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Nord
08-01-2007, 01:36 PM
Figured with all of the new single guys around here, the pimps could shed light........
From start to Finish, what do you do and say???

thatguy
08-01-2007, 01:37 PM
"Honest baby, ALL the grown ups do it."

HM
08-01-2007, 01:37 PM
Wanna see why they call me the 3 legged midget?

thatguy
08-01-2007, 01:38 PM
It's common knowledge. The BEST pickup line comes in a little white baggy.

socalmoney
08-01-2007, 01:48 PM
This move used to work.
http://justwatchthesky.com/vault/photos/adultgif6.gif

Miss Perfect
08-01-2007, 01:50 PM
I dunno about good ones, but I had a bad one used on me Monday night.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
It didn't work.. :rolleyes:

Racey
08-01-2007, 01:50 PM
It's common knowledge. The BEST pickup line comes in a little white baggy.
Especially at the titty bar :eek: :D

Big Inch
08-01-2007, 01:50 PM
Hey baby. What's your sign?

RitcheyRch
08-01-2007, 01:51 PM
Hey biotch "wanna fock"
Has never worked for me but might work for someone else. Always worth a try. :D
I was thinking of that one as well.
Hey baby. What's your sign?

Mrs. Bordsmnj
08-01-2007, 01:51 PM
Trying to get some new lines for Vegas this weekend? ;)

Havasu1986
08-01-2007, 01:54 PM
My heard my buddy tell a girl " I'm here for a good time..not a long time"

djunkie
08-01-2007, 01:57 PM
"Nice shoes, wanna phuck?"
Worked once. Although the girl was so loaded she probably couldn't even remember her own name. :D :D

Ivan Dan
08-01-2007, 01:57 PM
My heard my buddy tell a girl " I'm here for a good time..not a long time"
There is no way this one worked! :D

beever_retreever
08-01-2007, 01:57 PM
"Push your stool in?"

Ivan Dan
08-01-2007, 01:58 PM
"Nice shoes, wanna phuck?"
Worked once. Although the girl was so loaded she probably couldn't even remember her own name. :D :D
Shame on you...taking advantage of the mentally challenged ladies.

Ivan Dan
08-01-2007, 01:59 PM
"Wanna get a pizza and fock? But lets skip the pizza"

Jbb
08-01-2007, 02:02 PM
Can I buy you a drink......or do you just want the money.....?

adjones419
08-01-2007, 02:09 PM
"Nice shoes, wanna phuck?"
You beat me to it!

Screemy1
08-01-2007, 02:09 PM
the best line that has worked for me was "well baby, it is late, past last call... and I couldn't hook up with anybody else.... so wanna go back to my place..... I have some food at home....." works well with the chubby chics...... you know the ones that are at the bar or club wondering to their cars after 2 AM:eek: :eek: :idea: :devil: :rolleyes:

adjones419
08-01-2007, 02:10 PM
If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

HM
08-01-2007, 02:11 PM
Lucky's best line: "bahahahaha bahahaha bahahaha."

gqchris
08-01-2007, 02:14 PM
It's common knowledge. The BEST pickup line comes in a little white baggy.
AiNT THIS THE TRUTH! :mad: Thats how 90% of the guys in the clubs are taking poon home in their Scion XB's on a nightly basis!

pw_Tony
08-01-2007, 02:16 PM
If we were both squirrels.... would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Has worked for me several times cause it's funny, but one time... my face still hurts to today

YeLLowBoaT
08-01-2007, 02:19 PM
If your name was helena, would you open up your gates of troy and let my trojen horse in?

MissB
08-01-2007, 02:19 PM
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!:eek:

Baja Big Dog
08-01-2007, 02:19 PM
IM an organ donor!!!:D

YeLLowBoaT
08-01-2007, 02:20 PM
What would you say if my ball were on your chin???
Nothing, my dick would be in your mouth.

