and go down a bad road.
I don't think so but who knows?

[OCMerrill]

****milf****
How can you call that without even a pic? :eek:

[Kilrtoy]

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=American_Pie_2&quote=panties.txt&file=panties.mp3

[RitcheyRch]

Surprised how cheap they were.
Sim Card readers (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=sim+card+reader)

[YeLLowBoaT]

gd your friend must really suck in bed, I mean how good can a 14 yo boy skrew???
:)

[lucky]

gd your friend must really suck in bed, I mean how good can a 14 yo boy skrew???
:)
ask Michael Jackson :D

[Kilrtoy]

gd your friend must really suck in bed, I mean how good can a 14 yo boy skrew???
:)
You can be the best lover in bed , be the best looking and have everything in life,
It's not always about that

[topless]

Maybe they have alot in common. :idea:

[lucky]

You can be the best lover in bed , be the best looking and have everything in life,
It's not always about that
Kilroy leaving himself wiiiiiiideee open lmao ( i will be nice today , but can't guarntee toppless will :)

[lucky]

His only concern is his daughter. How do you think she will deal with this? My girlfriend says that she was raised in a great enviroment (until now) and has a good head on her shoulders so she will deal with this and then move on.
His biggest fear is that she will lash out and go down a bad road.
I don't think so but who knows?
couple of years mom and daughter will be sharing techiques over a cup of coffee :devil: :D

[dunaholic]

I say an anonomous tip to the local authorities is in order. Let them investigate it. That way your buddy can't get blammed by the daughter for any of what happens.

[topless]

I say an anonomous tip to the local authorities is in order. Let them investigate it. That way your buddy can't get blammed by the daughter for any of what happens.
The authorities will know soon enough when sonny boy brags to his friends anyway.

[Deano]

Is this for real and were can we get one?
http://www.findapp.com/Index.aspx

[Sportin' Wood]

Private investigator. I wouldn't hesitate. She has to deny she's screwing him because it's illegal. I'd bet my money on her getting some 14 year old c0ck. :yuk:
~Angie

[40FlatDeck]

http://www.findapp.com/Index.aspx
He's going to order it today. Thanks:D
I feel a Tom Cruise "Mission Impossible" coming on!:)

[blown65]

I would also say he needs to keep it quiet between the two of them. Get evidence built up with a PI or the sim card reader etc etc.
Deleting txt messages and trying to say nothing is going on. ya right.

[thumbs]

Is Jerry Springer back on TV?

[Biglue]

Another satisfied "Dear HB" customer. :idea: :D

[40FlatDeck]

If I wanted to get a bunch of serious answers I wouldn't of posted it here.:D Not to make light of the situation but there is good info here and alot of funny sh#t.:)

[Biglue]

If I wanted to get a bunch of serious answers I wouldn't of posted it here.:D Not to make light of the situation but there is good info here and alot of funny sh#t.:)
IT's what we're here for buddy. :jawdrop: :D

[HavaSkank]

IT's what we're here for buddy. :jawdrop: :D
Well that....and to waste valuable company time :D

[UltraStealth]

I would also say he needs to keep it quiet between the two of them. Get evidence built up with a PI or the sim card reader etc etc.
Deleting txt messages and trying to say nothing is going on. ya right.
Exactly!!! :)

[Sleek-Jet]

Is the mom hot??

[Baja Big Dog]

Hell, my friends busted my balls and made me feel pervy for boning a 31 yr old.....and IM 39!
That pisses me off. He was a decent piece of ass. Screw my friends! Im calling Jr back today!
39...holy crap, I would have lost a ton of money on that one!!! Not a day over 29.....:D

[HavaSkank]

39...holy crap, I would have lost a ton of money on that one!!! Not a day over 29.....:D
Hey man, you keep up with the sweet talk like that and you'll be in my bloomers by the end of day!

[topless]

Hey man, you keep up with the sweet talk like that and you'll be in my bloomers by the end of day!Maybe he can text you sweet nothings too.:D :D Wins them over every time.

[Boozer]

Sometimes you guys amaze me at how quickly you jump to the worst possible conclusion in any situation.
Is it possible that the mom is having a sexual relationip with this 14 year old? Yes it is. But is it also possible that the two have formed a genuine friendship and nothing sexual is taking place? Yes it is.
First and foremost your friend needs to look in the mirror and ask himself what he is doing that is causing his wife to confide in a 14 year old and not himself. Odds are that the marriage isn't exactly paradise. This 14 year old child probably went to the wife for support and in doing so they have found support in each other.
Before making accussations the parties involved need to have a real sit down and figure out what lead up to this.
My guess is that your friend is a self absorbed workaholic who thinks putting bread on the table is enough to make him a good husband and father, when in reality he is leaving his wife feeling completely alone because he never makes time for her and now she has found some attention in the relationship she developed with this 14 year old. If he wasn't self absorbed and wrapped up in a bunch of bs and paying attention to what was going on he would have seen what was going on a long time ago, he didn't notice that she was bringing this boy down to the home and question it from the GET GO???
There's a lot of red flags on BOTH SIDES.

[Baja Big Dog]

Hey man, you keep up with the sweet talk like that and you'll be in my bloomers by the end of day!
OK, but its probably not a good time to tell you IM only 16, but being Armenian, I got a wool shirt on, and some people would think IM 50!!!

[Tom Brown]

... sweet talk like that and you'll be in my bloomers by the end of day!
Crikey! :eek:

[Tom Brown]

Sometimes you guys amaze me at how quickly you jump to the worst possible conclusion in any situation.
It's what we do. :cool:

[cxr133]

Sometimes you guys amaze me at how quickly you jump to the worst possible conclusion in any situation.
Is it possible that the mom is having a sexual relationip with this 14 year old? Yes it is. But is it also possible that the two have formed a genuine friendship and nothing sexual is taking place? Yes it is.
First and foremost your friend needs to look in the mirror and ask himself what he is doing that is causing his wife to confide in a 14 year old and not himself. Odds are that the marriage isn't exactly paradise. This 14 year old child probably went to the wife for support and in doing so they have found support in each other.
Before making accussations the parties involved need to have a real sit down and figure out what lead up to this.
My guess is that your friend is a self absorbed workaholic who thinks putting bread on the table is enough to make him a good husband and father, when in reality he is leaving his wife feeling completely alone because he never makes time for her and now she has found some attention in the relationship she developed with this 14 year old. If he wasn't self absorbed and wrapped up in a bunch of bs and paying attention to what was going on he would have seen what was going on a long time ago, he didn't notice that she was bringing this boy down to the home and question it from the GET GO???
There's a lot of red flags on BOTH SIDES.
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR............... the kid is the alibi, she could be bangin the kids dad.. or even some other guy!!!
she just says the text messages are from the 14 year old but they are really from another guy

[ratso]

Sometimes you guys amaze me at how quickly you jump to the worst possible conclusion in any situation.
Is it possible that the mom is having a sexual relationip with this 14 year old? Yes it is. But is it also possible that the two have formed a genuine friendship and nothing sexual is taking place? Yes it is.
First and foremost your friend needs to look in the mirror and ask himself what he is doing that is causing his wife to confide in a 14 year old and not himself. Odds are that the marriage isn't exactly paradise. This 14 year old child probably went to the wife for support and in doing so they have found support in each other.
Before making accussations the parties involved need to have a real sit down and figure out what lead up to this.
My guess is that your friend is a self absorbed workaholic who thinks putting bread on the table is enough to make him a good husband and father, when in reality he is leaving his wife feeling completely alone because he never makes time for her and now she has found some attention in the relationship she developed with this 14 year old. If he wasn't self absorbed and wrapped up in a bunch of bs and paying attention to what was going on he would have seen what was going on a long time ago, he didn't notice that she was bringing this boy down to the home and question it from the GET GO???
There's a lot of red flags on BOTH SIDES.
"Fantasy Land" isn't coming up on mapquest when I punch it in...:D

[ratso]

ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR............... the kid is the alibi, she could be bangin the kids dad.. or even some other guy!!!
she just says the text messages are from the 14 year old but they are really from another guy
http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

[blown65]

UHG, sorry but if some adult in their 30 or 40's were txting 1000's of messages with my kid an ass kicking would be in order.

