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Devil's Advocate
07-20-2007, 09:29 AM
Here on the boards?:eek: :devil: :devil:
It's Friday and this place needs a little pick-me-up.:D
Give us your ***boat hit list. :crossx:

RiverOtter
07-20-2007, 09:30 AM
Perhaps you should define "hit" :idea:

ratso
07-20-2007, 09:31 AM
Here on the boards?:eek: :devil: :devil:
It's Friday and this place needs a little pick-me-up.:D
Give us your ***boat hit list. :crossx:
Who or what... or both?:D

Jyruiz
07-20-2007, 09:32 AM
Here is my top 10.
1.Mrs. Jyruiz
2.Mrs. Jyruiz
3.Mrs. Jyruiz
4.Mrs. Jyruiz
5.Mrs. Jyruiz
6.Mrs. Jyruiz
7.Mrs. Jyruiz
8.Mrs. Jyruiz
9.Mrs. Jyruiz
10.Mrs. Jyruiz

Pussywhippled
07-20-2007, 09:33 AM
celfesh

Kilrtoy
07-20-2007, 09:34 AM
That is top secret info.......
and on a need to know basis

Devil's Advocate
07-20-2007, 09:35 AM
That is top secret info.......
and on a need to know basis
Don't be shy. We won't tell.:D

Kilrtoy
07-20-2007, 09:37 AM
Don't be shy. We won't tell.:D
That is what all women say, :eek:

Biglue
07-20-2007, 09:38 AM
Here is my top 10.
1.Mrs. Jyruiz
2.Mrs. Jyruiz
3.Mrs. Jyruiz
4.Mrs. Jyruiz
5.Mrs. Jyruiz
6.Mrs. Jyruiz
7.Mrs. Jyruiz
8.Mrs. Jyruiz
9.Mrs. Jyruiz
10.Mrs. Jyruiz
You must have focked something up she hasn't found out about yet.....you're laying the brownie points on a little thick there bro. :idea: :D

Devil's Advocate
07-20-2007, 09:38 AM
That is what all women say, :eek:
:crossx:

Kilrtoy
07-20-2007, 09:39 AM
:crossx:
You promise not to kiss and tell:devil: :eek:

Jyruiz
07-20-2007, 09:43 AM
You must have focked something up she hasn't found out about yet.....you're laying the brownie points on a little thick there bro. :idea: :D
It's not what I have done bro, it is what I am going to do.:D

Devil's Advocate
07-20-2007, 09:48 AM
You promise not to kiss and tell:devil: :eek:
Yep! http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5227/whistleon7.gif

Kilrtoy
07-20-2007, 09:52 AM
Yep! http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5227/whistleon7.gif
The wife is getting some at around 5 when I get home for starters
But she dont know it yet....

Tom Brown
07-20-2007, 10:02 AM
There are certainly a lot of beautiful women here with sex appeal like Jupiter's gravity.
If given the opportunity, I have no doubt I'd stay home, think about the opportunity, and burn through a half roll of paper towel. You know... like I normally do.

Mrs. Jyruiz
07-20-2007, 10:25 AM
Here is my top 10.
1.Mrs. Jyruiz
2.Mrs. Jyruiz
3.Mrs. Jyruiz
4.Mrs. Jyruiz
5.Mrs. Jyruiz
6.Mrs. Jyruiz
7.Mrs. Jyruiz
8.Mrs. Jyruiz
9.Mrs. Jyruiz
10.Mrs. Jyruiz
I'll be waiting.

Havasu1986
07-20-2007, 10:26 AM
I'll be waiting.
Get you 2 a room. :devil: :D

djunkie
07-20-2007, 10:29 AM
The wife is getting some at around 5 when I get home for starters
But she dont know it yet....
And from what she told me she doesn't even know it while its happening. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D

TAF
07-20-2007, 10:31 AM
Here on the boards?:eek: :devil: :devil:
It's Friday and this place needs a little pick-me-up.:D
Give us your ***boat hit list. :crossx:
if you weren't already taken I'd :idea: :) :D :sqeyes: like to make you happy! So you could be my "little pick-me-up":D
Have fun in Tahiti, never been but Photochic has so if ya have questions ask her.

