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rrrr
08-03-2007, 12:57 PM
WTF???? :jawdrop: :D :D
Sex with a street sign? (http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070801/NEWS/70801015)
Man arrested for public sex acts
By Matthew Gruchow
Argus Leader
Sioux Falls police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts.
Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home at 2613 W. Bailey St. after a man who lives in the 1200 block of North Kiwanis Avenue chased Dills out of his yard Monday evening, police spokesman Loren McManus said.
The man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod and chased him for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St., McManus said.
There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.
“We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,” he said.
He is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six charges of indecent exposure.
He is being held in the Minnehaha County jail on $100,000 cash bond.

Miss Perfect
08-03-2007, 02:00 PM
How do you have a sex act with a traffic sign? I'm confused :confused:

Jbb
08-03-2007, 02:02 PM
How do you have a sex act with a traffic sign? I'm confused :confused:
I bet Tom Brown can answer that question :D

MKEELINE
08-03-2007, 02:02 PM
How do you have a sex act with a traffic sign? I'm confused :confused:
You obviously haven't seen a yield sign in the moonlight.

HM
08-03-2007, 02:03 PM
How do you have a sex act with a traffic sign? I'm confused :confused:
The signs make him feel funny, like when he climbs the rope in gym class.

Miss Perfect
08-03-2007, 02:07 PM
It all makes sense now....nevermind, carry on....
Oh and now I know why Monica was pissed :D
http://anwo.com/store/media/sheepcrossing.JPG

rrrr
08-03-2007, 02:37 PM
It all makes sense now....nevermind, carry on....
Oh and now I know why Monica was pissed :D
http://anwo.com/store/media/sheepcrossing.JPG
LMFAO!!!!! Good one, MP. :D :D

fatboy95
08-03-2007, 03:27 PM
Bet the "slippery when wet" sign was popular