[HavaSkank]

OK, but its probably not a good time to tell you IM only 16, but being Armenian, I got a wool shirt on, and some people would think IM 50!!!
Armenian huh? I know my way around Glendale, I can find ya! I'll just look for the teen in the brand new, pimped out black BMW pulling into the apartment complex where he lives with 7 other family members in the 1 bdrm apt.
Wool in July is sexy as hell. God, please tell me that deodorant is a sin in your culture. I love a musky, hairy backed foreigner in designer clothing.

[Ivan Dan]

This sounds like something you see on television......
I have a great friend who I have known for years. He has been married for almost 20 years and has a great 13 year old daughter. Last year the daughter started to date a boy at her school. He came over from time to time and hung out at the house. Her dad (my buddy) thought he was an ok kid. Well, a month or two later the two broke it off, the daughters decision.
Fast forward 6 months.......
The mother (my friends wife) has kept in contact with this 14 year old. Over the last few months she has talked to him daily.:idea: My friend got wind of this thru his daughter and asked his wife about it. She told him he was going thru some tough times and was helping him out. He then found out when he would leave on some weekends she would go pick the kid up (he moved an hour away) and have him back at the house, she says so he can see his friends back here.:sqeyes: She does not work and stays home all day. She text messages all day long and when he asked her about it she says it is just her friends.:idea: Well, a few days ago he checked his phone bill and there are over 12 thousand text messages from his wife and this kid in three months time!!!!!WTF!!!!!!
He has tried talking to her about it but she just turns it around and says he is sick for even thinking that way. I mean, what the hell are you supposed to think!!!!!! She claims he is trying to be controlling of her life because he doesnt want her talking to certain people, a f##king 14 year old!!
The thought of divorce kills him for the fact that he has a daughter but he feels he has no other choice.
I know what I think, what do you guys think is the best course of action?
Am I the only one that thinks 12,000 texts in 90 days is ABSOLUTELY insane??? Thats over 130 texts a day for 90 days straight.
I would guarantee something screwy is going on there. Either way a grown woman texting a 14 year old boy that much is wrong.

[Dave C]

If its one thing this thread proves is that every male here automatically assumes they are doing the horizontal mambo. Not because we are sick fawks (even though we are) but because that is exactly how all men think.(even some women think that way) :)
So once Jr's nuts have dropped, he is thinking of tapping the MILF.
Something is a bit strange about a grown:rolleyes: , mature :rolleyes: women seeking companionship with such a young "man" :rolleyes: What interests do they share? A love for video games perhaps?
this is a tad bit strange.
He has tried talking to her about it but she just turns it around and says he is sick for even thinking that way. I mean, what the hell are you supposed to think!!!!!! She claims he is trying to be controlling of her life because he doesnt want her talking to certain people, a f##king 14 year old!!
?

[Tom Brown]

I love a musky, hairy backed foreigner in designer clothing.
Hey... I could wear designer clothing. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

[Boozer]

UHG, sorry but if some adult in their 30 or 40's were txting 1000's of messages with my kid an ass kicking would be in order.
You're probably also a good parent that keeps tabs on your child. Wouldnt you be suspicious to see 3,000 text messages on your phone bill to the same number?
You get a phone bill EVERY month.

[Dave C]

why no its perfectly normal..................
...........for a 15 year old girl. :D
Am I the only one that thinks 12,000 texts in 90 days is ABSOLUTELY insane??? Thats over 130 texts a day for 90 days straight.
.

[HavaSkank]

Boozer, the glass isnt half full in this situation, no matter how you slice it. A grown woman should have NOTHING IN COMMON with a 14 yr old boy. If she's looking to confide, she's a dumbass for picking A CHILD to tell her whoas to.
If you're male Boozer, think back to your 8th grade or freshman year. What could you POSSIBLY offer to a middle aged woman?
This chick is no different than Mary Kay Letourneau. In their twisted she-brain they can justify "a misunderstood" love or connection with a young boy.
Im 39 and that last naked male I want to see is one that's under 25....well, and Newt Gingrinch or Teddy Kennedy.

[lucky]

Am I the only one that thinks 12,000 texts in 90 days is ABSOLUTELY insane??? Thats over 130 texts a day for 90 days straight.
I would guarantee something screwy is going on there. Either way a grown woman texting a 14 year old boy that much is wrong.
I use to till a watched my 13 yo - holy shit she is fast at texting and multi tasking :D

[Tom Brown]

...think back to your 8th grade or freshman year. What could you POSSIBLY offer to a middle aged woman?
Older chicks love the 8 second orgasm. :cool:

[Dave C]

so would a guy that looks like he has a black wool sweater on even though he is naked, interest you??
Wool in July is sexy as hell. God, please tell me that deodorant is a sin in your culture. I love a musky, hairy backed foreigner in designer clothing.

[Dave C]

the human jackhammer?.....
If you're male Boozer, think back to your 8th grade or freshman year. What could you POSSIBLY offer to a middle aged woman?
.

[Boozer]

Boozer, the glass isnt half full in this situation, no matter how you slice it. A grown woman should have NOTHING IN COMMON with a 14 yr old boy. If she's looking to confide, she's a dumbass for picking A CHILD to tell her whoas to.
If you're male Boozer, think back to your 8th grade or freshman year. What could you POSSIBLY offer to a middle aged woman?
This chick is no different than Mary Kay Letourneau. In their twisted she-brain they can justify "a misunderstood" love or connection with a young boy.
Im 39 and that last naked male I want to see is one that's under 25....well, and Newt Gingrinch or Teddy Kennedy.
I'm 26. Wanna trade some pics? :D

[HavaSkank]

I'm 26. Wanna trade some pics? :D
Well hell yeah baby! Show me the junk!

[lucky]

Boozer, the glass isnt half full in this situation, no matter how you slice it. A grown woman should have NOTHING IN COMMON with a 14 yr old boy. If she's looking to confide, she's a dumbass for picking A CHILD to tell her whoas to.
If you're male Boozer, think back to your 8th grade or freshman year. What could you POSSIBLY offer to a middle aged woman?
This chick is no different than Mary Kay Letourneau. In their twisted she-brain they can justify "a misunderstood" love or connection with a young boy.
Im 39 and that last naked male I want to see is one that's under 25....well, and Newt Gingrinch or Teddy Kennedy.
a blow pop and somthing to wash it down with :D

[HavaSkank]

so would a guy that looks like he has a black wool sweater on even though he is naked, interest you??
I want to date a hairy, beastly man just once.....so I can write my name in Nair while he sleeps.

