What do you say when the Mormons come knocking on your door

[socalmoney]

I get stuck there for like 5 minutes trying to be all nice and let them know I am not interested. I am not even sure why I answer the door. I even told them I was really heavy into Jesus (not really) thinking they would be like "right on, isn't he great, well have a terrific day". But they want me to be into their Jesus. I guess my Jesus isn't as good as theirs.
How do you do it?

[HM]

I ask them if they Fancy a Bum.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

It took me a long time to tell them no and just shut the door..:)

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I tell them I'm Roman Catholic. They usually run away screaming from fear.

[socalmoney]

I tell them I'm Roman Catholic. They usually run away screaming from fear.
I sent them to Menifee, there are a lot of people over there that need saving

[lilrick]

everybody knows the universal language of a shotgun being loaded...SCHUK-SCHUk....:D

[socalmoney]

everybody knows the universal language of a shotgun being loaded...SCHUK-SCHUk....:D
Damn, I was looking for a fun, amusing, nice way to rid them.
All my shotguns are autos.

[blown65]

They ring the bell and I just wave thru the window. Its not like I dont know why they are there. Usually doesn't take all that long for them to get the idea. :)

[CA Stu]

I crank Rick James, make a macho face and do pelvic thrusts at them.
Thanks
CA Stu

[Phat Matt]

I just tell them I picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. Cuz I like to party. :D

[Pussywhippled]

I tell them:
Zip it up, and zip it out...
They say:
Ah, ah, ok, bye bye.

[riverracerx]

Tell them you believe in one God and one Bible.

[HM]

I just tell them I picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. Cuz I like to party. :D
:D

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I sent them to Menifee, there are a lot of people over there that need saving
Funny, I sent them all to Murrieta to save all of the HippoChristians. They must be getting tired of going back and forth up the 215. :D
You guys are cracking me up.

[iRepo]

Don't say a word and just shut the door while they are speaking.

[fatboy95]

I'd be happy to listen while they are detailing my car and truck.

[Sleek-Jet]

Tell them you believe in one God and one Bible.
But did you know there is another testiment of Jesus Christ... that Christ visited the people in a distant land after the ressurection??
It's all here in your free copy of the Book of Mormon...
:D

[gramps]

I tell them I'm out of beer and on my way to the liquor store for more and ask them to drive me there.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

well you can also turn the t.v up rally loud and let them know you are in the middle of the excorcist.. :D

[Wavemaker]

"Honey it's for you!" and immediately move very quickly away from the door into another room.:jawdrop:

[Boatcop]

Ask them to come in. After they sit down, pop your favorite porn in the DVD.
They won't be back.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Ask them to come in. After they sit down, pop your favorite porn in the DVD.
They won't be back.
:jawdrop:

[fatboy95]

Ask them to come in. After they sit down, pop your favorite porn in the DVD.
They won't be back.
and say Look, it's written in the first Testicle

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

so do you do the same with Jahova witness.. ( sp ck) they will not leave very easy..

[Racey]

Pesky Mormons, I get all kinds of christians coming to the house, it's such a pain in the ass, beat it, you don't see me knockin on your door to teach you a science lesson, don't come to mine telling me magic stories about turning water into wine. :D

[HM]

and say Look, it's written in the first Testicle
That made me LOL...pretty loud. :D

[RitcheyRch]

I tell them not interested in joining their cult.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I tell them not interested in joining their cult.
LOL!! Cult is right.. if you have to go door to door to get people in your religion.. something is wrong.. with it..

[MKEELINE]

Open the door, yell "Hail Satan" and shut the door.

