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Jbb
08-20-2007, 07:48 PM
....How bout a little something ...you know ...for the effort.....and he says.......

hoolign
08-20-2007, 07:57 PM
....How bout a little something ...you know ...for the effort.....and he says.......
'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. :idea:

Steamin' Rice
08-20-2007, 08:09 PM
so I got that goin' for me...

Tom Brown
08-20-2007, 08:10 PM
Classic. :cool:

Sleek-Jet
08-21-2007, 06:49 AM
....How bout a little something ...you know ...for the effort.....and he says.......
unga... unga... unga galloonga...
which means...
when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness
:D

Jordy
08-21-2007, 06:58 AM
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. :jawdrop:

charlyox
08-21-2007, 07:18 AM
So he stiffs me and says gunga gadunga.

Rock-A-Bye-Baby
08-21-2007, 08:29 AM
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking

jh4rt
08-21-2007, 08:33 AM
"...so I got that going for me,....which is nice..."

Froggystyle
08-21-2007, 09:21 AM
$20 says he eats it...

Sleek-Jet
08-21-2007, 09:53 AM
Oh... no money for college??? Well, the world needs ditch diggers to...

Powerquestboy
08-21-2007, 10:37 AM
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking
so we get up to the first tee and I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one..big hitter...the lama. Into a ten thousand foot crevase right at the base of this glacier.

XFactor
08-21-2007, 10:42 AM
Carl: ...I don't think the hard stuffs going to come down for awhile.
Lacy: Ty.......Interesting. Bet you got a lot of ties?
Ty: What do you mean?
Lacy: Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties Ty?

Powerquestboy
08-21-2007, 10:43 AM
Carl: you know people think I'm an idiot or something
Ty: no...people dont say that about you as far as you know
Carl: This is hybrid, its cross between a kentucky blue grass and california sensamilla.
Ty: yeah I've felt grass like this before
Carl: the great thing about this stuff is you can play 36 holes on it and come home and get stoned to the begeezus belts.

SB
08-21-2007, 01:01 PM
Hmm, an uncashed check for $70,000.
The pond would be good for you.
I now christen you, The Flying Wasp.
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I'd pay good $ to see some baller here name his boat the flying wasp.:D

shippingguy
08-21-2007, 01:04 PM
Do you do drugs Danny? Everyday sir. Good...Good.