Describe yourself.....

[Jbb]

or If you prefer......someone else.....:D

[hoolign]

My room mate ..in agony :D

[Tom Brown]

wasp

[hoolign]

pussy,shoulda shared:D
Listen pal! ..I offerd him a swig of my JD..and that right there is out of character for me:D

[Nord]

or If you prefer......someone else.....:D
GOLDEN................LIKE A SHOWER.....................

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

or If you prefer......someone else.....:D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/untitled2.jpg nough said

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I noticed no one has described themselves..:idea: :idea:

[Jbb]

Brown screws up every thread I start....:mad:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Brown screws up every thread I start....:mad:
LOL!! well since you started it you start..
:D :D
put up a pic and let everyone decribe you..

[RiverOtter]

Small, thick tail, furry, love to play in the water :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Small, thick tail, furry, love to play in the water :D
lab..:D river otter, terrior mix..

[RiverOtter]

lab..:D river otter, terrior mix..
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[MRS FLYIN VEE]

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:D
LMAO!!:D :D

[Jbb]

LOL!! well since you started it you start..
:D :D
put up a pic and let everyone decribe you..
Me......nothing to see here...move along.....:D

[Ziggy]

JBB reminds me of Manny, Moe and Jack :D:D

[YeLLowBoaT]

I'm like Jbb.... just less redneck. :D

[hoolign]

I am basically your typical Bronze Adonis...
typically refered to in Greek mythology ..but girls..let me tell you ..I am no myth..well I may have stretched that a bit... I am of a golden hue..ok I'm freakin sunburnt! :mad: But lets carry on.. I am of god like sculpture..chizeled if you will..Ok ..the chizel was a bit dull and the edges are a bit round...god damnit..ok..he used the wrong end of the chizel and I'm round like a over ripe ovacodo...ok ...fine... turnip :mad:
this started out good for me but now I'm likely doomed to ride out my life on the back shelf of costco! :mad:

[RiverOtter]

I am basically your typical Bronze Adonis...
typically refered to in Greek mythology ..but girls..let me tell you ..I am no myth..well I may have stretched that a bit... I am of a golden hue..ok I'm freakin sunburnt! :mad: But lets carry on.. I am of god like sculpture..chizeled if you will..Ok ..the chizel was a bit dull and the edges are a bit round...god damnit..ok..he used the wrong end of the chizel and I'm round like a over ripe ovacodo...ok ...fine... turnip :mad:
this startecd out good for me but now I'm likely doomed to ride out my life on the back shelf of costco! :mad:
LMAO!!! You are on fire my friend :D

[hoolign]

LMAO!!! You are on fire my friend :D
From what I see here in the "reject" section..that won't be until Wednesday:mad:

[Jbb]

I am basically your typical Bronze Adonis...
typically refered to in Greek mythology ..but girls..let me tell you ..I am no myth..well I may have stretched that a bit... I am of a golden hue..ok I'm freakin sunburnt! :mad: But lets carry on.. I am of god like sculpture..chizeled if you will..Ok ..the chizel was a bit dull and the edges are a bit round...god damnit..ok..he used the wrong end of the chizel and I'm round like a over ripe ovacodo...ok ...fine... turnip :mad:
this startecd out good for me but now I'm likely doomed to ride out my life on the back shelf of costco! :mad:
Dont be so hard on yourself......just the other day ...Squatch was saying how much she liked avacodo's

[hoolign]

Dont be so hard on yourself......just the other day ...Squatch was saying how much she liked avacodo's
"turnip"..ok fine watermelon :mad: ..I'm safe!

[Ziggy]

I am basically your typical Bronze Adonis...
typically refered to in Greek mythology ..but girls..let me tell you ..I am no myth..well I may have stretched that a bit... I am of a golden hue..ok I'm freakin sunburnt! :mad: But lets carry on.. I am of god like sculpture..chizeled if you will..Ok ..the chizel was a bit dull and the edges are a bit round...god damnit..ok..he used the wrong end of the chizel and I'm round like a over ripe ovacodo...ok ...fine... turnip :mad:
this started out good for me but now I'm likely doomed to ride out my life on the back shelf of costco! :mad:
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:D
I Can't Believe Its Not Butter :) :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

so are we suppose to compare our selves to a fruit and or vegetable..:D

[hoolign]

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:D
I Can't Believe Its Not Butter :) :D :D
Belive it muttha fukka!:mad: i'm sitting on the disposal shelf with 3 crates of the shit! :mad:

[Nord]

I noticed no one has described themselves..:idea: :idea:
I did:D

[Jbb]

this thread is spirialing out of control......:D ....and it's pretty much Hooligans fault...

[Ziggy]

Belive it muttha fukka!:mad: i'm sitting on the disposal shelf with 3 crates of the shit! :mad:
Get a haircut would ya...:D:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I did:D
LOL!! :D :D

[hoolign]

this thread is spirialing out of control......:D ....and it's pretty much Hooligans fault...
Oh that's it..I bare my soul and get ....... and get...... shit it;s cold in the back of Costco:mad:

[hoolign]

so are we suppose to compare our selves to a fruit and or vegetable..:D
My options are limited:mad:

[Nord]

I like to think of myself as a cumquat:)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I like to think of myself as a cumquat:)
they are very tiny.. so what are you trying to tell us.. :jawdrop: :D

[Kim Hanson]

I think it's all out there..........( . )( . ).........

[lucky]

Dont be so hard on yourself......just the other day ...Squatch was saying how much she liked avacodo's
ahhh squatch - such a lovely young vixen ! hair she is like a field of wheat - oil riggers dream that one is :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

but they CUMQUAT ALOT(so i hear):D
yes they do have a little squirt to them.:D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

well I guess I can describe myself as a http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/481654673_594039c9ae.jpg

[Havasu Hangin']

I noticed no one has described themselves..:idea: :idea:
People tell me I look like an "older Danny DeVito"...
:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

People tell me I look like an "older Danny DeVito"...
:D
ROTFLMAO!!:D :D

[YeLLowBoaT]

People tell me I look like an "older Danny DeVito"...
:D
You mean short, fat and bald??? :D

[Havasu Hangin']

You mean short, fat and bald??? :D
I think he may be a little taller than I am- I like to think of myself as "compact".
:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I think he may be a little taller than I am- I like to think of myself as "compact".
:D
LMAO!! You are a little shorter I think.. :D
sorry Compact.. LOL!!

[rocket98]

Come on Mrs Vee we know that you are dying to describe your self. I'll help " I bad ass hottie that you don't mess with":D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Come on Mrs Vee we know that you are dying to describe your self. I'll help " I bad ass hottie that you don't mess with":D :D
LMAO!! I am not a hottie.. believe me. There are alot of hotties on here and I am not one of them..
but don't mess with me.. LOL!!
I did put up two pairs though.. :( :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Brown screws up every thread I start....:mad:
It's the only thing I have to live for.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

It's the only thing I have to live for.
:jawdrop: :D :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

or If you prefer......someone else.....:D
JBB SUX. :D

[Her454]

......family history of wrongly being burned at the stake. Very sentimental with a dark, quiet side. Strong willed and very poetic ~ to the point of being spellbound.:D

[lucky]

me - Grew up in the ice age , feet are cold ,slightly erect- hands able to hold a club , can't type or spell . discovered that you should drag your woman around by the hair instead of the feet , that way they don't fill up with rocks ... :)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

me - Grew up in the ice age , feet are cold ,slightly erect- hands able to hold a club , can't type or spell . discovered that you should drag your woman around by the hair instead of the feet , that way they don't fill up with rocks ... :)
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D

[H2O]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it..

[bunny 166]

Um, white and fluffy and cuddly? :D

[Jbb]

Um, white and fluffy and cuddly? :D
:)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Um, white and fluffy and cuddly? :D
:devil: :devil: :D

[bunny 166]

:)
;)
JBB, Rogue Agent and car-master extraordinaire...... :D

[bunny 166]

:devil: :devil: :D
:D
Mrs. V-- lil' devil...:devil: :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:D
Mrs. V-- lil' devil...:devil: :D
LOL!! :D

[Jbb]

;)
JBB, Rogue Agent and car-master extraordinaire...... :D
Bun bun.......hmmmm......errr......never mind.......:D

[hoolign]

A brief decription for this AM - A throbbing headache that leads me to belive that a marching band moved into my head some time during the night! Who ever is running the bass drum (which islocated directley behind both my eye sockets) is beating that thing so hard that every time it pounds ..my vison becomes blurry and my teeth ache! Moving down a few inches. My throat is so parched I fear that if I was to cough again ( leading the band to strike up anonther verse) I would puke out enough dust to coat a contry road! My guts feel like there are a few thousand sea worms devouring a a rotting seal carcass! ( I'll be right back :squiggle: ) I made some over easy eggs that I thought would cure my ails..but the sight and texture of my concoction sent me into a full out dash for the can..Upon leaning over to spew my leftover macaroni and cheeze /dill pickle and red beet supper ( seemed like the ideal meal at the time) I noticed I must have gotten up during the night to create what appeared to be a vile concoction of hair ball / and ground mice..and forgot to flush it away turning aforementioned creation into a semi lathered stew ..causing a eruption from so far down in my stomach that I think I puked up the insides of my toes!
other than that...it's not a bad day!:yuk:

[Jbb]

A brief decription for this AM - A throbbing headache that leads me to belive that a marching band moved into my head some time during the night! Who ever is running the bass drum (which islocated directley behind both my eye sockets) is beating that thing so hard that every time it pounds ..my vison becomes blurry and my teeth ache! Moving down a few inches. My throat is so parched I fear that if I was to cough again ( leading the band to strike up anonther verse) I would puke out enough dust to coat a contry road! My guts feel like there are a few thousand sea worms devouring a a rotting seal carcass! ( I'll be right back :squiggle: ) I made some over easy eggs that I thought would cure my ails..but the sight and texture of my concoction sent me into a full out dash for the can..Upon leaning over to spew my leftover macaroni and cheeze /dill pickle and red beet supper ( seemed like the ideal meal at the time) I noticed I must have gotten up during the night to create what appeared to be a vile concoction of hair ball / and ground mice..and forgot to flush it away turning aforementioned creation into a semi lathered stew ..causing a eruption from so far down in my stomach that I think I puked up the insides of my toes!
other than that...it's not a bad day!:yuk:
I suggest you start drinking heavily.....:)

[hoolign]

I suggest you start drinking heavily.....:)
I'll take your suggestion into consideration :messedup:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

O.K I will give in. since not all know what I look like here is my best view.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/thong.jpg

[RiverOtter]

......family history of wrongly being burned at the stake. Very sentimental with a dark, quiet side. Strong willed and very poetic ~ to the point of being spellbound.:D
Her just plain scares me :eek:

[hoolign]

O.K I will give in. since not all know what I look like here is my best view.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/thong.jpg
No wonder you got into plumbing..A good sized loaf from that shitter could plug the panama canal!
:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Her just plain scares me :eek:
ME TOO.. :sqeyes: :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

No wonder you got into plumbing..A good sized loaf from that shitter could plug the panama canal!
:D
that's my serrious plumbers crack.. whatta think?:idea: :D :D

[hoolign]

that's my serrious plumbers crack.. whatta think?:idea: :D :D
I think the plumber workin on that should be in line for a medal of honor:eek:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I think the plumber workin on that should be in line for a medal of honor:eek:
are you saying i'M FAT. :D :( :D :D

[hoolign]

are you saying i'M FAT. :D :( :D :D
Just your ass dear....just your ass:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Just your ass dear....just your ass:D
more junk in the trunk then most i know but it looks damn good..:D :D

[Jbb]

more junk in the trunk then most i know but it looks damn good..:D :D
:)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:)
LOL!! Is my junk in the trunk makin your head spin.. :D :D

[hoolign]

more junk in the trunk then most i know but it looks damn good..:D :D
That's not a trunk...it's a U HAUL :eek:

[Jbb]

LOL!! Is my junk in the trunk makin your head spin.. :D :D
Yes .....Ma'am..

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

That's not a trunk...it's a U HAUL :eek:
LMAO!! I don't think a uhaul would cut it.. Maybe a mayflourtruck would do better.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Yes .....Ma'am..
bet you don't have trunks that size where you are..:D :D

[Jbb]

bet you don't have trunks that size where you are..:D :D
Obviously ...you have not been here.....:D

[hoolign]

bet you don't have trunks that size where you are..:D :D
He paints buses, the cargo area is typically underneath! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Obviously ...you have not been here.....:D
so there is competition out there .. Hmmmmm.. :jawdrop: :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

He paints buses, the cargo area is typically underneath! :D
well then he should have a problem painting my
caution wide load on my trunk..:idea: :D

[hoolign]

well then he should have a problem painting my
caution wide load on my trunk..:idea: :D
I said buses...not cargo planes :eek:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I said buses...not cargo planes :eek:
they have a dbl stacker bus.. Does that not count.. :jawdrop: