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ratso
07-21-2007, 10:17 AM
...if she would have just pierced her clit. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19806312/?GT1=10150

HavaSkank
07-21-2007, 10:23 AM
The issue here is seperation of church and state....not seperation of left thigh and right thigh.

Baja Big Dog
07-21-2007, 10:33 AM
Somebody should have blown the judges.....(not the 16 year old, but Im sure she has a sister!):D

ratso
07-21-2007, 10:38 AM
Frikkin' Bimbo... saving herself for marriage??? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif Doesn't look like she really has a choice in the matter.:jawdrop:

HavaSkank
07-21-2007, 10:40 AM
Doesn't look like she really has a choice in the matter.:jawdrop:
^5
Ugly girls say virginity is a choice...we all know differently

HighRoller
07-21-2007, 10:40 AM
They said allowances were made for Muslim and Sikh pupils only for items integral to their religious beliefs and that, for the same reason, crucifixes were also allowed. But it argued that the purity ring was not an integral part of the Christian faith.
The issue is not church and state, it's the increasing trend towards persecution of Christianity, as proven by the above quote. Muslims get anything they ask for and Christians can't even wear a damn ring. Sad.:(

ratso
07-21-2007, 10:46 AM
The issue is not church and state, it's the increasing trend towards persecution of Christianity, as proven by the above quote. Muslims get anything they ask for and Christians can't even wear a damn ring. Sad.:(
I'd rather get ahold of chicks wearing "Impurity Rings"...:D
Oh wait, that's the same thing as "Wedding Ring" isn't it?http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

ratso
07-21-2007, 10:51 AM
The issue is not church and state, it's the increasing trend towards persecution of Christianity, as proven by the above quote. Muslims get anything they ask for and Christians can't even wear a damn ring. Sad.:(
I can understand the crucifix etc and stuff like that, but isn't a "Purity Ring" more of a gimmick from the 90's... It's not like it's been a part of any religion for centuries...
I guess she could always get a shirt that says "I DON'T Fukk On The First Date":D

HavaSkank
07-21-2007, 10:51 AM
[QUOTE=ratso;2685258]I'd rather get ahold of chicks wearing "Impurity Rings"...:D QUOTE]
I thought red, swollen lines around the penis was a sign of an STD called "impurity rings??" :confused:

HavaSkank
07-21-2007, 10:53 AM
My daughter went to school with a 17 yr old girl who had to have her "Love Can Wait" ring cut off during CHILD BIRTH due to finger swelling.
Does anyone else see the humor in that?

ratso
07-21-2007, 10:55 AM
[QUOTE=ratso;2685258]I'd rather get ahold of chicks wearing "Impurity Rings"...:D QUOTE]
I thought red, swollen lines around the penis was a sign of an STD called "impurity rings??" :confused:
I just keep a wire brush, SOS pads, and hydrochloric acid by the bathroom sink to prevent those.

ratso
07-21-2007, 10:56 AM
My daughter went to school with a 17 yr old girl who had to have her "Love Can Wait" ring cut off during CHILD BIRTH due to finger swelling.
Does anyone else see the humor in that?
Maybe that time was just lust and not love.:D

HavaSkank
07-21-2007, 11:26 AM
A ring doesnt prevent pregnancy, but a quarter in between the knees will

Jesster
07-21-2007, 11:41 AM
A ring doesnt prevent pregnancy, but a quarter in between the knees will
Actually it wouldn't, you just put her on her hands and knees with the quarter there or not, a little less balance, but problem solved. :D

riverracerXXX
07-21-2007, 11:51 AM
My daughter went to school with a 17 yr old girl who had to have her "Love Can Wait" ring cut off during CHILD BIRTH due to finger swelling.
Does anyone else see the humor in that?
:D HAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMAO

OCMerrill
07-21-2007, 11:57 AM
I think the ring was or is a great idea.
It sure would have saved me alot of wasted time and money (hard earned at that age) trying to get tail. See the ring and move right on.

HavaSkank
07-21-2007, 12:07 PM
The preggo teen with the ring had the religious ceremony only 4 months prior to conception. She must of met a hot piece of ass at the after party.

fatboy95
07-21-2007, 01:31 PM
[QUOTE=ratso;2685258]I'd rather get ahold of chicks wearing "Impurity Rings"...:D QUOTE]
I thought red, swollen lines around the penis was a sign of an STD called "impurity rings??" :confused:
No, Red swollen lines around a penis means the guys ole lady has buck teeth......:)

HavaSkank
07-21-2007, 01:43 PM
[QUOTE=HavaSkank;2685267]
No, Red swollen lines around a penis means the guys ole lady has buck teeth......:)
...with a debilitating overbite