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yopengo
08-07-2007, 08:55 AM
OLD BOAT
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it!!
Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented
out his boat to a group from out-of-state who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to
Salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch allthat day and most of the evening.
Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife had died suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for his twin brother, John, and said: "I'm so sorry
for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid
of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and
she smell ed like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the
back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and
she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those
four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and
smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time
and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted.
:D :D :D