How does a single chick meet people on ***boat?

[Tom Brown]

Let's say I have a "friend" who is single.... :D
Further, let's pretend it's a chick who lives in Arizona. What if this woman is divorced and away from the ***boat lifestyle she used to enjoy? Suppose she wants to get back into the lifestyle but doesn't want to wh0re herself out like a ***boat groupie.
She's not someone I really know but what little I do know about her indicates she is attractive, really nice, good sense of humor, into fast cars, and she's been around this site for a long time (but used to be part of a couple).
I don't know how old she is. I've only seen a very small picture of her. I'll guess her to be mid-30s.
This is someone who understands the lifestyle. This isn't someone who is going to walk on your deck in five inch lucite heels and scream 'slow down' every 30 seconds. She is comfortable on the water.
While she and I haven't discussed this, I have no doubt she will pitch in with boat wipe down, bring her own supplies and probably food and what not for other people too. Everything I know about her leads me to believe she is a highly generous person.
So... how about it... would any of you prostate massagers care to have some company at the river?
Also, how would she go about getting invited to group events? I don't think she is particularly fixated on meeting a man, although it's always better to be in a relationship than to be single. She'd just like to get out to the river once in a while.
I hope someone hooks her up because she's going to hate my guts for posting this. :D

[Jbb]

Ignore him ....Brown's been drinking all day....and is wanting to explore the "other side" again.....he does it every few months...dont be alarmed...:D
either that ..or its somebody who really enjoys a showerhead...:D

[Tom Brown]

...dont be alarmed...:D
Oh..... be alarmed. Let me assure you... be alarmed. :D

[Jbb]

Can she suck a tennis ball thru a 3 foot garden hose?

[YeLLowBoaT]

Post titpix
I'm sure lots of single, and lots of married hb peeps will be all over her...

[Tom Brown]

It would seem I've misrepresented this woman. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
I doubt she's ever had money inserted into her g-string. Although, you never know. I've heard crazier stories about other ***boat members.
Come on, guy's. Don't make her pay hundreds to ride with Jay Photoglou.

[Jbb]

It would seem I've misrepresented this woman. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
I doubt she's ever had money inserted into her g-string. Although, you never know. I've heard crazier stories about other ***boat members.
...lol...

[dunaholic]

So what your saying is the perverbial "She has a really great personality"????

[ratso]

Let's say I have a "friend" who is single.... :D
Further, let's pretend it's a chick who lives in Arizona. What if this woman is divorced and away from the ***boat lifestyle she used to enjoy? Suppose she wants to get back into the lifestyle but doesn't want to wh0re herself out like a ***boat groupie.
She's not someone I really know but what little I do know about her indicates she is attractive, really nice, good sense of humor, into fast cars, and she's been around this site for a long time (but used to be part of a couple).
I don't know how old she is. I've only seen a very small picture of her. I'll guess her to be mid-30s.
This is someone who understands the lifestyle. This isn't someone who is going to walk on your deck in five inch lucite heels and scream 'slow down' every 30 seconds. She is comfortable on the water.
While she and I haven't discussed this, I have no doubt she will pitch in with boat wipe down, bring her own supplies and probably food and what not for other people too. Everything I know about her leads me to believe she is a highly generous person.
So... how about it... would any of you prostate massagers care to have some company at the river?
Also, how would she go about getting invited to group events? I don't think she is particularly fixated on meeting a man, although it's always better to be in a relationship than to be single. She'd just like to get out to the river once in a while.
I hope someone hooks her up because she's going to hate my guts for posting this. :D
http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

[No Name]

I would be happy to take her for a ride.:)

[CBadDad]

Have her send me a pm.
I need a new avatar. :D

[HavaSkank]

Damn Tom...you make me sound so desperate.