Baja Big Dog
08-01-2007, 02:20 PM
OK we can around the world for a hundred bucks???:D

thatguy
08-01-2007, 02:23 PM
Here is the way it works. All female members please do not read this, it is guy secret.
The best move is to score the easy one of the bunch. You know, the not so hot one. THEN she will tell her friends. Her hottie friends will be enraged that you did it with her. Even if they are best friends it won't matter. The hotties will say " If that ugly bitc* can get him I'll show her!". She will be after you even if she does not like you.
This is the one equalizer that guys have (other than the long island ice tea). It is a genetic trait that NEVER fails.
Girls talk and hold grudges far worse than guys are even capable of.
Soon, you have done them all and it snowballs. Take your pick, Sir. :D
The only catch is that you must perform sex like a porno star with the first one or you are doomed.
Tommy

NashvilleBound
08-01-2007, 02:33 PM
I just pull out Big Jim and the Twins and introduce her to them...... never fails. Well...... maybe not neverrrrrrrr........

KineticoH20
08-01-2007, 02:36 PM
Hey babe wanna go back to my place for a cheeseburger and a FU@K............................................wh ats the matter don't you like cheeseburgers:D

photo chick
08-01-2007, 02:49 PM
This is the best one I've heard..lately... I was driving in Needles...A guy in a big truck pulled up next to me and asked me to roll my window down so I did... Then he says "Wanna have an extra marital affair?" :D

Budman13
08-01-2007, 02:57 PM
Go up to the lucky girl and ask if she knows the difference between a big mac and a BJ. When she says "no" ask her if she wants to go to lunch!!!!

Sleek-Jet
08-01-2007, 03:00 PM
... so do I pay you the money now, or after we are done??

my21advantage
08-01-2007, 03:25 PM
If I were a squirrel, I would put my nuts in your hole :jawdrop:

vee-driven
08-01-2007, 03:34 PM
I know i'm not the best lookin guy here, but i am the only one talkin to you.

Nord
08-01-2007, 03:38 PM
Classy lines here:rolleyes: This thread is cracking me up.... So no real casanovas around here I guess lol.....
As for me, I couldn't get laid in a ***** house with 10,000 one dollar bills stapled to my head right now with my sh*tt @ss attitude.....:mad:

rivercrazy
08-01-2007, 03:46 PM
In a bar:
Hey babe - this one's one me. Maybe later I can get on you!

CBadDad
08-01-2007, 03:47 PM
"Wanna dance"? Is always a good start, if she says no, then you can follow up with "then I guess a BJ is outta the question.
If she says yes, follow up with "my name is _______, what's yours?" Cheesey pick up lines are just that.
Then when you really want to close the deal, tell her you'e a cop and you can fix all of her unpaid parking tickets and get her a fireman sticker so she'll never get hassled again. :D

photo chick
08-01-2007, 03:48 PM
Well.....adjust the attitude dude!! :D
Classy lines here:rolleyes: This thread is cracking me up.... So no real casanovas around here I guess lol.....
As for me, I couldn't get laid in a ***** house with 10,000 one dollar bills stapled to my head right now with my sh*tt @ss attitude.....:mad:

River Lynchmob
08-01-2007, 03:56 PM
As for me, I couldn't get laid in a ***** house with 10,000 one dollar bills stapled to my head right now with my sh*tt @ss attitude.....:mad:[/QUOTE]
What do you mean now?

River Lynchmob
08-01-2007, 04:00 PM
[QUOTE=CBadDad;2706661]"Wanna dance"? Is always a good start, if she says no, then you can follow up with "then I guess a BJ is outta the question.
I have a slight variation on this one...you ask her if she would like to dance if she says no you say no what, no i don't want to dance...you say I didn't ask if you wanted to dance I said you look fat in those pants.
Or
Walk up to a girl lick your finger and wipe it on her top followed by "lets get you out of those wet clothes" You either get a real good laugh or a very red face.

thatguy
08-01-2007, 04:00 PM
Well.....adjust the attitude dude!! :D
Oh I disagree. Many pshyco nymphos love the "don't give a damn" attitude.
I know that is why I landed my wife. ( yes, a phsyco nympho) It drives her bananas that she can't get under my skin. (We are both 45)
She says she never knew a guy who gets to decide if he has sex or not until she met me. It's simple. DO NOT HIT ON THEM!!!!! Make them hit on US! If we all do it starting tonight, they will be fighting over us in no time! But I won't be there, I'll be at home deciding if I want to give in or not.;)
Tommy