Mandelon
07-20-2007, 10:35 AM
The wife is getting some at around 5 when I get home for starters
But she dont know it yet....
Great, I'll make sure I'm gone by 4:00!!!!! :D

TAF
07-20-2007, 10:38 AM
Perhaps you should define "hit" :idea:
:mad: :confused: I don't think she was provoking us into slugging anyone:idea:

Devil's Advocate
07-20-2007, 11:06 AM
:mad: :confused: I don't think she was provoking us into slugging anyone:idea:
No slapping around, uless you're into that.:eek: :D I was indeed referring to playing nicey nice.:D

framer1
07-20-2007, 11:07 AM
Here on the boards?:eek: :devil: :devil:
It's Friday and this place needs a little pick-me-up.:D
Give us your ***boat hit list. :crossx:
Better yet, who would you hit:);)

Mandelon
07-20-2007, 11:13 AM
Here on the boards?:eek: :devil: :devil:
It's Friday and this place needs a little pick-me-up.:D
Give us your ***boat hit list. :crossx:
The list is far too long. And if I left some off they'd get all hurt. Maybe we could get together sometime and discuss this in detail... :devil: :D

riverbound
07-20-2007, 11:15 AM
I already have hit all the ones I wanted too ;)

River Lynchmob
07-20-2007, 11:23 AM
I would hit RD...right in the mouth :eek: :D

Devil's Advocate
07-20-2007, 11:28 AM
Better yet, who would you hit:);)
Well there's so many of you.:D Hmmm....how about starting with "B", every other letter of the alphabet starting with that letter of the person's screen name.:messedup: :confused: :D

fatboy95
07-20-2007, 11:33 AM
Well there's so many of you.:D Hmmm....how about starting with "B", every other letter of the alphabet starting with that letter of the person's screen name.:messedup: :confused: :D
Bre...... would be leadoff hitter or hittee:D

HalletDave
07-20-2007, 11:45 AM
I would hit RD...right in the mouth :eek: :D
He prefers being kicked in his JUNK.:D

rrrr
07-20-2007, 11:55 AM
Here on the boards?:eek: :devil: :devil:
It's Friday and this place needs a little pick-me-up.:D
Give us your ***boat hit list. :crossx:
If you're volunteeering........:idea: :jawdrop:
:D :D

That Guy
07-20-2007, 12:46 PM
Great, I'll make sure I'm gone by 4:00!!!!! :D
LMAO.....:D :D

djunkie
07-20-2007, 12:59 PM
I already have hit all the ones I wanted too ;)
LOL!!!!!! And thats all I gotta say about that.:D :D

seanv
07-20-2007, 01:26 PM
Here on the boards?:eek: :devil: :devil:
It's Friday and this place needs a little pick-me-up.:D
Give us your ***boat hit list. :crossx:
hmmmm. i would never "hit you" but i would make sweet naughty to you.... if your man would let me live later :D :D
how you two been hun?! lake saturday!!!!!

HavaSkank
07-20-2007, 02:51 PM
Id hit anyone that showed up with a case of Lucky Lager and a carton of Camels....but then again Im extremely particular with my menz

WYRD
07-20-2007, 03:51 PM
I already have hit all the ones I wanted too ;)
LMAO:D

BshyBvrGirl
07-20-2007, 03:52 PM
I've had 2 from ***boat :devil: :devil: And those are the only two I'd choose...other than my HUGE, ENORMOUS, GARGANTUAN crush on Tom Brown :D :D :D

Tom Brown
07-20-2007, 03:57 PM
I just hit the bottom of my desk.
Thanks, BBG. :D

topless
07-20-2007, 03:57 PM
I always had a thing for Later. He knows how to bring in the big bucks.:D

Tom Brown
07-20-2007, 04:07 PM
I hate to be serious in a thread about how wants to drill who but if someone who I knew was part of a couple were to offer themselves to me, I hope I wouldn't take them up on it, regardless of how much heat they bring. Far more than that, I wouldn't hit on them, either. Even in jest, I think it's probably not a great idea.
It feels good to know there are great couples out there who are comfortable with each other and very much in love after a long time of being together. They may bitch and fight from time to time but at the end of the day, they go to bed and enjoy a wonderful night of sleep knowing that everything will be OK... as long as they're next to the person they love.
I like to think that every now and then, these couples so much in love will attack and sexually conquor each other to the point of having to be careful how they dress for a couple of weeks, so they can hide their bruises.