[fc-pilot]

everybody knows the universal language of a shotgun being loaded...SCHUK-SCHUk....:D
I saw a few of those in the two years I was a missionary.:eek: I was just upset that nobody had the guts to use it.:D
Paul

[whiteworks]

I'm quoting myself from another thread
"have any of you ever invited them in and talked to them? I was over at my freinds house one day and while I was there these two guys elder and elder showed up. my buddy invites them in and we all start talking for a few and have some lemonaide. My freind says that he is really glad they came back and appreiciates them offering to help with stuff around his house and then proceeds to get them started on work in his back yard. So I ask him whats the deal and he tells me that they stopped by a few weeks ago for the first time and he was asking them questions about there mission, they then proceeded to tell him about the service aspects of the deal and offer to help him with things around the house. he said that they had been coming by once a week and all he had to do was listen to them a bit and give them lemonaide and they would work. this went on for a few months and his backyard turned out great. :D :D "

[Pheelin Phroggy]

How do you determine which wife to bang on Saturdays?

[Sleek-Jet]

LOL!! Cult is right.. if you have to go door to door to get people in your religion.. something is wrong.. with it..
You mean like the all the Christian missionaries in South America and Africa?? :idea:

[msc5195]

After about a minute of talking just ask them to hold on a sec and then turn around and yell into the house "Hey Babe, hey Babe, just use the dildo and keep it juicy until I get back, I will only be another minute." Then turn to them and say "Sorry about that, just trying to get me some strange before the wife gets home.":jawdrop:

[fc-pilot]

I'd be happy to listen while they are detailing my car and truck.
I served in Montana, and ended up branding a lot of cattle keeping them to their word. You better be careful, they might hold you to that.
Paul

[ULTRA26 # 1]

"I have my own faith that I am quite comfortable with"
I have never had anyone push the issue after telling them this.

[fc-pilot]

Ask them to come in. After they sit down, pop your favorite porn in the DVD.
They won't be back.
Seen that one done. Come on, get original.;)
Paul

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

You mean like the all the Christian missionaries in South America and Africa?? :idea:
hmmmm good question.. do they force it on them or just offer them to listen.. I don't know how it is there. :jawdrop: :)

[fc-pilot]

How do you determine which wife to bang on Saturdays?
Draw straws.:D
Paul

[Sleek-Jet]

hmmmm good question.. do they force it on them or just offer them to listen.. I don't know how it is there. :jawdrop: :)
I don't know either, but I've never been "forced" to listen to a Mormon missionary. Like I said in the other thread, I've talked to more than a few of them and they are all good kids.
... but I do need a lawn put in... :idea:

[Boatcop]

Seen that one done. Come on, get original.;)
Paul
Did they jump up and down, pointing at the TV, yelling:
"LOOK, LOOK! THEY'RE DOING THE MISSIONARY POSITION!"
I didn't think so.
:D

[fc-pilot]

You mean like the all the Christian missionaries in South America and Africa?? :idea:
Hey Sleek-Jet, that is not nice using facts around this place. That is not allowed around here. :confused:
Paul

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I don't know either, but I've never been "forced" to listen to a Mormon missionary. Like I said in the other thread, I've talked to more than a few of them and they are all good kids.
... but I do need a lawn put in... :idea:
LOL!! I don't dislike the kids.. it's the people Usually older.. that wont take no thank you for an answer..
the kids are doing what they are told and shown by the elders. :D

[fc-pilot]

After about a minute of talking just ask them to hold on a sec and then turn around and yell into the house "Hey Babe, hey Babe, just use the dildo and keep it juicy until I get back, I will only be another minute." Then turn to them and say "Sorry about that, just trying to get me some strange before the wife gets home.":jawdrop:
I do have to give you credit, that is a good one.:D I got a good laugh out of it.
Paul

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Hey Sleek-Jet, that is not nice using facts around this place. That is not allowed around here. :confused:
Paul
and I thought I was the only one confused about facts.. I guess not.. :D :D

[socalmoney]

They are good kids and I wish them well. They need some cool shades and skinny ties they would look just like the crew from Resivor Dogs.
http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0413.jpg

[BrendellaJet]

I'm quoting myself from another thread
"have any of you ever invited them in and talked to them? I was over at my freinds house one day and while I was there these two guys elder and elder showed up. my buddy invites them in and we all start talking for a few and have some lemonaide. My freind says that he is really glad they came back and appreiciates them offering to help with stuff around his house and then proceeds to get them started on work in his back yard. So I ask him whats the deal and he tells me that they stopped by a few weeks ago for the first time and he was asking them questions about there mission, they then proceeded to tell him about the service aspects of the deal and offer to help him with things around the house. he said that they had been coming by once a week and all he had to do was listen to them a bit and give them lemonaide and they would work. this went on for a few months and his backyard turned out great. :D :D "
Thats funny.
How come only the guys go door to door? What about the women?