[Jbb]

So what your saying is the perverbial "She has a really great personality"????
Makes her own clothes...?...:D

[Mandelon]

Riverkitty's back? :D

[PHOTOGLOU]

Let's say I have a "friend" who is single.... :D
Further, let's pretend it's a chick who lives in Arizona. What if this woman is divorced and away from the ***boat lifestyle she used to enjoy? Suppose she wants to get back into the lifestyle but doesn't want to wh0re herself out like a ***boat groupie.
She's not someone I really know but what little I do know about her indicates she is attractive, really nice, good sense of humor, into fast cars, and she's been around this site for a long time (but used to be part of a couple).
I don't know how old she is. I've only seen a very small picture of her. I'll guess her to be mid-30s.
This is someone who understands the lifestyle. This isn't someone who is going to walk on your deck in five inch lucite heels and scream 'slow down' every 30 seconds. She is comfortable on the water.
While she and I haven't discussed this, I have no doubt she will pitch in with boat wipe down, bring her own supplies and probably food and what not for other people too. Everything I know about her leads me to believe she is a highly generous person.
So... how about it... would any of you prostate massagers care to have some company at the river?
Also, how would she go about getting invited to group events? I don't think she is particularly fixated on meeting a man, although it's always better to be in a relationship than to be single. She'd just like to get out to the river once in a while.
I hope someone hooks her up because she's going to hate my guts for posting this. :D:idea:

[Jbb]

It would seem I've misrepresented this woman. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
I doubt she's ever had money inserted into her g-string. Although, you never know. I've heard crazier stories about other ***boat members.
Come on, guy's. Don't make her pay hundreds to ride with Jay Photoglou.
He makes chicks that ride with him pay....?....lmao....Oh brother....:D

[Tom Brown]

He makes chicks that ride with him pay....?
Cialis doesn't come cheap.

[Jbb]

Cialis doesn't come cheap.
......got a point there....:idea:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

why doesn't she just come on and ask. seems to work with most who are single.
Oh and she needs some pics to post. Most like to know what they look like although it shouldn't matter.. The brain counts more then anything .. right guys.. :rolleyes: :D :D :D

[Jbb]

Most like to know what they look like although it shouldn't matter..
:p

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

also do we know her from the past.. :idea: I have a few in mind if so..:)

[No Name]

The brain counts more then anything .. right guys.. :rolleyes: :D :D :D
:confused: :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:p
I take it it does matter sir.. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:confused: :D
you have an exception.. she has both brains and a rad body.. You are one of the lucky ones.. :D :devil: :devil:

[No Name]

you have an exception.. she has both brains and a rad body.. You are one of the lucky ones.. :D :devil: :devil:
As long as she looks good, can get the boat on and off the trailer and follow directions a brain will not be necessary. :)
Oh and most importantly, she needs to not speak unless spoken to.:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

As long as she looks good, can get the boat on and off the trailer and follow directions a brain will not be necessary. :)
Oh and most importantly, she needs to not speak unless spoken to.:D
:jawdrop: You better run now I can hear the slap comin on from her.. :jawdrop: :D :D :D

[Havasu1986]

As long as she looks good, can get the boat on and off the trailer and follow directions a brain will not be necessary. :)
Oh and most importantly, she needs to not speak unless spoken to.:D
D.A. must not have access to the internet today. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

D.A. must not have access to the internet today. :D
Thats what I was thinking.. :D

[DodgeChick]

One little innocent question and he goes and starts a thread. To answer your questions, No I am not fat, don't make my own clothes, and doesn't that Jay guy sell Chevy's :rolleyes: ;)

[No Name]

:jawdrop: You better run now I can hear the slap comin on from her.. :jawdrop: :D :D :D
All is peaceful as she is floating in the pool at this time. I will need to keep her off the net until this thread is dead. I have a funny feeling my internet will be going down here very soon. :D
Damn her!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

One little innocent question and he goes and starts a thread. To answer your questions, No I am not fat, don't make my own clothes, and doesn't that Jay guy sell Chevy's :rolleyes: ;)
woo-hoo Welcome back Honey.. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

All is peaceful as she is floating in the pool at this time. I will need to keep her off the net until this thread is dead. I have a funny feeling my internet will be going down here very soon. :D
Damn her!
LMAO!! run run like the ginger bread man..
I am going to keep this thread at the top just for her now.. :D :D :D

[DodgeChick]

woo-hoo Welcome back Honey.. :D
Good to be back :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Good to be back :D
I am glad you came back. have fun.. :D

[Jbb]