Nord
08-01-2007, 04:25 PM
As for me, I couldn't get laid in a ***** house with 10,000 one dollar bills stapled to my head right now with my sh*tt @ss attitude.....:mad:
What do you mean now?[/QUOTE]
This is coming from someone who has been out of the game....:rolleyes: lol:D

HM
08-01-2007, 04:28 PM
I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I also nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Listen to that line yourself ladies.... (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Anchorman_The_Legend_Of_Ron_Burgundy&quote=nickname.txt&file=nickname.wav)

HM
08-01-2007, 04:31 PM
Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it.

HM
08-01-2007, 04:32 PM
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you.

River Lynchmob
08-01-2007, 05:12 PM
What do you mean now?
This is coming from someone who has been out of the game....:rolleyes: lol:D[/QUOTE]
simply taking a hiatus my friend...I wanted to let you have a chance :D :jawdrop:

HM
08-01-2007, 05:13 PM
Ahhh hemm. Cough Cough. Yes, I would like to invite you to the pants party.

CMATT21
08-01-2007, 05:32 PM
When I'm at the bar and see some cute girls, I just head up and ask them to buy me a drink. If they say no, then I ask for a couple bucks for a beer. I love the look on their faces. Most of the time they get turned off. Then the switch happens when I buy around for the boys and throw a nice tip to the bartender and they figure out I don't need S**T from them. The smart girls figure out that was your pick up line and like that your not using one of the 50 stupid lines in the posts above.
The conversation gets going and you either make out good or roll out with your boys. I use the same advise as a few other post above. Never let them see you coming...When you don't kiss ass your viewed as something special.
DR. MATTO

Baja Big Dog
08-01-2007, 05:58 PM
This is the best one I've heard..lately... I was driving in Needles...A guy in a big truck pulled up next to me and asked me to roll my window down so I did... Then he says "Wanna have an extra marital affair?" :D
yea, and IM a little disappointed in your response, normally I just laughed at , but you just showed my the finger....bummer!!!

vee-driven
08-01-2007, 06:18 PM
Hey baby, lucky for you i lowered my standards tonight, what do you say we get outta here!

Nord
08-01-2007, 06:32 PM
3 pages deep and still nothing...............Hmmmmmmmmmmmm:idea:
lmao!!!

3:30dirty
08-01-2007, 06:41 PM
My all time favorite.....
Your like a library book, cuz im checkin YOU out!

My Man's Sportin' Wood
08-01-2007, 06:46 PM
Let's go f*ck.
Seems to work every time. Or maybe Sportin' Wood is just an easy lay http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

NOTALENT
08-01-2007, 06:52 PM
"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you"
Plain and simple. It will make her smile too.;)
"sit on my face, and i will eat my way to your heart" :devil: :D
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute"
I thought this up one night and its worked quite a few times...they always seem to blush....;)
So what pickup line actually works on you.... When she asks why, say: So I dont strike out!

NOTALENT
08-01-2007, 06:55 PM
"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.":D
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?":eek: :D

N281PONY
08-01-2007, 07:11 PM
All time favorite...
Hey girl....when you going to let me in those guts

cvonscpa
08-01-2007, 07:17 PM
Nice ass! I can't believe you crap outta it!
I used that one on my wife the first day we met. Lucky for me she thought it was funny.