[HM]

and I thought I was the only one confused about facts.. I guess not.. :D :D
No, no. You are just uneducated. :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

No, no. You are just uneducated. :D :D
ROTFLMAO!! true.. :D :D :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Thats funny.
How come only the guys go door to door? What about the women?
they feel their place is in the home.. :idea: :D :D

[Mandelon]

Just politely tell them No, Thank You I am not interested and gently close the door....Same as I do to all the salesmen and solicitors who come by.
I have had a rash of telecom salesmen coming to our office lately. No one can seem to touch the deal we get now, so I send them packing quickly.
These two young white boys sure looked like LDS guys so I asked if they were.....no just telecom guys.
Adios....

[fc-pilot]

Did they jump up and down, pointing at the TV, yelling:
"LOOK, LOOK! THEY'RE DOING THE MISSIONARY POSITION!"
I didn't think so.
:D
True! Most of them have no idea that positions have names.:confused:
Paul

[Sleek-Jet]

LOL!! I don't dislike the kids.. it's the people Usually older.. that wont take no thank you for an answer..
the kids are doing what they are told and shown by the elders. :D
I've never had anyone older than about 19 come to my door from the LDS...
Now the Jehova's Witnesses... oh I've got some stories about them...

[fc-pilot]

Thats funny.
How come only the guys go door to door? What about the women?
The girls go door to door too. They just visit the nice people.:D
Paul

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I've never had anyone older than about 19 come to my door from the LDS...
Now the Jehova's Witnesses... oh I've got some stories about them...
LOL!! they are very pushy..stick their foot in the door when you go to shut it.. I hear ya..
Mormons we don't get here.. they have been here maybe 2 times out of the 30 some years we have been here..

[BigDogIvan]

Jehova's showed at my folks house one year Christmas morning @ 8:30. I don't think they have ever set foot back in their yard after my mom used every four letter word in the dictionary and slamed the door in their face. :eek:

[RitcheyRch]

Haven't had the Morons, I mean Mormons show up here lately considering Santa Clarita is predominantly Mormon.

[Pussywhippled]

After about a minute of talking just ask them to hold on a sec and then turn around and yell into the house "Hey Babe, hey Babe, just use the dildo and keep it juicy until I get back, I will only be another minute." Then turn to them and say "Sorry about that, just trying to get me some strange before the wife gets home.":jawdrop:
Damn...
Now I can't wait until they show up again.
I'm on it.

[HalletDave]

I tell them I already belong to their church. I pop open a Coors and wink.;)
And then I tell them I'm on the "Jack Mormon" plan.

[djunkie]

Don't say a word and just shut the door while they are speaking.
Me too. Same goes for telemarketers. I usually hang up the phone before they're done with their 1st sentence. :D :D

[RitcheyRch]

My ex-wife claimed she was a "Jack Mormon" as well.
I tell them I already belong to their church. I pop open a Coors and wink.;)
And then I tell them I'm on the "Jack Mormon" plan.

[The Doctor]

The best stories come from the missionaries themselves. My entire family are "Crazy Mormons." These missionaries have heard it all-every day something new, too. Four of my six kids served missions and, as a father, I couldn't have given them better training for the "Real World" than their missions gave them, well, maybe the military could've given them something similar. Two of them are regular posters here. If you didn't know we were Mormons, you'd think we were almost normal to boot! We have five v-drive boats, four drag race cars, build/drive everything ourselves, run our own family business and still never miss Church, go figure?
I see the JWs at my door often and, as a result of our missionary experiences feel the need to remain civil but I do tell them I'm pleased with my current place in life. I suspect most Mormon missionaries would understand that too? O course, there are extremists in every group but they get sent packing from 99 out of 100 doors, I'd bet they all prefer kind treatment while saying no but maybe that's not your style. I respect that too?
Oh, by the way, they knocked on our door and my wife and I joined as a result? Absolutely one of the best decisions I ever made. This missionary stuff works sometimes, I guess?