Devil's Advocate
07-20-2007, 04:14 PM
If you're volunteeering........:idea: :jawdrop:
:D
:devil:
hmmmm. i would never "hit you" but i would make sweet naughty to you.... if your man would let me live later :D
how you two been hun?! lake saturday!!!!!
:D We is good over here. The boat's up in Havi now for the summer. Don't know when we'll hit Pleasant next.
You really should be more specific, Tootsie.
Hit = smack
Hit = bang
Hit=http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1394minigunbig1.gif
Rio
That would be choice b. ;)
I hate to be serious in a thread about how wants to drill who but if someone who I knew was part of a couple were to offer themselves to me, I hope I wouldn't take them up on it, regardless of how much heat they bring. Far more than that, I wouldn't hit on them, either. Even in jest, I think it's probably not a great idea.
It feels good to know there are great couples out there who are comfortable with each other and very much in love after a long time of being together. They may bitch and fight from time to time but at the end of the day, they go to bed and enjoy a wonderful night of sleep knowing that everything will be OK... as long as they're next to the person they love.
I like to think that every now and then, these couples so much in love will attack and sexually conquor each other to the point of having to be careful how they dress for a couple of weeks, so they can hide their bruises.
That's sweet T. And according to my every other letter calculations, you being a T puts you on my hit list.:eek: :D

Devil's Advocate
07-20-2007, 04:21 PM
Great, I'll make sure I'm gone by 4:00!!!!! :D
That's classic.:D

Tom Brown
07-20-2007, 04:25 PM
I'll be waiting.
I look forward to hearing about it and, seriously, don't spare the details. My sexual clock is flashing 12:00pm over here.

Tom Brown
07-20-2007, 04:33 PM
... you being a T puts you on my hit list.:eek: :D
Holy cow. http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/eh.gif
Between you and BBG, I've got sawdust raining from the underside of my desk.

Jbb
07-20-2007, 04:35 PM
I hate to be serious in a thread about how wants to drill who but if someone who I knew was part of a couple were to offer themselves to me, I hope I wouldn't take them up on it, regardless of how much heat they bring. Far more than that, I wouldn't hit on them, either. Even in jest, I think it's probably not a great idea.
It feels good to know there are great couples out there who are comfortable with each other and very much in love after a long time of being together. They may bitch and fight from time to time but at the end of the day, they go to bed and enjoy a wonderful night of sleep knowing that everything will be OK... as long as they're next to the person they love.
I like to think that every now and then, these couples so much in love will attack and sexually conquor each other to the point of having to be careful how they dress for a couple of weeks, so they can hide their bruises.
Shut up....Homo!.....:mad:

Tom Brown
07-20-2007, 04:37 PM
Leave me alone, Brian. These broads are eating this shit up. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

Devil's Advocate
07-20-2007, 04:37 PM
Shut up....Homo!.....:mad:
Shut up you.
J, oh shit, you're on my hit list too.:eek: :devil: :D

Tom Brown
07-20-2007, 04:39 PM
J, oh shit, you're on my hit list too.:eek: :devil: :D
I hope I'm higher on your list. Brian's dick has been soaking in MEKp for years and I'd just as soon avoid the exposure.

Jbb
07-20-2007, 04:50 PM
Shut up you.
J, oh shit, you're on my hit list too.:eek: :devil: :D
Rock on!