One little innocent question and he goes and starts a thread. To answer your questions, No I am not fat, don't make my own clothes, and doesn't that Jay guy sell Chevy's :rolleyes: ;)
Don...magic....Brown...?
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=35919&stc=1&d=1185747297
:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Don...magic....Brown...?
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=35919&stc=1&d=1185747297
:D
LMAO!! the pimp himself.. :D :D look at all that bling..:jawdrop:

[DodgeChick]

LMAO!! the pimp himself.. :D :D look at all that bling..:jawdrop:
He does have a striking resemblence to Tom LOL :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

He does have striking resemblence to Tom LOL :D
LOL!! :D :D
he pimped you out and now he is gone.. :idea: :D :D

[DodgeChick]

LOL!! :D :D
he pimped you out and now he is gone.. :idea: :D :D
Tom's got so many women, so little time. He has got to keep his pimp hand strong. LOL

[No Name]

I am going to keep this thread at the top just for her now.. :D :D :D
Thanks. I’ll go clean out my room now.:cry:
http://www.townandcountrysheds.com/images/DOG1.jpg

[Nord]

I just became single, however, I am not into the drama of a ***boat poster

[Tom Brown]

I just became single, however, I am not into the drama of a ***boat poster
Look... I've got no time for BSing around. Just what the hell are your intentions here?

[DodgeChick]

I just became single, however, I am not into the drama of a ***boat poster
We have met before at Dave's house. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Thanks. I’ll go clean out my room now.:cry:
http://www.townandcountrysheds.com/images/DOG1.jpg
looks roomy. :D :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I just became single, however, I am not into the drama of a ***boat posterhttp://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/thumbs/374017919_ef10dbf34b.jpg
you have met her.. and no drama please.. :D

[Tom Brown]

I would be happy to take her for a ride.:)
Is this just a friendly offer of a ride or is this an offer of a "ride"? If the latter, what percentage of the time would she be expected to work on you and what percentage of the time would she be expected to work on DA?

[HavaSkank]

I just became single, however, I am not into the drama of a ***boat poster
Im single, however I've discovered the men from prisonpenpals.com are far less picky

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Im single, however I've discovered the men from prisonpenpals.com are far less picky
LMAO!!:D

[DodgeChick]

LMAO!!:D
You know NoName wants this thread to quitely go away. :D

[DodgeChick]

Thanks. I’ll go clean out my room now.:cry:
http://www.townandcountrysheds.com/images/DOG1.jpg
I think we should all chip in and get him some indoor/outdoor for that condo :D

[Tom Brown]

I think we should all chip in and get him some indoor/outdoor for that condo :D
Lino would be easier for scooping.

[Nord]

Im single, however I've discovered the men from prisonpenpals.com are far less picky
Thats not really my profile, someone started that one for me;) . When I spring out of this joint, I'll just do it the old fashioned way and follow girls to their cars
:D

[DodgeChick]

Thats not really my profile, someone started that one for me;) . When I spring out of this joint, I'll just do it the old fashioned way and follow girls to their cars
:D
A stalker, now that's HOT. ;) :D

[BoatPI]

Have you been drinking that pee water from Bragg Creek that runs under Indian land?

[DodgeChick]

Have you been drinking that pee water from Bragg Creek that runs under Indian land?
Who' been drinking? Not Tom :D

[HavaSkank]

Thats not really my profile, someone started that one for me;) . When I spring out of this joint, I'll just do it the old fashioned way and follow girls to their cars
:D
If I didnt carry Rohypnol and piano wire I'd never get a date.
And if I didnt carry popcycle sticks and duct tape I'd never get laid.