[Kilrtoy]

If you're male Boozer, think back to your 8th grade or freshman year. What could you POSSIBLY offer to a middle aged woman?
.
Do you really need the answer?
HOURS AND HOURS OF AN ENDLESS HARD PENIS:D

[Tom Brown]

Show me the junk!
Lay the Hoss on her, Boozehound.

[EAZYKILLER2006]

This sounds like something you see on television......
I have a great friend who I have known for years. He has been married for almost 20 years and has a great 13 year old daughter. Last year the daughter started to date a boy at her school. He came over from time to time and hung out at the house. Her dad (my buddy) thought he was an ok kid. Well, a month or two later the two broke it off, the daughters decision.
Fast forward 6 months.......
The mother (my friends wife) has kept in contact with this 14 year old. Over the last few months she has talked to him daily.:idea: My friend got wind of this thru his daughter and asked his wife about it. She told him he was going thru some tough times and was helping him out. He then found out when he would leave on some weekends she would go pick the kid up (he moved an hour away) and have him back at the house, she says so he can see his friends back here.:sqeyes: She does not work and stays home all day. She text messages all day long and when he asked her about it she says it is just her friends.:idea: Well, a few days ago he checked his phone bill and there are over 12 thousand text messages from his wife and this kid in three months time!!!!!WTF!!!!!!
He has tried talking to her about it but she just turns it around and says he is sick for even thinking that way. I mean, what the hell are you supposed to think!!!!!! She claims he is trying to be controlling of her life because he doesnt want her talking to certain people, a f##king 14 year old!!
The thought of divorce kills him for the fact that he has a daughter but he feels he has no other choice.
I know what I think, what do you guys think is the best course of action?
wel, i dont know how things work in some marriages, but over here
if hubby say dont talk to someone
well then thats it...
doesnt matter who she is talking to
if hubby doesnt like it, then she should listen to her man
who knows? why ? someone would want to talk to a 14 year old to that extent?
maybe it isnt the 14 year old and is someone else?
who knows?
bottem line
hubby says dont do it
she should stop

[Tom Brown]

if hubby doesnt like it, then she should listen to her man
If I understand the situation, and I'm pretty sure I don't, they are separated.

[HavaSkank]

Do you really need the answer?
HOURS AND HOURS OF AN ENDLESS HARD PENIS:D
Interesting. Maybe I should rethink my stance on pedofelia :idea:

[Biglue]

the human jackhammer?.....
a blow pop and somthing to wash it down with :D
ROTFLMAO :D That's good shit right there.

[blown65]

You're probably also a good parent that keeps tabs on your child. Wouldnt you be suspicious to see 3,000 text messages on your phone bill to the same number?
You get a phone bill EVERY month.
ya I would since she doesn't have a cell phone to txt with. lol

[EAZYKILLER2006]

time to play PI
if i was playing private eye
download all wifeys numbers to phone and then to sim
swap sim cards
her phone will look like normal
then on his phone, with her sim card, text a message...JUST a few things to see what the reply is
quickest way to see whats up:D
the 14year old, on the other end, wouldnt know what was up:(
its obvious the friend, must not trust the wifey, to be checking the phone
in the first place:(
i think women get away with more "sneaky shait "
cus most hubbys, are to busy to play check up
i think if you're to busy to check up on the kids, wife, or girlfriend
then when shait hits the fan ...WELL...
:)

[EAZYKILLER2006]

If I understand the situation, and I'm pretty sure I don't, they are separated.
oh if they are seperated:D
well the she can do what she wants
she doesnt have to answer to anyone but the LAW

[Cole Trickle]

Maybe they are serious gamers and they are trading secrets at beating level 12 in Halo?:confused: ;)
Or she could be a twisted fuk and doing the no pants dance behind the skate park when her husband is at work........:mad: :D
When is the webcam gonna be up???lol

[Froggystyle]

If it is Verizon, he can send text messages from a spoofed phone number very easily online. You go to the "Send Text Message" button on www.verizonwireless.com and you can make it look like it is from the other number.
I would start playing some serious counter-intel games with her. Just enough so she is trying to figure out who is who on the text's... That will truly make her suspicious also. Send some to him as well from her number, and they will start to get the hint quickly.
All will be denied of course. Should quickly resolve the situation though... "Is he around?" for example... That should elicit a response by her that will be clearly outlined when you forcibly take the phone from her after she replies. Next time he is leaving for the weekend, text something about getting together and do the same thing to check her response.
This could get fun!

[Cole Trickle]

oh if they are seperated:D
well the she can do what she wants
she doesnt have to answer to anyone but the LAW
Maybe it's just River Shit?:D

[franky]

Man if this is true why would yu even post something like that in here. Its like throwing a chunk of meat into a den of lions, like in Africa on Animal Kingdom or something, they go nuts. 100+ posts since this AM. People, move along.

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Hell, my friends busted my balls and made me feel pervy for boning a 31 yr old.....and IM 39!
That pisses me off. He was a decent piece of ass. Screw my friends! Im calling Jr back today!
WELL HECK ADD ME...J/K
:)

[topless]

Let's giver her the benefit of the doubt. She is probably just helping him with his homework.

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Maybe it's just River Shit?:D
lol underage isnt my river shait

[YeLLowBoaT]

Let's giver her the benefit of the doubt. She is probably just helping him with his homework.
FOr sex ed...

[Cole Trickle]

lol underage isnt my river shait
I was just testing to see how freaky you really are!!!:D :devil: ;)

[Kilrtoy]

This thread must be sending shivers down all the cheaters spines

[Cole Trickle]

This thread must be sending shivers down all the cheaters spines
Swingers don't have to cheat.....:D ;)

[pw_Tony]

12,000 text in 3 months.. no problem...
I text between 4000-4500 a month like nothing, to a whole bunch of people.
And the texting from her phone to the kid might not work out if they are smart like me when I was younger, when I talked to my secret "Gal" we had a password only we knew to make sure it was each other. So if you try and text and dont know the rules it could blow up.
And aside from this maybe the older gal just really wanted a boy instead of a girl??? To assume they're PORKIN isn't 100%. And it's either one of two things....
1:It's really sick and disgusting... or
2:From a 14year olds POV that kicks ass!:D :D :D
jk

[djunkie]

Dammm. My g/f doesn't even text me let alone a hot 40 year old MILF. :rolleyes: :D :D

[andy01]

Man what a great thread.............
As the prop turns....... at "14 and 39, did he hit"
Your buddy should notify the local law if something is really going on, this is well into breaking the law and what is right and wrong.
Andy

[Kilrtoy]

Dammm. My g/f doesn't even text me let alone a hot 40 year old MILF. :rolleyes: :D :D
She is text me alot , that is why she does not have time for you:D

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Man what a great thread.............
As the prop turns....... at "14 and 39, did he hit"
Your buddy should notify the local law if something is really going on, this is well into breaking the law and what is right and wrong.
Andy
yep what he said
that would fix it
quick
cus if it was some 40 year old guy ....chatting with a 14 year old girl
cops would be all over it
everyone would be all over it

[djunkie]

She is text me alot , that is why she does not have time for you:D
She sure seemed to have time for me last night. Twice actually. :idea: :D :D

[Kilrtoy]

She sure seemed to have time for me last night. Twice actually. :idea: :D :D
She what happens when I TEXT dirty to her, You get luckEEEEEEE

[ratso]

Man if this is true why would yu even post something like that in here. Its like throwing a chunk of meat into a den of lions, like in Africa on Animal Kingdom or something, they go nuts. 100+ posts since this AM. People, move along.
Because it's ***boat... DUH... http://www.***boat.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[EAZYKILLER2006]

This thread must be sending shivers down all the cheaters spines
Swingers don't have to cheat.....:D ;)
:jawdrop:
hey kilr you some kind of under cover swinger :confused:
i dont know anything about?

