My vagina is killing me

[Cigalert]

WTF is with this reality TV? Normally I'm asleep before any of this crap comes on because I wake up at 3:00 am daily. Last night I'm chillin with my daughter on my chest, my legs up on the coffee table, time to relax. Let's see what's on the tube. So, you think you can dance....holy phuking tribute to gayness. I think I just started my period. I stayed on that crap with my jaw dropped for one whole segment and told my wife I just sprouted labia and I need to change the channel before my next gyno appointment. I shoot over to The next best thing because hell, I can't get laid for the next 6 weeks why not check out "the next best thing". My TV was sweating gay when I saw some chick that looked like the fontucky version of paris hilton. This is entertaining? I'm filing a lawsuit to all television stations that air reality tv for reimbursment of my new tampon expense.
The bronx is burning saved me from spotting right on the couch.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

You should see the Brett Michael's thing. 25 skanky golddiggers trying to get him to choose them. And I mean SKANKY! There are a couple of cuties, but most of them . . . well, I'd like to tell them, "Honey, no amount of makeup is going to help you." Some of them look like Phyllis Diller before her plastic surgery :jawdrop: Eeeek! And pushy! They all think if he sleeps with them, he'll choose them. So they are totally aggressive. It's disgusting. I am embarrassed to admit, I actually found entertainment in it. :o

[jeepinscott]

You should see the Brett Michael's thing. 25 skanky golddiggers trying to get him to choose them. And I mean SKANKY! There are a couple of cuties, but most of them . . . well, I'd like to tell them, "Honey, no amount of makeup is going to help you." Some of them look like Phyllis Diller before her plastic surgery :jawdrop: Eeeek! And pushy! They all think if he sleeps with them, he'll choose them. So they are totally aggressive. It's disgusting. I am embarrassed to admit, I actually found entertainment in it. :o
Ha Ha, x2 Angie!!! It's a total train wreck.
-Tandi

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Ha Ha, x2 Angie!!! It's a total train wreck.
-Tandi
Glad I'm not alone. LOL

[Mattman]

Glad I'm not alone. LOL
No, you're not alone. And Cig, I'm not gay for watching it! What a great train wreck...now if I watched Age of Love then I would live in Fagville!!...oh and possibly Big Brother. Cig, you need to tune in to Hells Kitchen to learn how to properly communicate and teach your newborn the great art of dropping an "F" bomb.:D

[Wmc]

You should see the Brett Michael's thing. 25 skanky golddiggers trying to get him to choose them. And I mean SKANKY! There are a couple of cuties, but most of them . . . well, I'd like to tell them, "Honey, no amount of makeup is going to help you." Some of them look like Phyllis Diller before her plastic surgery :jawdrop: Eeeek! And pushy! They all think if he sleeps with them, he'll choose them. So they are totally aggressive. It's disgusting. I am embarrassed to admit, I actually found entertainment in it. :o
Oh come on you know you want to stay in the house "and rock his world". I almost died the other day when I was channel surfing and came across that show. It's changed my whole out look on Brett Michaels!!! LOL!!!

[riverbound]

the following shows will bring you right back to straightville ;)
Trick my truck
Hardshine
Overhaulin
I almost never watch network TV anymore.

[Towndrunk]

the following shows will bring you right back to straightville ;)
Trick my trunk
Hard-on
Overhaulin-U
I almost never watch network TV anymore.
What are you saying RB??:D

[Cigalert]

No, you're not alone. And Cig, I'm not gay for watching it! What a great train wreck...now if I watched Age of Love then I would live in Fagville!!...oh and possibly Big Brother. Cig, you need to tune in to Hells Kitchen to learn how to properly communicate and teach your newborn the great art of dropping an "F" bomb.:D
I love watching train wrecks. You're not gay for watching it until I say it's not ok anymore.

[yopengo]

What are you saying RB??:D
LMFAO :eek: :D :D :D

[mrs.rvrluvr]

I recommend Trick my Truck and Hard Shine for the Ladies. Jimmy Shine is a total hottie!! Ryan (Ryno) the painter from Trick my Truck is so hot, too. We partied with him a few weeks back at Moabi. Super nice guy.
the following shows will bring you right back to straightville ;)
Trick my truck
Hardshine
Overhaulin
I almost never watch network TV anymore.

[River Lynchmob]

the following shows will bring you right back to straightville ;)
Trick my truck
Hardshine
Overhaulin
I almost never watch network TV anymore.
You forgot Man vs Wild and those wack job Canuks on Ice Road Truckers

[Sleek-Jet]

You should see the Brett Michael's thing. 25 skanky golddiggers trying to get him to choose them. And I mean SKANKY! There are a couple of cuties, but most of them . . . well, I'd like to tell them, "Honey, no amount of makeup is going to help you." Some of them look like Phyllis Diller before her plastic surgery :jawdrop: Eeeek! And pushy! They all think if he sleeps with them, he'll choose them. So they are totally aggressive. It's disgusting. I am embarrassed to admit, I actually found entertainment in it. :o
I wonder how many of those girls take it in the pooper though... :idea:

[HavaSkank]

Ya'll say "skanky" like it's a bad thing.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Ya'll say "skanky" like it's a bad thing.
LOL No offense to my favorite skank :D
and as for the pooper . . . I bet they all would.