[Baja Big Dog]

The best stories come from the missionaries themselves. My entire family are "Crazy Mormons." These missionaries have heard it all-every day something new, too. Four of my six kids served missions and, as a father, I couldn't have given them better training for the "Real World" than their missions gave them, well, maybe the military could've given them something similar. Two of them are regular posters here. If you didn't know we were Mormons, you'd think we were almost normal to boot! We have five v-drive boats, four drag race cars, build/drive everything ourselves, run our own family business and still never miss Church, go figure?
I see the JWs at my door often and, as a result of our missionary experiences feel the need to remain civil but I do tell them I'm pleased with my current place in life. I suspect most Mormon missionaries would understand that too? O course, there are extremists in every group but they get sent packing from 99 out of 100 doors, I'd bet they all prefer kind treatment while saying no but maybe that's not your style. I respect that too?
Oh, by the way, they knocked on our door and my wife and I joined as a result? Absolutely one of the best decisions I ever made. This missionary stuff works sometimes, I guess?
Dude...why the red print, I got a head ache!!:D
Ive heard that from more than one parent, got two bro's from school that did missions 25 years ago....they loved it...both are alcoholics now!

[twowheeledfish]

Ask them to come in. After they sit down, pop your favorite porn in the DVD.
They won't be back.
LOL.... my old neighbor/good friend actually did something similar to this. He invited them in (while wearing nothing but his boxers), opened a beer, lit a cigarette, and popped a porn in the dvd player. Nice.

[fatboy95]

How do you determine which wife to bang on Saturdays?
the one that isn't cramping and bloating:eek:

[fatboy95]

My ex-wife claimed she was a "Jack Mormon" as well.
that just means she is ambidextrous,

[fatboy95]

The girls go door to door too. They just visit the nice people.:D
Paul
do they practice Pre-Polygamy???

[The Doctor]

Dude...why the red print, I got a head ache!! :D
My favorite crayon color in kindergarten maybe? I don't think it was to bug you -- was it?
Ive heard that from more than one parent, got two bro's from school that did missions 25 years ago....they loved it...both are alcoholics now!
No! Say it isn't so! I thought Church made us immediately perfect for life? You're not insinuating we are real people too? Thanks, I think?

[78Anthonyjet]

I used to let the Rottie answer the door, ( usually open in the summer time) I am not sure what she said while barking at them, but they seemed to speak her language and decided it was a good time to go next door.
PS: Works great for the whitneses too.
hope the new rott pup speaks the same language.

[KreatinKaos]

They never seem willing to talk about my religion ... santeria :devil:

[billet racing 1]

My brother just out of the shower, with nothing but a towel around his waist. OOPS
Jerry

[work2play]

The best way to keep Mormon missionaries from knocking on your door.... The next time they knocking, invite them in and listen to their message. Then let them baptize you. That'll teach those dirty rotten missionaries. And they'll stop bothering you.

[Throttle]

let me go get my bike...

['78 gt boat]

My parents and little sister are mormon and not bad people. I just tell them that I don't like them preaching to me and they normally don't. The do however help out a lot when needed as do the missionaries. My sister was on her mission in Pensylvania during 911 about 2 miles from where one of the planes crashed and she helped a lot of people cope with things. All in all they can be a little annoying when you are working in the garage and they sneak up on you:mad: :mad:

[jschwing73]

Answer the door in a towel or naked..................they won't come back!!:D

[wolfie]

We live in the heart of Mormonville. I had one follow me to the sons car. I politely told them I was not interested. The one kept on. He finally asked why I wouldn't listen to him. I told him finally that I thought his religion was crap thinking that would stop him. It didn't. He held onto the door of my son's El Camino to try to convince me to listen. I finally told him that he was about to loose his F'in hand if he didn't let go 'cause the door was closing. Then they stood behind the car. The son had to start backing up to get them to leave us alone. One tried the foot in the door and the wife shut it on him. It was 9:30 at night and she was heading to bed and they wouldn't let her leave.

[Scapegoat1]

I simply ask speak if they speak and read english clearly, when they reply yes I then ask why they believe that the no solisitation sign did not include them.
I don't feel that I am being rude when it is clearly posted on the front doors of the entrance.

[boatsnblondes]

I'm quoting myself from another thread
"have any of you ever invited them in and talked to them? I was over at my freinds house one day and while I was there these two guys elder and elder showed up. my buddy invites them in and we all start talking for a few and have some lemonaide. My freind says that he is really glad they came back and appreiciates them offering to help with stuff around his house and then proceeds to get them started on work in his back yard. So I ask him whats the deal and he tells me that they stopped by a few weeks ago for the first time and he was asking them questions about there mission, they then proceeded to tell him about the service aspects of the deal and offer to help him with things around the house. he said that they had been coming by once a week and all he had to do was listen to them a bit and give them lemonaide and they would work. this went on for a few months and his backyard turned out great. :D :D "
Dam if you don't have something there....I gotta try that...focking GENIUS, your friend....and all I gotta do is pour lemonade and listen to them try to convert me, huh?? Focking genius....I'll post before and after pics in a few months...them bastards come by once a week looking for someone-anyone, to be nice to them......
For the JW's???? As one poster said, they turned up at 8:30am on Christmas morning...do that, and I'll turn the hose on you....

[Run_em_Hard]

One tried the foot in the door and the wife shut it on him. It was 9:30 at night and she was heading to bed and they wouldn't let her leave.
Seriously you should have gotten thier names and gotten someones Ass in trouble. They are not allowed to be with women alone, period.

[Run_em_Hard]

Living up in Utah we see Missionaries as much as the next. There is no need to be rude, unless needed. All of my Aunts, Uncles and cousins are mormons and 80% have gone on missions. Most of the missionaries are pretty cool. When I was still in High School, me and my father made really good friends with a missionary from Alaska. We just simply told them that they we more than welcome to come by and visit but not about religion. They came by almost every week just to shoot the shit.

[OC28HEAT]

Answer the door in a towel or naked..................they won't come back!!:D
I did this for the witness when i was sixteen it seemed that the only time they could come by was saturday morning when I was sleeping and my parents where at breakfast. funny thing is I was at moms house three weeks ago (22 years later mind you) and I watched them go to every house but hers

[Cigalert]

Luckily, in whitey town, I'm safetly nestled behind the heavenly gates of the Rick Warren and wholy Saddleback church.
But if they ever do happen to make it across the rabid midget filled moat, past the absinthe throwing gargoyles and a safe passage through the fire swamp I would like to have them come in and help me shave my chode. I can never seem to reach that area.

[AZJD]

Slayer, South of Heaven always worked for me.....:devil:

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

"I have my own faith that I am quite comfortable with"
I have never had anyone push the issue after telling them this.
Honestly, that's about my same way of dealing with it.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Dam if you don't have something there....I gotta try that...focking GENIUS, your friend....and all I gotta do is pour lemonade and listen to them try to convert me, huh?? Focking genius....I'll post before and after pics in a few months...them bastards come by once a week looking for someone-anyone, to be nice to them......
For the JW's???? As one poster said, they turned up at 8:30am on Christmas morning...do that, and I'll turn the hose on you....
Wow, that's a very Christian way to respond. I'm sure you were joking, though.

[maxwedge]

You gotta be shittin me! Guess who just showed up at my door while I was reading this thread. I seriously considered opening the door and saying "You gotta be shitting me! Speak of the Devil!" But instead I just didn't answer it, much to the dog's dismay.
They were kind enough to leave me a pamplet, which if I'm not mistaken shows a hot blonde girl in long black boots with no pants on riding a horse. You guys judge for yourselves. Sorry for the blurry pic, but it's a pic of a pic. In any event, it's pretty clear she has a nice rack.:D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/jw11.jpg
Maybe one of you would be kind enough to inquire about her for me if they come to you door with this brochure. You know something like: "Damn! Is that chick on the horse half naked?":D

[jh4rt]

I usually just say: "...if we start talking about metaphysics and epistemology, well...then You'd tell me about your beliefs; I'd tell you about mine and pretty soon you'd want to go my way, and I'd hate to do that to you and your family, so how about if we just leave it at that?"
BTW: I'm married to a mormon. She is not practicing and never did a mission, but her family still practice. They don't bother me about it at all, as we have had the conversation above.

[River Runin]

so do you do the same with Jahova witness.. ( sp ck) they will not leave very easy..
Wow, Glad you guy's showed up today!...I was just looking around for some paper to light the BBQ, Here's $.50 cents for that crap your trying to sell! --- Thanks, Bye!
This works the best tho!----Hey good morning!---Ooooh, Before you get started, and Since your @ My front door---Please, don't talk, Just Listen!---I got 50 cents, for that rag trying to push----you can say thank you, and good bye now---No More No Less!--And Please!, try to make sure that no more of you Cult members stop bye!---I might not be as friendly!---Have a good day! ;)

[boatsnblondes]

Wow, that's a very Christian way to respond. I'm sure you were joking, though.
JW's are no more Christian than Muslims...for them to turn up at my door on Christmas morning, they deserve what they get...:D

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

JW's are no more Christian than Muslims...for them to turn up at my door on Christmas morning, they deserve what they get...:D
I have one acronym for you
WWJD?
I'm not going to get into a debate on how your religion is more Christian than others. Everyone thinks theirs is correct. JWs and Mormons believe Christ was the son of God. That lumps them into the Christian category for me. There are hundreds of religions that call themselves "Christians." Just because they don't celebrate Christ in the same manner as you does not make them any less Christian.

[boatsnblondes]

I have one acronym for you
WWJD?
I'm not going to get into a debate on how your religion is more Christian than others. Everyone thinks theirs is correct. JWs and Mormons believe Christ was the son of God. That lumps them into the Christian category for me. There are hundreds of religions that call themselves "Christians." Just because they don't celebrate Christ in the same manner as you does not make them any less Christian.
Better go back and read exactly what JW's believe. You might be shocked....:eek: In any case, I have no need to debate this either...needless to say, the idea of them showing up at someone's house at 8:30 on Christmas morning doesn't anger you the least bit?? they know what they are doing, and they do it on purpose....that agers me...such a selfish act and imposition...as for Mormans, you need to keep reading...don't get me wrong, I have LOTS of Morman friends...but there are serious unanswered questions...but I love them, they are great people...:D JW's I can't stand...I see them as a cult....lost people....

[Pussywhippled]

Answer the door in a towel or naked..................they won't come back!!:D
If I did, you're right...
If my wife did they wouldn't leave...

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I agree that showing up on Christmas is over the top. I've seen it happen at my aunts house. I know both religions have kinda strange (being PC here) beliefs by Christian standards, however, the bottom line is what I stated above. They believe in the immaculate conception and that Christ is the son of God. You may believe that going to your special planet when you die is goofy, but personally, I think a virgin getting pregnant is a bit goofy, but that's just me. Glad you enjoy your faith. :)

[STV_Keith]

Unless I know the person on the other side of the peephole, I never open the door. They knock/ring the bell, I say "can I help you". Most solicitors will turn around and leave right then.
Haven't had any of the LDS peeps come by, but I bet it would be short and sweet with them too.

[Hardly Satisfied]

Say no thank you and close the door, You won't see them again.

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Although I have met some over the top Mormons, most I have met are very decent people. I have had some issues, but usually a "no thank you" will suffice. I don't think they teach them to go over the top and not leave when asked. That's a problem with the individual, not the religion.

[257]

showed up at my door on christmas after a few
choice words to them, and dont forget to tell
them to take cross your name out of there
notepad, now they just walk by but dont
wave

[Jbb]

If you're Tom Brown you say.......I would like to talk.....polyps....:D

[Tom Brown]

Polyps are to the ass what the auto-luber is to the chain saw. :cool:

[Kachina26]

Mormons won't ride their bike up my steep driveway, the JW's just ask if I have spanish speaking neighbors. Spanish speaking neighbors, yeah, they're hard to find :rolleyes:

[Some Kind Of Monster]

I suppose you could answer wearing a Warren Jeffs mask.. Seriously.. Just kidding folks.

[cave]

I live right in the middle of Mormon town and never had any of them stop by and want to talk to me.:D. I think its because the neighbors keep telling them I need saving.:devil:
Actually Most of my neighbors are Morman and we all get along great till Sunday. They all keep to themselves but heck they watch the house for me while I'm out boating or riding. Seem to be good folk.

[OverKill]

I live right in the middle of Mormon town and never had any of them stop by and want to talk to me.:D. I think its because the neighbors keep telling them I need saving.:devil:
Actually Most of my neighbors are Morman and we all get along great till Sunday. They all keep to themselves but heck they watch the house for me while I'm out boating or riding. Seem to be good folk.
Cave I thought you would be out at the lake today?? Just under 2 more weeks til Havasu. Now that I think about it, my cousin was suppose to get the directions to me yesterday. Let me call him right now then I will give you a call and BS for a while.
OverKill

[Garrddogg]

I get stuck there for like 5 minutes trying to be all nice and let them know I am not interested. I am not even sure why I answer the door. I even told them I was really heavy into Jesus (not really) thinking they would be like "right on, isn't he great, well have a terrific day". But they want me to be into their Jesus. I guess my Jesus isn't as good as theirs.
How do you do it?
1. Ok obvios one is answer the door NEKID,
2. just like telemarketers on the phone just tell them to hang on just a min and youll be back,after about 10 min they will get the hint and pound sand!!
when telemarketers call I just tell them to hang on just a min, set the phone down and go about my day!!:D

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

1. Ok obvios one is answer the door NEKID,
2. just like telemarketers on the phone just tell them to hang on just a min and youll be back,after about 10 min they will get the hint and pound sand!!
when telemarketers call I just tell them to hang on just a min, set the phone down and go about my day!!:D
LOL, I've done that.
That is, answer the door nekid not number 2.
just kidding. I've let them hang on the line. Actually, I don't tell them to hold on though. I just set the phone down. They finish their schpiel, then I can hear "Mrs. Knoll? . . . . are you there? . . . hellloooo? Mrs. Knoll? . . ." meanwhile, we are laughing our butts off at the kitchen table, because, of course, they always call at dinner time.

[scooooter7]

The Mormon book left out one important thing.
When the Bible stated that Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Life....
The Mormon book left out the Truth. Go figure.

[rideorange]

when a mormon comes knocking on my door i usually just say....
"hey honey" then i let my girlfriend in and ask her bout her crazy mormon day.. :D

[Quality Time]

I did not read this entire thread, but I had a Pastor tell me to ask them to say the pledge to the flag with them.

[TRG]

I get stuck there for like 5 minutes trying to be all nice and let them know I am not interested. I am not even sure why I answer the door. I even told them I was really heavy into Jesus (not really) thinking they would be like "right on, isn't he great, well have a terrific day". But they want me to be into their Jesus. I guess my Jesus isn't as good as theirs.
How do you do it?
My daughter (4yo) throws up a double set of "The Horns" if the Slayer or Maiden isnt enough!!...usually enough said!

[fc-pilot]

I did not read this entire thread, but I had a Pastor tell me to ask them to say the pledge to the flag with them.
Is that concerning the JW or Morons (I mean Mormons)? Just curious.
Paul