[djunkie]

:jawdrop:
hey kilr you some kind of under cover swinger :confused:
i dont know anything about?
Kilr? Under cover swinger???? :confused: :D :D

[40FlatDeck]

Wow, just got back to this thread!
1. They are not seperated.
2. She left her phone on the counter and it beeped, thats why he picked it up. "Goodmorning, I love you" is what he sees!:sqeyes:
3. He does work alot but she is very involved in the daughters after school athletics, which she is gone alot too.
4. No, I am not posting pics!:D
5. I think she did have some issues when she was younger.
6. He is not controlling. If controlling is wanting a home dinner and his laundry done a few times a week, then he is. For what she has that is a fair trade.:devil:
Carry on.:D

[Kilrtoy]

2. She left her phone on the counter and it beeped, thats why he picked it up. "Goodmorning, I love you" is what he sees!:sqeyes:
I hate when I send the text to the wrong girl:D

[djunkie]

2. She left her phone on the counter and it beeped, thats why he picked it up. "Goodmorning, I love you" is what he sees!:sqeyes:
Sounds like enough proof to me. Cheating wh*re !!!!!!
Can I have her number? :devil: :D :D

[topless]

Wow, just got back to this thread!
1. They are not seperated.
2. She left her phone on the counter and it beeped, thats why he picked it up. "Goodmorning, I love you" is what he sees!:sqeyes:
3. He does work alot but she is very involved in the daughters after school athletics, which she is gone alot too.
4. No, I am not posting pics!:D
5. I think she did have some issues when she was younger.
6. He is not controlling. If controlling is wanting a home dinner and his laundry done a few times a week, then he is. For what she has that is a fair trade.:devil:
Carry on.:DOh hell no! That would be all I'd need to see. I'd also let the kid know that he knows what's going on. This is just downright wrong.

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Oh hell no! That would be all I'd need to see. I'd also let the kid know that he knows what's going on. This is just downright wrong.
damn worse than i thought

[HavaSkank]

Hell, I never said "Good Morning I love you" to my husband
Which probably explains why we're divorced :idea: Oh no wait, I remember, it was his teeny tiny penis that caused teh divorce :D

[40FlatDeck]

damn worse than i thought
Indeed.

[topless]

Indeed.
As soon as the kid starts bragging to his friends, I guess we'll see her on the news.

[Boozer]

Wow, just got back to this thread!
2. She left her phone on the counter and it beeped, thats why he picked it up. "Goodmorning, I love you" is what he sees!:sqeyes:
You should have mentioned that earlier. That definitely changes things. Sounds like your buddy is going to go through a pretty nasty divorce.

[topless]

Very odd that his parents think it's normal for a mature woman to spend so much time with their son too.

[DCBob]

Don't know if any of it's true or not but ya sure got everyones attention ;) :)
Oh yeah, special thanks to you Havaskank....you're a Hoot!!

[Dave C]

I figured you don't say good morning cuz you told them to get f. out once you were done with them the night before.......:)
Hell, I never said "Good Morning I love you" to my husband
Which probably explains why we're divorced :idea: Oh no wait, I remember, it was his teeny tiny penis that caused teh divorce :D

[40FlatDeck]

Believe me, this thread is true. Sad, but true.
I have saved the best part for last........
Apparently this young chap is quite an artist. His mom recently took him to some kind of tattoo school, or something of that nature. The kid gets back with tattoo gun and all, and the daughter hears about it. My buddy hears this and gives the wife a heads up, because he knew what was coming. He told her if that kid gives her a tattoo, he will NEVER touch her again......
You guessed it................
A new tattoo for mom........
I can't even f#cking believe it.:sqeyes:

[DCBob]

Believe me, this thread is true. Sad, but true.
I have saved the best part for last........
Apparently this young chap is quite an artist. His mom recently took him to some kind of tattoo school, or something of that nature. The kid gets back with tattoo gun and all, and the daughter hears about it. My buddy hears this and gives the wife a heads up, because he knew what was coming. He told her if that kid gives her a tattoo, he will NEVER touch her again......
You guessed it................
A new tattoo for mom........
I can't even f#cking believe it.:sqeyes:
Time for her to go.......before they name him (husband) as an accomplice :eek:

[HavaSkank]

I figured you don't say good morning cuz you told them to get f. out once you were done with them the night before.......:)
SOMEONE has to cook me breakfast. A good romp in the hay makes this Skank one hungry biatch.

[topless]

Believe me, this thread is true. Sad, but true.
I have saved the best part for last........
Apparently this young chap is quite an artist. His mom recently took him to some kind of tattoo school, or something of that nature. The kid gets back with tattoo gun and all, and the daughter hears about it. My buddy hears this and gives the wife a heads up, because he knew what was coming. He told her if that kid gives her a tattoo, he will NEVER touch her again......
You guessed it................
A new tattoo for mom........
I can't even f#cking believe it.:sqeyes:So where is her tattoo?

[Jbb]

Believe me, this thread is true. Sad, but true.
I have saved the best part for last........
Apparently this young chap is quite an artist. His mom recently took him to some kind of tattoo school, or something of that nature. The kid gets back with tattoo gun and all, and the daughter hears about it. My buddy hears this and gives the wife a heads up, because he knew what was coming. He told her if that kid gives her a tattoo, he will NEVER touch her again......
You guessed it................
A new tattoo for mom........
I can't even f#cking believe it.:sqeyes:
Is it a tattoo on her ass ....that sez......Property of Lakeview Middle School?...:jawdrop:

[Dave C]

Thanks for dispelling some of the myths.. we will go onto other tangents now ;).
this one ain't too good. :eek:
I'm sure we can explain this... Maybe she loves him like only a mother can .... :eek:
2. She left her phone on the counter and it beeped, thats why he picked it up. "Goodmorning, I love you" is what he sees!:sqeyes:
Carry on.:D

[Havasu_Dreamin]

2. She left her phone on the counter and it beeped, thats why he picked it up. "Goodmorning, I love you" is what he sees!:sqeyes:
There you have it.....He needs to kick her sorry a$$ to the curb.....Might want to get some PI info though to help in the divorce negotiations.....

[Dave C]

I'm sure we are reading too much into this one... Its probably something classy.
like maybe its a new tattoo on her ass that says entrance in rear :eek:
Believe me, this thread is true. Sad, but true.
A new tattoo for mom........
I can't even f#cking believe it.:sqeyes:

[mbrown2]

If my faithful wife texted ME 12000 times in 90 days I would leave her....cheating or not....that's sick.....pick up the phone god da m it...:)
Your buds shacked up with the next headline news story gone bad....get out before his face is on the front paper as well.

[Cole Trickle]

If my faithful wife texted ME 12000 times in 90 days I would leave her....cheating or not....that's sick.....pick up the phone god da m it...:)
Your buds shacked up with the next headline news story gone bad....get out before his face is on the front paper as well.
lol...Thats what I was thinking. If my better half spoke 12000 words to me in 90 days I would be gone:D

[40FlatDeck]

I hope this is not a news story, but it doesn't look good.
I think the tatto is on her ankle.