Baja Big Dog
08-01-2007, 07:37 PM
Do you feel sorry for virgins????:jawdrop:

Baja Big Dog
08-01-2007, 07:39 PM
C'mon..Im sober, and ID still hit you!!!:D
Tried it...
not good!!!!:eek:

Rexone
08-01-2007, 07:40 PM
This has worked for me... I just walk up and say "watch this" as I reach up and yank out a 3/4" long nose hair without even flinching and hold it up in the light.
Chicks love that shit. :)

shockwaveharry
08-01-2007, 07:49 PM
3 pages deep and still nothing...............Hmmmmmmmmmmmm:idea:
lmao!!!
Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my phone number... Can I have yours?? :D

HP350SC
08-01-2007, 08:06 PM
This has worked for me... I just walk up and say "watch this" as I reach up and yank out a 3/4" long nose hair without even flinching and hold it up in the light.
Chicks love that shit. :)
LMAO

thatguy
08-01-2007, 08:50 PM
This has worked for me... I just walk up and say "watch this" as I reach up and yank out a 3/4" long nose hair without even flinching and hold it up in the light.
Chicks love that shit. :)
Uh, out of her nose? What does a girl with 3/4" long nose hairs actually look like? :jawdrop:

EAZYKILLER2006
08-01-2007, 09:05 PM
true story
and funny at the time
my friend and i were shopping
hitting all the sales
this dude comes over :) and puts the sale sign over his head and said
"now will you pay attention to me"
we were embarrased, but had to laugh...
one time this friend said a guy was trying to talk to her
and she ignored him, so he yelled at her
"even dogs bark"
i am usally with hubby, so i dont get approched with lines lol

shockwaveharry
08-01-2007, 09:11 PM
i am usally with hubby, so i dont get approched with lines lol
Hey baby... Are your legs tired?? Cuz you've been running through my mind all night! ;)

Saab
08-01-2007, 09:20 PM
"people say its whats on the inside that counts, so why dont you open your legs and let me in?" haha heard that today on the radio.
Anyways If you wanna just get laid LIE YOUR AS OFF!!!! what worked for me a few times is walk upto the bar and order two drinks (i usaully get three) then have small talk with the chick your interested in, 2-3 sentences MAX! get your drinks and leave a fat tip and leave one drink at the bar, usually the chick will tell you you forgot the drink, tell her its hers, and enjoy.... if she is interested she will come talk to you later... but dont go back to her... just ignore her the rest of the nite.
if you want a friend with beni's be honest...break the ice and be honest... even though these deals usually turn into a chick falling in love with you and telling all your friends your a couple, then once you meet a girl who is gf material the beni is train wreck and a royal pain in the A$$.
I claim to be no casanova or player at all. But what I have found is first womens ego will get the best of them, if you seem un interested they get mad, and want to know why you dont want them. The times I had the best luck with the ladies is when there was a group of my friends just having the best time in the bar, be the loudest group, laughing, joking, they will want to know why you are having such a good time. anyways good luck. It may be completely wrong for you, but worked wonders for me!

rocket98
08-01-2007, 09:46 PM
Hey biotch "wanna fock"
Has never worked for me but might work for someone else. Always worth a try. :D
I was thinking of that one as well.
I have heard that this is the line that works the most " You wanna fuk"The one that I use most often is " PLEASE'

lucky
08-01-2007, 09:49 PM
Figured with all of the new single guys around here, the pimps could shed light........
From start to Finish, what do you do and say???
Ok Nord - After being a nice guy ( who i am , and will always be ) And not getting any where relationship wise - I think i'm going to hit the bars wiht -- Hey I don't want to know you , I just want to **** ? :D :D No mis comunications there !

Rexone
08-01-2007, 09:53 PM
Ok Nord - After being a nice guy ( who i am , and will always be ) And not getting any where relationship wise - I think i'm going to hit the bars wiht -- Hey I don't want to know you , I just want to **** ? :D :D No mis comunications there !
I thought your recent line was "I got Lucky". :confused:

EAZYKILLER2006
08-01-2007, 10:03 PM
Hey baby... Are your legs tired?? Cuz you've been running through my mind all night! ;)
cum on harry you know better than that
i wouldnt run from you;)
:D

Rexone
08-01-2007, 10:39 PM
This has worked for me... I just walk up and say "watch this" as I reach up and yank out a 3/4" long nose hair without even flinching and hold it up in the light.
Chicks love that shit. :)
Uh, out of her nose? What does a girl with 3/4" long nose hairs actually look like? :jawdrop:
No that would be my nose. Picture what a worn out toothbrush with the bristles all laid over looks like. Now double the length and die the bristles brown. You have the picture.
I would never consider approaching a woman with 3/4" nose hairs. My limit is 1/2" max.