[Tom Brown]

If I didnt carry Rohypnol and piano wire I'd never get a date.
And if I didnt carry popcycle sticks and duct tape I'd never get laid.
Now that's a high quality piece of material. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
Way to throw down with the splint fock, HS. :cool:

[DodgeChick]

If I didnt carry Rohypnol and piano wire I'd never get a date.
And if I didnt carry popcycle sticks and duct tape I'd never get laid.
We so have to hang out. LMAO :D :D

[Kyote]

[QUOTE=Tom Brown;2699546]It would seem I've misrepresented this woman. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
When you describe someone, you must understand what the words really mean. Here's the dictionary:
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

[hoolign]

Let's say I have a "friend" who is single.... :D
Further, let's pretend it's a chick who lives in Arizona. What if this woman is divorced and away from the ***boat lifestyle she used to enjoy? Suppose she wants to get back into the lifestyle but doesn't want to wh0re herself out like a ***boat groupie.
She's not someone I really know but what little I do know about her indicates she is attractive, really nice, good sense of humor, into fast cars, and she's been around this site for a long time (but used to be part of a couple).
I don't know how old she is. I've only seen a very small picture of her. I'll guess her to be mid-30s.
This is someone who understands the lifestyle. This isn't someone who is going to walk on your deck in five inch lucite heels and scream 'slow down' every 30 seconds. She is comfortable on the water.
While she and I haven't discussed this, I have no doubt she will pitch in with boat wipe down, bring her own supplies and probably food and what not for other people too. Everything I know about her leads me to believe she is a highly generous person.
So... how about it... would any of you prostate massagers care to have some company at the river?
Also, how would she go about getting invited to group events? I don't think she is particularly fixated on meeting a man, although it's always better to be in a relationship than to be single. She'd just like to get out to the river once in a while.
I hope someone hooks her up because she's going to hate my guts for posting this. :D
For Christ sakes Brown! Kim is a guy!

[Boatcop]

Scottsdale (http://www.dirtyscottsdale.com/)?
:idea:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

[QUOTE=Tom Brown;2699546]It would seem I've misrepresented this woman. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
When you describe someone, you must understand what the words really mean. Here's the dictionary:
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
LMAO!! some true..
but most women only have two rules.
rule # 1 We are never ever wrong.
rule # 2 when or if we are wrong, refer to rule #1.:D :D

[Nord]

Scottsdale (http://www.dirtyscottsdale.com/)?
:idea:
Great site!! The "Your Mom" section is off the hook!!! I have never seen happier mugshots than those in the "DUI" section............
~NORD~

[Jbb]

For Christ sakes Brown! Kim is a guy!
Kim is a guy?.....:jawdrop: .....Why does he have a chick name?......:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Kim is a guy?.....:jawdrop: .....Why does he have a chick name?......:D
:D :D :D

[SummitKarl]

Let's say I have a "friend" who is single.... :D
Further, let's pretend What if this woman is divorced and away from the ***boat lifestyle she used to enjoy? Suppose she wants to get back into the lifestyle but doesn't want to wh0re herself out like a ***boat groupie.
Also, how would she go about getting invited to group events?
She'd just like to get out to the river once in a while.
:D
now this I am qualified to answer on.:rolleyes: ;) ...it's simple really
JUST GO DO IT!!!!
It's not a crime to go to Havasu alone..
It's not a crime to walk the Channel "Alone" and meet up with your friends" this is how "invites" happen because we all know the best gatherings are spur of the moment:D
It's not a crime to have the improper ratio of people on your boat.
It's not a crime to launch your boat alone....
is it easier with a partner "that can back up the trailer";) .........yes.. but who said life is easy..:rolleyes
So Tom,
tell your friend;) ....JUST GO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the rest will follow, but for God sakes trim that Don King bush hers first :jawdrop: :D :D

[Devil's Advocate]

you have an exception.. she has both brains and a rad body.. You are one of the lucky ones.. :devil: :
Thanks Vee :D
As long as she looks good, can get the boat on and off the trailer and follow directions a brain will not be necessary.
Oh and most importantly, she needs to not speak unless spoken to.:D
:eek: :mad: :hammer2:
LMAO!! run run like the ginger bread man..
I am going to keep this thread at the top just for her now.. :D
Thanks for having my back Vee. He ran away, little sissy. :D
looks roomy. :D
He's fixed it up real nice. Spends plenty of time there to make it cozy.:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Thanks Vee :D
:eek: :mad: :hammer2:
Thanks for having my back Vee. He ran away, little sissy. :D
He's fixed it up real nice. Spends plenty of time there to make it cozy.:D
Can you say BUSTED:D :D