[Ivan Dan]

Hell, I never said "Good Morning I love you" to my husband
Which probably explains why we're divorced :idea: Oh no wait, I remember, it was his teeny tiny penis that caused teh divorce :D
So size does matter?:) :D

[40FlatDeck]

Is it a tattoo on her ass ....that sez......Property of Lakeview Middle School?...:jawdrop:
This is serious Erik, not funny Erik.......:D

[franky]

OK all you civil servants, time to log off and leave a few minutes early.

[Biglue]

SOMEONE has to cook me breakfast. A good romp in the hay makes this Skank one hungry biatch.
Still waiting for the cam show toots. :D

[HavaSkank]

Still waiting for the cam show toots. :D
Im shy.

[Havasu1986]

Im shy.
SillyMtnChick...:eek: :D

[Biglue]

Im shy.
So am I.....uh huh. :eek: :D

[Cole Trickle]

So size does matter?:) :D
Jen loves me!!!
I bought her these sweet stylish glasses for our intimate times 8 years ago!!!:D
http://www.jewellersequipment.co.uk/eyeglasses/LHMG.JPG
I think all men should give these babys away for anniversary gifts;)

[Kilrtoy]

lol...Thats what I was thinking. If my better half spoke 12000 words to me in 90 days I would be gone:D
If moans count, Im sure
Tobtek
JBNSOCAL
and DJUNKIE
far surpass that number:D :eek: :D :) :eek:

[Biglue]

Jen loves me!!!
I bought her these sweet stylish glasses for our intimate times 8 years ago!!!:D
http://www.jewellersequipment.co.uk/eyeglasses/LHMG.JPG
I think all men should give these babys away for anniversary gifts;)
You're full of shit......there's no way you'd get your pud past that visor, according to Djunkie anyways. :D :D

[Ivan Dan]

You're full of shit......there's no way you'd get your pud past that visor, according to Djunkie anyways. :D :D
O U C H!!!!!!!!

[Cole Trickle]

You're full of shit......there's no way you'd get your pud past that visor, according to Djunkie anyways. :D :D
Didn't bother you......
You were all...Brandin it's so bigrrrrllllllllllllghhhhhhmmmhwtgulprrl couch... couch..
Quit gaying up the thread fag.

[Biglue]

Didn't bother you......
You were all...Brandin it's so bigrrrrllllllllllllghhhhhhmmmhwtgulprrl couch... couch..
Quit gaying up the thread fag.
Too late...that happened the first time you posted on here. :)

[dunaholic]

You should have mentioned that earlier. That definitely changes things. Sounds like your buddy is going to go through a pretty nasty divorce.
Not going to be a nasty divorce. It's really easy to serve her divorce papers when she is behind bars. I am pretty sure she would lose the assets as well when a judge finalizes the divorce for the crime she has commited.

[Phat Matt]

This sounds like something you see on television......
I have a great friend who I have known for years. He has been married for almost 20 years and has a great 13 year old daughter. Last year the daughter started to date a boy at her school. He came over from time to time and hung out at the house. Her dad (my buddy) thought he was an ok kid. Well, a month or two later the two broke it off, the daughters decision.
Fast forward 6 months.......
The mother (my friends wife) has kept in contact with this 14 year old. Over the last few months she has talked to him daily.:idea: My friend got wind of this thru his daughter and asked his wife about it. She told him he was going thru some tough times and was helping him out. He then found out when he would leave on some weekends she would go pick the kid up (he moved an hour away) and have him back at the house, she says so he can see his friends back here.:sqeyes: She does not work and stays home all day. She text messages all day long and when he asked her about it she says it is just her friends.:idea: Well, a few days ago he checked his phone bill and there are over 12 thousand text messages from his wife and this kid in three months time!!!!!WTF!!!!!!
He has tried talking to her about it but she just turns it around and says he is sick for even thinking that way. I mean, what the hell are you supposed to think!!!!!! She claims he is trying to be controlling of her life because he doesnt want her talking to certain people, a f##king 14 year old!!
The thought of divorce kills him for the fact that he has a daughter but he feels he has no other choice.
I know what I think, what do you guys think is the best course of action?
OK. I just read this, and haven't gone through the 10 pages, but the very first thing he has to do make sure he spent the extra $5 on unlimited text messaging. If those were a nickel each that would be $600. :jawdrop: :)
I will continue reading now. :)

[Phat Matt]

Double post. :mad:

[djunkie]

If moans count, Im sure
Tobtek
JBNSOCAL
and DJUNKIE
far surpass that number:D :eek: :D :) :eek:
You're full of shit......there's no way you'd get your pud past that visor, according to Djunkie anyways. :D :D
Get off my cock ya fags!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad:

[djunkie]

OK. I just read this, and haven't gone through the 10 pages, but the very first thing he has to do make sure he spent the extra $5 on unlimited text messaging. If those were a nickel each that would be $600. :jawdrop: :)
I will continue reading now. :)
Oh wow are you in for some entertainment.

[Phat Matt]

Oh wow are you in for some entertainment.
I am going to have to save it for later. I need to pack the trailer. :)

[djunkie]

I am going to have to save it for later. I need to pack the trailer. :)
You may want to postpone that and read the damm thread. :D :D

[Phat Matt]

You may want to postpone that and read the damm thread. :D :D
Pack a little, post, pack a little, post. I'll save the long read for later when I am laying in bed. :D

[djunkie]

Pack a little, post, pack a little, post. I'll save the long read for later when I am laying in bed. :D
Cool. Send Goldi over so I can keep her busy while your reading the thread. :D :D

[Phat Matt]

Cool. Send Goldi over so I can keep her busy while your reading the thread. :D :D
She is busy doing the laundry and vacuuming. :)

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

time to play PI
if i was playing private eye
download all wifeys numbers to phone and then to sim
swap sim cards
her phone will look like normal
then on his phone, with her sim card, text a message...JUST a few things to see what the reply is
quickest way to see whats up:D
the 14year old, on the other end, wouldnt know what was up:(
its obvious the friend, must not trust the wifey, to be checking the phone
in the first place:(
i think women get away with more "sneaky shait "
cus most hubbys, are to busy to play check up
i think if you're to busy to check up on the kids, wife, or girlfriend
then when shait hits the fan ...WELL...
:)
Good idea:idea: I would play along with it! Take a few vacation days off and grab the phone! Then start texting the boy. See what he says and it will be a dead givaway!!!! Then foward all the text messages to your own phone.Find out the wireless carrier and I can find out if you can get a detailed text bill;)
This not good by any means. I seriously feel for the man. WHat is up with all these women screwing with little boys these days???:confused: The world is getting sick! :yuk:
Hell I wouldnt date a 21 year old girl and Im only 29.............

