You can't...

[ratso]

...fix stupid.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7052768?MSNHPHMA

[HighRoller]

You know it's bad for this turd when even Jesse Jackson and Al Sharptooth won't come to his rescue. I have a solution, though. We baste this dude in juices from raw steak and let him spend a few minutes in a cage with some of his "pupils". If he survives, let him play. We'll see how good he is at scrambling:D