Jbb
07-20-2007, 04:51 PM
I hope I'm higher on your list. Brian's dick has been soaking in MEKp for years and I'd just as soon avoid the exposure.
Mekp........a hardener.......you are out....Brown...:D

Tom Brown
07-20-2007, 05:03 PM
lmao! :D

HMF'er
07-20-2007, 07:12 PM
I don't see No Name's hit it list yet:idea:

ratso
07-20-2007, 07:17 PM
I hate to be serious in a thread about how wants to drill who but if someone who I knew was part of a couple were to offer themselves to me, I hope I wouldn't take them up on it, regardless of how much heat they bring. Far more than that, I wouldn't hit on them, either. Even in jest, I think it's probably not a great idea.
It feels good to know there are great couples out there who are comfortable with each other and very much in love after a long time of being together. They may bitch and fight from time to time but at the end of the day, they go to bed and enjoy a wonderful night of sleep knowing that everything will be OK... as long as they're next to the person they love.
I like to think that every now and then, these couples so much in love will attack and sexually conquor each other to the point of having to be careful how they dress for a couple of weeks, so they can hide their bruises.
Taken or not, if they're offering and they're hot enough, I'm probably gonna take em up on it...http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

ratso
07-20-2007, 07:18 PM
I don't see No Name's hit it list yet:idea:
He's hittin' his every night... he doesn't have to look any farther.:D

Tom Brown
07-20-2007, 07:19 PM
Taken or not, if they're offering and they're hot enough, I'm probably gonna take em up on it...http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
I'd be upset if you didn't.
... and I'd appreciate a report back.

ratso
07-20-2007, 07:20 PM
I'd be upset if you didn't.
... and I'd appreciate a report back.
I could never kiss and tell with a ***boat chick...:jawdrop:

HMF'er
07-20-2007, 07:22 PM
He's hittin' his every night... he doesn't have to look any farther.:D
That's true, but she asked for a list. Usually, a list includes more than one item.:devil:

ratso
07-20-2007, 07:23 PM
That's true, but she asked for a list. Usually, a list includes more than one item.:devil:
Maybe she lets him call her by a different name each time...:D

HighRoller
07-20-2007, 07:56 PM
Definitely HavaSkank. You'd probably have to bring jumper cables, a rodeo saddle and 5 gallons of whip cream, though.:eek:

shueman
07-20-2007, 08:24 PM
Bre...... would be leadoff hitter or hittee:D
+1 :D

Bre
07-20-2007, 08:46 PM
+1 :D
Hopefully that's a good thing....

HighRoller
07-20-2007, 10:52 PM
Yeah, Bre has always been on the list for me, right near the top. Killer smile, nice rack and that ass....Spladou!! Never been a fan of the anorexic Bambi types and Bre seems to have the curves in all the right places.:D :D

sleekcraft80
07-21-2007, 06:04 AM
Definitely HavaSkank. You'd probably have to bring jumper cables, a rodeo saddle and 5 gallons of whip cream, though.:eek:
I would have to agree with HighRoller, definitely HavaSkank

HavaSkank
07-21-2007, 07:24 AM
Definitely HavaSkank. You'd probably have to bring jumper cables, a rodeo saddle and 5 gallons of whip cream, though.:eek:
Dont forget the 2x4 for your ass and can of Raid.

sleekcraft80
07-21-2007, 08:05 AM
can of Raid.
does a sweet thing like you have an ant problem?

fatboy95
07-21-2007, 08:20 AM
Hopefully that's a good thing....
Very good thing..........:D :D

Jbb
07-30-2007, 04:00 AM
:jawdrop:

Havasu Hangin'
07-30-2007, 04:07 AM
You really should be more specific, Tootsie.
Hit = smack
Hit = bang
Hit=http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1394minigunbig1.gif
Rio
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/condit.jpg

Bre
07-30-2007, 11:38 AM
Very good thing..........:D :D
Ooo I like very ;)

Baja Big Dog
07-30-2007, 12:00 PM
Ah crap...
Id hit myself,
Id leave happy,
I dont give myself any shit,
Ill come back for more,
And I can buy myself dinner!!!!
And throw in a dash of Havaskank, and Im good to go!!!:D

bocco
07-30-2007, 01:53 PM
Yeah, Bre has always been on the list for me, right near the top. Killer smile, nice rack and that ass....Spladou!! Never been a fan of the anorexic Bambi types and Bre seems to have the curves in all the right places.:D :D
Don't beat around the bush man. Just tell us what you really think of her.