[Phat Matt]

Read it all. Good stuff. That kid must be hung like a horse. :D

[djunkie]

Hell I wouldnt date a 21 year old girl and Im only 29.............
Ya I wouldn't want to date a 21 year old chick either. But I wouldn't mind pumping one :D :D

[ratso]

Good idea:idea: I would play along with it! Take a few vacation days off and grab the phone! Then start texting the boy. See what he says and it will be a dead givaway!!!! Then foward all the text messages to your own phone.Find out the wireless carrier and I can find out if you can get a detailed text bill;)
This not good by any means. I seriously feel for the man. WHat is up with all these women screwing with little boys these days???:confused: The world is getting sick! :yuk:
Hell I wouldnt date a 21 year old girl and Im only 29.............
Why not? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

[Wet Dream]

(20 Years Ago) At 16, my girlfriend (15) and I "went together" for 3 years. Over 3 years, you tend to be close to your girlfriends parents. I didn't spend a lot of time with the dad, he worked and traveled alot. Mom was a stay at home mom and was always good to my gf and I, helped me through some hard times and was always available. The girlfriend went to college out of town and I stayed in town to go to college and work. The long distance relationship didn't pan out and we broke up. We lived very close to one another, as a matter of fact, you couldn't get to my house without driving by theirs. The mom and I continued to talk as I would always ask about the old gf. One night while sitting around with her, the whole attitude morphed into something else. Next thing you know, I find myself getting up first thing in the morning to unlock the door and go back to bed. That made it much easier for her to come in right after yoga class and wake me up. She looked really good in those tight thingys. Then there were dinner dates, yard work, handy man things, "sleep overs" (when the hubby was away on trips) all that good stuff. It was a full blown affair on her part, and all I can get on mine. It got uncomfortable, and I actually put the stop to it before it got beyond repair. The dad had money, mom had all of that money, he never raised his voice, was very successful, nice guy, etc. Maybe she wasn't getting "it" from him, maybe lack of attention? I don't know. Nobody except for my father and my best friend knew about this, AFTER the fact of course. The girlfriend never knew, probably still doesn't. She was such a spoiled little bitch, moved down to SoCal and married a SB Sheriff. He's got to be in misery. Did you know that mom and daughter have the same taste and smell? :D
I'm amazed at how many naieve people are in here. You can't fault the boy, he's wired for any female he can get. 14 isn't as young and innocent as people think, not like when we were kids. The mom...she's not the first woman to hit on boys. How many teacher stories do we hear about? Most of the guys sit around saying "Where were those teachers when I was a kid?" It happens, and I believe she's getting it.

[OCMerrill]

Hell I wouldn't date a 21 year old girl and I'm only 29.............
Let's hear that in 10 more years.:)
He saw an "I Love you" in his wifes phone from 14 year old and he is asking what to do?:jawdrop:
If it were me....I have to ask....can you text from Prison?

[Jordy]

Why not? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
Because 460 gets all jealous and shit... :D :D :D

[RiverDave]

Believe me, this thread is true. Sad, but true.
I have saved the best part for last........
Apparently this young chap is quite an artist. His mom recently took him to some kind of tattoo school, or something of that nature. The kid gets back with tattoo gun and all, and the daughter hears about it. My buddy hears this and gives the wife a heads up, because he knew what was coming. He told her if that kid gives her a tattoo, he will NEVER touch her again......
You guessed it................
A new tattoo for mom........
I can't even f#cking believe it.:sqeyes:
Tell your friend he has my condolensces.. :( 20 years of marriage down the drain. I was thinking after 20 years he should try to work it out, but after reading this.... He oughta really go the other direction with it.
Let her keep on keeping on, get a PI to get the appropriate evidence for the upcoming divorce. :( Even though it sounds ruthless he probably oughta consider contacting the DA for charges to be brought up. I garauntee the alimony & custody talks are going to be in a whole different light when one party is a convicted sex offender.
That sucks.. :(
RD

[EmpirE231]

OK not to knock your friend... but is the guy RETARTED??? how much more do you need to see??
damn :(

[Mrs. Jyruiz]

Sounds like mom want to be a school teacher:jawdrop:
Hey! I am a school teacher. I take offense to that. (Ha ha):)

[SUBPRIME]

I hooked up with my boss at Walmart when I was a cashier in high school, I was 17 and she was 26 :D :D :D
There is no doubt in my mind it is possible this gal is doing the boy, and it sounds probable

[ratso]

(20 Years Ago) At 16, my girlfriend (15) and I "went together" for 3 years. Over 3 years, you tend to be close to your girlfriends parents. I didn't spend a lot of time with the dad, he worked and traveled alot. Mom was a stay at home mom and was always good to my gf and I, helped me through some hard times and was always available. The girlfriend went to college out of town and I stayed in town to go to college and work. The long distance relationship didn't pan out and we broke up. We lived very close to one another, as a matter of fact, you couldn't get to my house without driving by theirs. The mom and I continued to talk as I would always ask about the old gf. One night while sitting around with her, the whole attitude morphed into something else. Next thing you know, I find myself getting up first thing in the morning to unlock the door and go back to bed. That made it much easier for her to come in right after yoga class and wake me up. She looked really good in those tight thingys. Then there were dinner dates, yard work, handy man things, "sleep overs" (when the hubby was away on trips) all that good stuff. It was a full blown affair on her part, and all I can get on mine. It got uncomfortable, and I actually put the stop to it before it got beyond repair. The dad had money, mom had all of that money, he never raised his voice, was very successful, nice guy, etc. Maybe she wasn't getting "it" from him, maybe lack of attention? I don't know. Nobody except for my father and my best friend knew about this, AFTER the fact of course. The girlfriend never knew, probably still doesn't. She was such a spoiled little bitch, moved down to SoCal and married a SB Sheriff. He's got to be in misery. Did you know that mom and daughter have the same taste and smell? :D
I'm amazed at how many naieve people are in here. You can't fault the boy, he's wired for any female he can get. 14 isn't as young and innocent as people think, not like when we were kids. The mom...she's not the first woman to hit on boys. How many teacher stories do we hear about? Most of the guys sit around saying "Where were those teachers when I was a kid?" It happens, and I believe she's getting it.
That's awesome...;) Plenty of stories like that out there. I'd bet money... good money that the 14 year old is hitting it.
...but I have to disagree on all mothers and daughters having the same taste and smell.:D

[Dave C]

damn it there you go again... dropping a bomb like that without any details..... We want details damnit!!! or at least what chapter is this story gonna be in you book? ;)
...but I have to disagree on all mothers and daughters having the same taste and smell.:D

[SB]

And after the divorce and other crap dies down then friend needs to get young romeo out in the middle of the desert and learn him the man lessons in life. Touch mine and you are now a cripple! :mad: When I'm done then you can have your turn.
Rio
C'mon, that might be appropriate with a grown man, not a kid.

[Dave C]

this story sounds familiar.... hold on, let me go check the reading material in the john. ;)
Now if you were Ratso I would believe this without question ;)
(20 Years Ago) At 16, my girlfriend (15) and I "went together" for 3 years. Over 3 years, you tend to be close to your girlfriends parents. I didn't spend a lot of time with the dad, he worked and traveled alot. Mom was a stay at home mom and was always good to my gf and I, helped me through some hard times and was always available. The girlfriend went to college out of town and I stayed in town to go to college and work. The long distance relationship didn't pan out and we broke up. We lived very close to one another, as a matter of fact, you couldn't get to my house without driving by theirs. The mom and I continued to talk as I would always ask about the old gf. One night while sitting around with her, the whole attitude morphed into something else. Next thing you know, I find myself getting up first thing in the morning to unlock the door and go back to bed. That made it much easier for her to come in right after yoga class and wake me up. She looked really good in those tight thingys. Then there were dinner dates, yard work, handy man things, "sleep overs" (when the hubby was away on trips) all that good stuff. It was a full blown affair on her part, and all I can get on mine. It got uncomfortable, and I actually put the stop to it before it got beyond repair. The dad had money, mom had all of that money, he never raised his voice, was very successful, nice guy, etc. Maybe she wasn't getting "it" from him, maybe lack of attention? I don't know. Nobody except for my father and my best friend knew about this, AFTER the fact of course. The girlfriend never knew, probably still doesn't. She was such a spoiled little bitch, moved down to SoCal and married a SB Sheriff. He's got to be in misery. Did you know that mom and daughter have the same taste and smell? :D
I'm amazed at how many naieve people are in here. You can't fault the boy, he's wired for any female he can get. 14 isn't as young and innocent as people think, not like when we were kids. The mom...she's not the first woman to hit on boys. How many teacher stories do we hear about? Most of the guys sit around saying "Where were those teachers when I was a kid?" It happens, and I believe she's getting it.

