driverno8
07-25-2007, 06:07 PM
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches In Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long
been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving
couple". ; ;The local Newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of
their long and happy marriage.
The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a
trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked
down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceede d a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse
dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at ME, and quietly
said, "That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
beaches In Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long
been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving
couple". ; ;The local Newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of
their long and happy marriage.
The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a
trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked
down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceede d a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse
dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at ME, and quietly
said, "That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."