Dear Abby

[RitcheyRch]

Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Longview, She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to
bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hilary Clinton for
President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

[rrrr]

:D :D
That's the East Texas way of life.....:D
The other day I read a story in the paper about a guy that was running a meth lab on his pontoon boat. The cops tried to bust him and he just tossed the Easy Bake oven and the ingredients over the side.......pretty smart for a tweaker.
:D

[Shreve "T"]

Yeah East Texas is full of FREAKS !!!!!! Shreveport is only about 10 miles from the Texas line. However what a difference in life styles...10 miles can be. The only good thing about East Texas is when you hit Dallas knowing your on your way back home to Cali.:D :D :D :D

[Boatcop]

:D :D
That's the East Texas way of life.....:D
The other day I read a story in the paper about a guy that was running a meth lab on his pontoon boat. The cops tried to bust him and he just tossed the Easy Bake oven and the ingredients over the side.......pretty smart for a tweaker.
:D
Not too smart.
The penalties for purposely dumping hazardous chemicals into a waterway are more than for operating a meth lab.
:D

[rrrr]

Not too smart.
The penalties for purposely dumping hazardous chemicals into a waterway are more than for operating a meth lab.
:D
Making meth involves hazardous chemicals? :jawdrop:
Who knew? :D :D

[Baja Big Dog]

Not too smart.
The penalties for purposely dumping hazardous chemicals into a waterway are more than for operating a meth lab.
:D
If they use hazardous chemicals to make meth, wouldnt it bad for you?:confused: