Post Turtle

[Pepperkornski]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher,
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck
up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to
Nancy Pelosi and her elevation to speaker of the house.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Nancy is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain. "You know she didn't get there by herself, she doesn't belong
there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just want
to help the poor dumb animal get down."

[cdog]

Good one. That old hag reminds me more of a blood sucking leach. Sucking the life blood out of those who work to further her ass backward ideals. Two words come to mind. Term limits. It's too bad the Ropers didn’t take care of her when she was in Syria.