YeLLowBoaT
08-01-2007, 11:05 PM
No that would be my nose. Picture what a worn out toothbrush with the bristles all laid over looks like. Now double the length and die the bristles brown. You have the picture.
I would never consider approaching a woman with 3/4" nose hairs. My limit is 1/2" max.
looks alot like this
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634s_honeymoon.JPG

Magic34
08-01-2007, 11:17 PM
Shame on you...taking advantage of the mentally challenged ladies.
Dude, even she couldn't remember it sober.

Magic34
08-01-2007, 11:22 PM
"Wanna get a pizza and fock? But lets skip the pizza"
In high school, I had a chick that was all over my nuts... She wasn't hot and I never wanted anything from her, even drunk.
One night, my buddy and I were out at a club, I had some nice hookups then :), and we didn't get back until like 6 AM. I parked my truck at his house and went to sleep. It was Sunday, so my mom went looking for me pissed because I was skipping church again, sleeping. She found my Tahoe, and on the window, that physco chick had left a note with that "pizza and fock" sentence on it on the windshield. My mom read it. I was mortified and damn embarassed. Mom shouldn't read that stuff. :D
Sorry, that just reminded me. :) Carry on.

Boy Named Sue
08-02-2007, 12:18 AM
No that would be my nose. Picture what a worn out toothbrush with the bristles all laid over looks like. Now double the length and die the bristles brown. You have the picture.
I would never consider approaching a woman with 3/4" nose hairs. My limit is 1/2" max.
Length limits? This ain't game fishing! If she does a braid or something creative or uses product, I'm getting laid! :messedup:

SPOCKER
08-02-2007, 05:37 AM
All that junk in the trunk ?? Can i be your junkman ??

Cigalert
08-02-2007, 06:13 AM
I met some chick at a bbq and we were heading out for cocktails. On the way to the bar I noticed she had a toe ring. In the most serious tone I could work up I asked "did it hurt when you got that?"
Now she's my wife.

socalmoney
08-02-2007, 06:28 AM
The times I had the best luck with the ladies is when there was a group of my friends just having the best time in the bar, be the loudest group, laughing, joking, they will want to know why you are having such a good time. anyways good luck. It may be completely wrong for you, but worked wonders for me!
I second this. If you have a fun group of friends and the chicks are hot in your group, it is easy to hit on chicks. They see the group and want to be a part of it. Get the chicks in your group to fawn over you. Have them touch your arms or your back a lot and have them laugh at everything you say. You won't even need a line, just go up and say "hey".

riverbound
08-02-2007, 07:09 AM
I just get them nice and drunk......that seems to make me really attractive;) :D

riverbound
08-02-2007, 07:10 AM
I just get them nice and drunk......that seems to make me really attractive;) :D

riverbound
08-02-2007, 07:11 AM
I just get them nice and drunk......that seems to make me really attractive;) :D

Baja Big Dog
08-02-2007, 07:13 AM
looks alot like this
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634s_honeymoon.JPG
This one would be easy........
My pecker looks like a snickers bar........and stand back!!:D

SB
08-02-2007, 07:31 AM
"Would it be to forward of me to invite you for a nitecap?"

River Lynchmob
08-02-2007, 07:47 AM
I just get them nice and drunk......that seems to make me really attractive;) :D
It just takes you till 2 am to acomplish this and by that time it's slim pickens for them so you are the mercy lay...even if it is a brontosarus :D :D

Jbb
08-02-2007, 07:50 AM
It just takes you till 2 am to acomplish this and by that time it's slim pickens for them so you are the mercy lay...even if it is a brontosarus :D :D
Brown has made an art of....."going bronto"
Look for his new book ...."Going Bronto... Squatch Style" on bookstore shelves by Xmas 07.......make a great stocking stuffer...!

whiteworks
08-02-2007, 08:31 AM
Ive..... got...... fudge!
herseys......chocalate.........kisses!
were talkin hagendaz babe.
"Andrew Dice Clay on big ones"

HotRod82
08-02-2007, 09:26 AM
Learn to dance....I mean REALLY learn to dance, then take your pick.

eliminatedsprinter
08-02-2007, 09:31 AM
Figured with all of the new single guys around here, the pimps could shed light........
From start to Finish, what do you do and say???
Back when I was a single guy, I had the best move/line ever invented. I would smile and say "hello". :)

photo chick
08-02-2007, 09:36 AM
Back when I was a single guy, I had the best move/line ever invented. I would smile and say "hello". :)
Perfect!

ratso
08-02-2007, 09:43 AM
"Will You Marry Me" has unfortunately worked a little TOO WELL in the past.http://www.***boat.com/forums/images/smilies/00000064.gif

thatguy
08-02-2007, 09:50 AM
looks alot like this
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634s_honeymoon.JPG
GOOD LORD! I am a sucker for bangs, though.
Tommy

Jetboatguru
08-02-2007, 09:55 AM
Perfect!
:D Hello.

photo chick
08-02-2007, 09:58 AM
:D Hello.
It doesn't work for everyone......in your case Tony you better think of something clever......;)

Jetboatguru
08-02-2007, 10:01 AM
In your case Tony you better think of something clever......;)
Ok, So if I were to see Photo Chick in a bar I would have to be clever?
Me- :D Hello
PC- I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Me- Thats good eatin
PC- Take me home and treat me like the pig that I am!
Works for me!

photo chick
08-02-2007, 10:04 AM
Ok, So if I were to see Photo Chick in a bar I would have to be clever?
Me- :D Hello
PC- I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Me- Thats good eatin
PC- Take me home and treat me like the pig that I am!
Works for me!
I'm thinking those words will never come outta my mouth!!

H20 Toie
08-02-2007, 10:13 AM
This has been working pretty well for me
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/IMG_1124.JPG

Dave C
08-02-2007, 10:17 AM
BANG.... I think we got a winner folks... ;) :D LOL
This has been working pretty well for me
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/IMG_1124.JPG

thatguy
08-02-2007, 10:24 AM
This has been working pretty well for me
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/IMG_1124.JPG
Enough said! There it is in a nutshell. Here is what happens when you let the girl actually drive your car or truck, note how cleanly she parked on the Ferrari. Says here heel got stuck.
Sorry, you gotta click, I can't get pics up with phototbucket.
Tommy
PS- My wife backed out of the garage the other day in her Tahoe with the hatch open. That was special also.

Miss Perfect
08-02-2007, 10:24 AM
Learn to dance....I mean REALLY learn to dance, then take your pick.
BINGO!

Jbb
08-02-2007, 10:29 AM
Ok, So if I were to see Photo Chick in a bar I would have to be clever?
Me- :D Hello
PC- I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Me- Thats good eatin
PC- Take me home and treat me like the pig that I am!
Works for me!
lmao.......Im thinkin the words ...."smack my ass & pull my hair" would be worked in there somewhere....

Taylor923
08-02-2007, 10:32 AM
Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you in the ground and grow a whole field of ya'll.

Cole Trickle
08-02-2007, 11:21 AM
I just tell them I own a DCB:D

USCFAN
08-02-2007, 11:23 AM
I just tell them I own a DCB:D
I knew I should try that.

Cole Trickle
08-02-2007, 11:29 AM
I knew I should try that.
Just park next to a F32 in the channel and lean closer to there boat when the ladys roll up;)
If it works for Kilr it can work for anyone:D:D

thatguy
08-02-2007, 11:55 AM
I am wondering when Mr. Hanson is going to share with us?

YeLLowBoaT
08-02-2007, 12:04 PM
I just tell them I own a DCB:D
that line must work great in the gay bars.

Benjhamina
08-02-2007, 12:55 PM
Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
How about we go back to your place, have some wine and some sex, you know, just see what happens.....

Boatcop
08-02-2007, 01:12 PM
"Hey Babe, it's time for bed."
It's worked every time for the past 30 years.
:D

nitro557
08-02-2007, 01:39 PM
im not long to get a hard with
fok me if im wrong but i think you want to kiss me - either goes good or bad
excuse me mam im doing a national taste test and want to know if you would like to be a sample
how many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop

riverbound
08-02-2007, 01:51 PM
This has been working pretty well for me
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/IMG_1124.JPG
I havent tried that line yet. Guess I will soon ;) do you think it will still work if its darker red??

BOBALOO
08-02-2007, 01:56 PM
I havent tried that line yet. Guess I will soon ;) do you think it will still work if its darker red??
Are you pickin this one up?:eek: :D
http://cwguy.com/wp-images/upload/File/200704/IMG_3017.JPG

riverbound
08-02-2007, 01:56 PM
im not long to get a hard with
fok me if im wrong but i think you want to kiss me - either goes good or bad
excuse me mam im doing a national taste test and want to know if you would like to be a sample
how many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop
am I the only one who has no clue what is trying to be said here:confused:

riverbound
08-02-2007, 01:57 PM
Are you pickin this one up?:eek: :D
http://cwguy.com/wp-images/upload/File/200704/IMG_3017.JPG
We used to call those Ferraro's. It was funny to see people roll those into the shop and try to pass it off for the real thing, then explain how well their "kit" resembles the real thing. :D

LAND_LOVER69
08-02-2007, 02:04 PM
Got any Italian in ya? :idea:
Want some?:D :D

Boatcop
08-02-2007, 02:14 PM
Got any Italian in ya? :idea:
Want some?:D :D
That's funny. I've said that to my wife a few times.

H20 Toie
08-02-2007, 03:01 PM
I havent tried that line yet. Guess I will soon ;) do you think it will still work if its darker red??
Not sure if the color matters ;)

River Lynchmob
08-02-2007, 03:55 PM
I havent tried that line yet. Guess I will soon ;) do you think it will still work if its darker red??
I'm pretty sure that would work in hot pink...especially if you had your cowboy hat on :)

socalmoney
08-02-2007, 04:02 PM
This has been working pretty well for me
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/IMG_1124.JPG
Can I barrow you line next weekend. I will wash it. haha

photo chick
08-02-2007, 04:05 PM
Got any Italian in ya? :idea:
Want some?:D :D
no joke....I've actually heard that one!

mobldj
08-02-2007, 05:24 PM
im james brown biatch

Devil's Advocate
08-02-2007, 06:15 PM
no joke....I've actually heard that one!
So have I.:D
No one-liners. But I know I've responded the same way a couple times. "No thanks, I've already got one asshole in my pants." :eek:

LAND_LOVER69
08-02-2007, 06:57 PM
So have I.:D
No one-liners. But I know I've responded the same way a couple times. "No thanks, I've already got one asshole in my pants." :eek:
Damn girl!!!!!! Milk sure did your body good!!!!!!
:D :D

LAND_LOVER69
08-02-2007, 06:58 PM
no joke....I've actually heard that one!
Well???????????
:eek: :D :eek: :D

H20 Toie
08-03-2007, 03:26 PM
no joke....I've actually heard that one!
But did it work?

AZJD
08-03-2007, 03:29 PM
I'm not gonna razzle dazzle you with a bunch of fancy pick up lines sweetie! I just wanna eat your p@#*y!.... :devil: Worked like a charm, more than once!

AZJD
08-03-2007, 03:33 PM
Got any Italian in ya? :idea:
Want some?:D :D
It would have worked better if you asked: Have you ever had Italian Sausage in the can?:D :D :D

MAINEVENT
08-03-2007, 03:48 PM
"So i've been thinking about what i was gonna come over and tell you for the past five minutes... and honestly I think i just wanna **** tonight, and leave it upto you to call me..."
<------ Worked with her and plenty like her... :D
Worx Like A Charm... Most guys just dont have the balls to say it...

fatboy95
08-03-2007, 10:44 PM
It's only 12 inches...you'll be a little sore for let's say....3 days