[RiverDave]

And after the divorce and other crap dies down then friend needs to get young romeo out in the middle of the desert and learn him the man lessons in life. Touch mine and you are now a cripple! :mad: When I'm done then you can have your turn.
Rio
C'mon, that might be appropriate with a grown man, not a kid.
Honestly I kinda of agree with Rio on this one.. I don't think you should make him a cripple or anything, but if he's man enough to fock somebodies wife, he better be man enough to take the ass whoopin that comes with it.
If nothing else it's gonna be one of lifes little lessons.
RD

[Wet Dream]

That's awesome...;) Plenty of stories like that out there. I'd bet money... good money that the 14 year old is hitting it.
...but I have to disagree on all mothers and daughters having the same taste and smell.:D
No, but I'm guessing in my case, diet has alot to do with it. They were in the same home, and mom cooked. As for the the original thread, you know that mom is getting young spunk. ;)

[ratso]

damn it there you go again... dropping a bomb like that without any details..... We want details damnit!!! or at least what chapter is this story gonna be in you book? ;)
Heck, I come to find out you never know who is reading things here... Some guy came up to me at the bar a few months back... never saw him before in my life... and said "Hey man, I really enjoyed your stories in that marriage grenading thread on that ***boat site I look at from time to time" :jawdrop: I just said "Huh"??? :D
A book would be fun but I'd probably piss too many people off. :(

[ratso]

No, but I'm guessing in my case, diet has alot to do with it. They were in the same home, and mom cooked. As for the the original thread, you know that mom is getting young spunk. ;)
Heck, a good "girlfriend" of mine, 32 years old, has been hitting a 20 year old lately... I could care less about the age gap, but damn, they need to be legal... Like I told her, "Damn, if you can pull it, you may as well pull it"! ;)

[Wet Dream]

Heck, a good "girlfriend" of mine, 32 years old, has been hitting a 20 year old lately... I could care less about the age gap, but damn, they need to be legal... Like I told her, "Damn, if you can pull it, you may as well pull it"! ;)
I hear ya. 14? Damn. Maybe the mom like being the dominant one, so start off with with a young subject. ;)

[Dave C]

ever hear of .....the names have been changed to protect the innocent. ;) :D
or maybe we can come up with a John Doe for Ratso? :D
Heck, I come to find out you never know who is reading things here... Some guy came up to me at the bar a few months back... never saw him before in my life... and said "Hey man, I really enjoyed your stories in that marriage grenading thread on that ***boat site I look at from time to time" :jawdrop: I just said "Huh"??? :D
A book would be fun but I'd probably piss too many people off. :(

[R.A.D.man]

ever hear of .....the names have been changed to protect the innocent. ;) :D
or maybe we can come up with a John Doe for Ratso? :D
Ra Tso - the ninja fuc&er ;)

[ratso]

ever hear of .....the names have been changed to protect the innocent. ;) :D
or maybe we can come up with a John Doe for Ratso? :D
...except most of them don't have an innocent bone in their body lol...:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Geez, I just read through this thread..
IMO Why has he not call authorities yet.. Texting mess's like the I love you.. is also a crime. wether they have had sex or not.. He is 14. If that was my son with his wife I would kick her ass first because I can always get ahold of my son.. I wouldn't put up with that one second., She needs to be put away if she is messin with a 14 year old.
if the authorities know about this they have ways to find out what is going on in a few days.. It has already went on too too long. IMO
:mad: :mad:
Shiat like this really makes my hair stand up.. Put her a$$ in Jail.. he better do something quick before it is too late.. she could get pregnant then what will his daughter think. shouldn't have let it go this far.
child molestation is not a game.:mad:

[ratso]

Ra Tso - the ninja fuc&er ;)
R.A.D.man... noticed you're outta Austin. We're getting a few boats together to run the river there either this weekend or next... Probably gonna put in at Lago Vista... I'll keep you posted if you think you can make it.;)
It'll be on a Saturday.

[40FlatDeck]

You know, I don't blame the kid either, he is just pumped on the older woman.
When my buddy confronted her about the "I love you" thing, she said thats how all kids talk these days......???? :idea: I'm out of the kid speak so I have no idea.
He is not blind to it, it's just a tough thing to soak up. He has begged her to say something, anything, to make him understand, and he gets nothing.
They got into a blow out last night and the daughter started freaking out and crying. Thats the thing that hurts him the most.:(

[ratso]

You know, I don't blame the kid either, he is just pumped on the older woman.
When my buddy confronted her about the "I love you" thing, she said thats how all kids talk these days......???? :idea: I'm out of the kid speak so I have no idea.
He is not blind to it, it's just a tough thing to soak up. He has begged her to say something, anything, to make him understand, and he gets nothing.
They got into a blow out last night and the daughter started freaking out and crying. Thats the thing that hurts him the most.:(
It's over... he should report her anyway, if nothing else but to get through the divorce easier...

[HotRod82]

I agree the chick is twisted...but its difficult to think of the kid as a "victim". This little adventure will bring a smile to his face for the rest of his life. I had my own Mrs. Robinson and it was the best thing EVER.:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

You know, I don't blame the kid either, he is just pumped on the older woman.
When my buddy confronted her about the "I love you" thing, she said thats how all kids talk these days......???? :idea: I'm out of the kid speak so I have no idea.
He is not blind to it, it's just a tough thing to soak up. He has begged her to say something, anything, to make him understand, and he gets nothing.
They got into a blow out last night and the daughter started freaking out and crying. Thats the thing that hurts him the most.:(
my son is his age and he doesn't say it..she is full of it..
sorry to be so blunt but he is just as messed up as she is if he lets it continue.

[R.A.D.man]

Ratso, this weekend I'm traveling for work, next weekend traveling for fun. Can't make it although I really want to. Keep me posted and I'll make one soon enough. Thanks for the heads up.

[DCBob]

It really dosen't matter if the kids hittin it or not.......the wife don't care what he (husband) or anyone else thinks about what it looks like....No respect :mad: That right there is grounds to move on. This isn't something he can fix by makin nice :idea: it'll just get worse!:(

[ratso]

I agree the chick is twisted...but its difficult to think of the kid as a "victim". This little adventure will bring a smile to his face for the rest of his life. I had my own Mrs. Robinson and it was the best thing EVER.:D
I agree, the kid is not a victim at all... but the husband needs to nut up and get out of the marriage. I'd bet in at least 75% of marriages, at least, someone has cheated one or more times... and I KNOW plenty that have a "full time" cheater on their hands... I've had a fun wild ass ride over the years, but I'll be damned if I get married again because of what I know... and also what I see personally and first hand.;)

[ratso]

It really dosen't matter if the kids hittin it or not.......the wife don't care what he or anyone else thinks about what it looks like....No respect :mad: That right there is grounds to move on. This isn't something he can fix by makin nice :idea: it'll just get worse!:(
...that is reason enough to go right there!

[ratso]

Ratso, this weekend I'm traveling for work, next weekend traveling for fun. Can't make it although I really want to. Keep me posted and I'll make one soon enough. Thanks for the heads up.
Will do! We do a few runs a year... I'll keep you posted on some later ones...;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I don't feel he is the one who needs to leave.. She needs to get out.. I'd pack her stuff for her and put her shiat to the curb with her ass handed to her.

[40FlatDeck]

He knows what he has to do, as a husband and a father. He is going to talk to his daughter this weekend and next week is D-day. I will keep you guys posted.
This is a good thread, thanks for all of the input. I might have him read it.

[DCBob]

...that is reason enough to go right there!
Yeah....next thing ya know there will be a thread on ***boat about it ;)
btw....if I was the 14 year old you couldn't pry me offa dat shit :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

He knows what he has to do, as a husband and a father. He is going to talk to his daughter this weekend and next week is D-day. I will keep you guys posted.
This is a good thread, thanks for all of the input. I might have him read it.
it might help him a little more if he see's the outsiders lookin in.. it may kick him in the ass , wake him up to reality and help him alot with his decision and choice of words to her..:)

[DCBob]

I don't feel he is the one who needs to leave.. She needs to get out.. I'd pack her stuff for her and put her shiat to the curb with her ass handed to her.
Yep ;) :)

[pw_Tony]

I don't really think the kid is being "molested", I bet anything he is wanting to do anything he can to that Wife. Hell I remember when I was 14 that's all I could think about, damn I still do:D .
He'll have that story forever, and a boost of confidence;) .
At least it's not against his will. Now a Husband forcing himself on a 14year old girl is just "To Catch A Predator", and shit. Now that I think about it I lost my virginity when I was 15, and my gf 14.
I dunno, I just don't think the police should be called that bad, maybe a confrontation would be better with everyone and their parents

[ratso]

I don't feel he is the one who needs to leave.. She needs to get out.. I'd pack her stuff for her and put her shiat to the curb with her ass handed to her.
Normally I wouldn't say to turn her in, but in a situation when men stand to lose so much in a divorce, I say yes, kick her fukkin' POS ass out!http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/yuk.gif

[R.A.D.man]

Will do! We do a few runs a year... I'll keep you posted on some later ones...;)
Good deal, thanks.
Watch out for floating debris if you go this weekend, still lots of it I hear.
Oh, as for the subject at hand, 14 year olds don't use love for slang or for their loved ones. They will use it if they are infatuated with another.
I feel for the guy, that a really tough way to loose a marriage.

[Wet Dream]

The husband has two realistic options. She isn't going to fess up or correct the situation, so he can take it to the law enforcement level, which from the sounds of it has no real circumstancial evidence and hopefully they'll watch her or might just let it go. The other is to file for divorce and remove her from the home. She's being blinded by something and is not going to change things, possible ending up in a far worse situation. The kid is eventually going to tell his friends, then they either want some of "that" or they tell enough people to bring her into investigation. Then of course it could lead to the husbands position to protect her and supply the lawyer.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I don't really think the kid is being "molested", I bet anything he is wanting to do anything he can to that Wife. Hell I remember when I was 14 that's all I could think about, damn I still do:D .
He'll have that story forever, and a boost of confidence;) .
At least it's not against his will. Now a Husband forcing himself on a 14year old girl is just "To Catch A Predator", and shit. Now that I think about it I lost my virginity when I was 15, and my gf 14.
I dunno, I just don't think the police should be called that bad, maybe a confrontation would be better with everyone and their parents
14 years old having sex willingly with an adult is still molestation. :)

[Devil's Advocate]

Why not? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
:rolleyes: :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Normally I wouldn't say to turn her in, but in a situation when men stand to lose so much in a divorce, I say yes, kick her fukkin' POS ass out!http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/yuk.gif
I agree.. I know my ass would be handed to me if it was me.. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

if this was a man and a 14 year old. It would be a whole other ball game..

[ratso]

Good deal, thanks.
Watch out for floating debris if you go this weekend, still lots of it I hear.
Oh, as for the subject at hand, 14 year olds don't use love for slang or for their loved ones. They will use it if they are infatuated with another.
I feel for the guy, that a really tough way to loose a marriage.
Dang... I'll call my guy at Lago and ask for sure about this weekend. Don't want to hit anything or ruin a prop...
You are right too... tough way to lose a marriage, but at least he knows "what" he is married to... so bottom line is he has a decision to make. Life is too short to waste on a worthless kunt like that.

[ratso]

:rolleyes: :D
I wasn't going in to any details there...;)

[ratso]

if this was a man and a 14 year old. It would be a whole other ball game..
Entirely ;)

[Devil's Advocate]

This broad has some real issues and should have enough sense in her head for the both of them. She needs her ass kicked.
Too bad for the husband, and the kid really. That's going to be a big mess.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Entirely ;)
but if you think about it.. is there really a differance.. That's the problem with this .. they are too easy on the women..

[Jbb]

http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=35136&stc=1&d=1184797183

[ratso]

but if you think about it.. is there really a differance.. That's the problem with this .. they are too easy on the women..
Yes, I do think there is a huge difference... Guys and girls are wired different, even at that age. I was 13, and a thread here a long time ago had a lot of people that were 13 when they "lost it". With girls it's emotional and with guys its more physical... Guys can beat it up and walk away without a second thought about it... Chicks generally cannot do that, although I know of a few exceptions. Most chicks I know that lost theirs at that age or earlier are screwed up to an extent... but then most chicks I know are screwed up anyway...:jawdrop: lmao:D :D

[Devil's Advocate]

http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=35136&stc=1&d=1184797183
:eek:
I'm liking the sign on the truck a little better.:devil:

[djunkie]

http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=35136&stc=1&d=1184797183
:D :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=35138&stc=1&d=1184797690

[ratso]

but if you think about it.. is there really a differance.. That's the problem with this .. they are too easy on the women..
...and those women I don't think need to go to jail... they need a frikkin' medal.:D

[ratso]

:eek:
I'm liking the sign on the truck a little better.:devil:
...because it's okay to look.;)
:D

[Devil's Advocate]

...because it's okay to look.;)
:D
Those words sound familiar..:idea: :D

[Lightning]

Guys can beat it up and walk away without a second thought about it... Chicks generally cannot do that, although I know of a few exceptions.
I immediately think "HavaSkank"

[Slow What]

if this was a man and a 14 year old. It would be a whole other ball game..
A Predator is a Predator no matter what the sex is , and to top it off she is a married woman , I say hang the Biatch :mad:
Get the Law envolved , divorce her a$$ , and get the kid full time .
Once a Cheater , Always a Cheater

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A Predator is a Predator no matter what the sex is , and to top it off she is a married woman , I say hang the Biatch :mad:
Get the Law envolved , divorce her a$$ , and get the kid full time .
Once a Cheater , Always a Cheater
agreed..:)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:eek:
I'm liking the sign on the truck a little better.:devil:
Ditto baby, Ditto..:devil: :D

[HavaSkank]

I immediately think "HavaSkank"
Have I pumped and dumped you before? You sound vaguely familiar :idea:

[ColeTR2]

A good one to use is a little hand held voice activated recorder put in it the bedroom.

[Kilrtoy]

but then most chicks I know are screwed up anyway...:jawdrop: lmao:D :D
They all are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HavaSkank]

Yeah, me and the other 20 some members of the varsity and jv football team that one night. Don't you remember me? I was the one you called peewee.
Rio:D
Ah, those were the days. Now Im happy when Im the star of a gang bang in the convalescent hospital's rec room.