Jetboatguru in Blythe Labor Day

[Cs19]

So is the infamous Jetboatguru going to grace us with his presence Labor Day weekend? Will he bring a flat to saw everyone off with?
Will one of the jets break it off DEEP and send him packing to norcal?
:confused:

[Johnwithjm]

So is the infamous Jetboatguru going to grace us with his presence Labor Day weekend? Will he bring a flat to saw everyone off with?
Will one of the jets break it off DEEP and send him packing to norcal?
:confused:
If the SUPERSTAR shows the smack will be laid down on him.

[Jetboatguru]

Wow, the two combatants are posting in the same thread. The last time I was Lost Lake I had a bad oil filter mishap. :confused:

[Johnwithjm]

Wow, the two combatants are posting in the same thread. The last time I was Lost Lake I had a bad oil filter mishap. :confused:
Ok so you can not change your oil yourself. I am still trying to get the oil of the garage floor for your VALDEZ.

[cyclone]

This sounds like an episode of "Pinks" waiting to happen.

[Johnwithjm]

This sounds like an episode of "Pinks" waiting to happen.
Don't worry Fallen star will not show.

[Jetboatguru]

Don't worry Fallen star will not show.
Johnwithslowboat,
Remember you have to get by the Red Cup team first. Last I heard they were clawing to get first crack at you. You better hop that thing up so you dont get beaten like a rented mule.

[Johnwithjm]

Johnwithslowboat,
Remember you have to get by the Red Cup team first. Last I heard they were clawing to get first crack at you. You better hop that thing up so you dont get beaten like a rented mule. Twinkle twinkle fallen superstar. Gold cup will be ready will you???????????

[Jetboatguru]

Twinkle twinkle fallen superstar. Gold cup will be ready will you???????????
Wow you are quite the poet.
Where do I place my wager?

[pw_Tony]

This sounds like an episode of "Pinks" waiting to happen.
LMAO

[Cs19]

Roses are red violets are blue john d will get sawed off and so will guru.

[Jetboatguru]

Roses are red violets are blue john d will get sawed off and so will guru.
Roses are Red , Violets are blue You are a donkey for calling me out when I won't even have a boat to race.:D

[Johnwithjm]

Roses are red violets are blue john d will get sawed off and so will guru.
Once you get bye the Red dragon we will talk:jawdrop:

[Jetboatguru]

Now CS,
I was putting my money on you to club John. Don't let me down son.

[Cs19]

john D,
roses are red and voilets are blue dragon goes down as well as you

[cyclone]

i'm not placing my bet until after monday's test session......in the meantime, i'm will say this: I'm leaving on every mofo that i line up against. muahahahaha!:D

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

I heard M&D was trying to make it out. Rumor has it that Tony bought a Magnum runnerbottom with a souped up 396...:)

[Jetboatguru]

i'm not placing my bet until after monday's test session......in the meantime, i'm will say this: I'm leaving on every mofo that i line up against. muahahahaha!:D
thats the spirit. If you aint cheatin you aint trying.

[cyclone]

thats the spirit. If you aint cheatin you aint trying.
shake n' bake.

[Johnwithjm]

shake n' bake.
Easy Frenchie:)

[Cs19]

I heard M&D was trying to make it out. Rumor has it that Tony bought a Magnum runnerbottom with a souped up 396...:)
Ya bullshit.... A little cell phone video leaked out earlier this week which featured M&D warming up a blown alky motor with a big ugly injector hat on an engine stand in his back yard, sounded pretty serious.396 my ass:)

[Johnwithjm]

Ya bullshit.... A little cell phone video leaked out earlier this week which featured M&D warming up a blown alky motor with a big ugly injector hat on an engine stand in his back yard, sounded pretty serious.396 my ass:) This is a true statement

[cyclone]

Easy Frenchie:)
so what's the deal with your other crew chief punkin out and not coming out to the river? Not enough peer pressure?

[Cs19]

I'm leaving on every mofo that i line up against. muahahahaha!:D
Ill let you have the jump, 20 pack says I drive by you on motor.
that boweye must be worn out from draggin in through the water all season.

[cyclone]

Ill let you have the jump, 20 pack says I drive by you on motor.
that boweye must be worn out from draggin in through the water all season.
deal. we doin this monday or what?

[Johnwithjm]

so what's the deal with your other crew chief punkin out and not coming out to the river? Not enough peer pressure? I only have one crew chief and he will be there. If you mean Steve I think Tracy has to work.

[cyclone]

I only have one crew chief and he will be there. If you mean Steve I think Tracy has to work.
weak sauce. you need to get little chief the carb whisperer out there.

[Cs19]

deal. we doin this monday or what?
no at the river

[HBjet]

Ya bullshit.... A little cell phone video leaked out earlier this week which featured M&D warming up a blown alky motor with a big ugly injector hat on an engine stand in his back yard, sounded pretty serious.396 my ass:)
I actually saw this video last night. It's real.

[MudPumper]

Ill let you have the jump, 20 pack says I drive by you on motor.
that boweye must be worn out from draggin in through the water all season.
Chris, we took a file and knife edged the bow eye. Then we speed coated it so it should be a problem. Helps it run nice and straight. :D

[cyclone]

Chris, we took a file and knife edged the bow eye. Then we speed coated it so it should be a problem. Helps it run nice and straight. :D
hmm. i get the leave (i'd leave first anyway), he's rusty, and my place diverter still works. BRING YOUR GOGGLES BITCH!:D

[Jetboatguru]

So who will take home the championship? Will it be the red cups or the sippy cups?

[FuelInMyVeins82]

So who will take home the championship? Will it be the red cups or the sippy cups?
LOL and I thought this thread was supposed to be about you bringing some hardwear out and showing us jet guys how its done. :devil:

[IMPATIENT 1]

deal. we doin this monday or what?
SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE VIDEO OF THIS!!!:D

[Jetboatguru]

You guys are 2 years late on me bringing out the hardware. Not one of you bozos could have handled the Harte Attack on the bottle. Peasants!:D

[Rexone]

Tony is it true you're taking the BAF?

[Jetboatguru]

Tony is it true you're taking the BAF?
SHHHHHHHHHH:idea: :idea:

[Red Rocket]

You guys are 2 years late on me bringing out the hardware. Not one of you bozos could have handled the Harte Attack on the bottle. Peasants!:D
I could be mistaken, but wasn't that the one you couldn't handle yourself?:D

[Johnwithjm]

I could be mistaken, but wasn't that the one you couldn't handle yourself?:D I am not sure but one of those flats he had spilled oil all over at Lost lake.

[Jetboatguru]

I could be mistaken, but wasn't that the one you couldn't handle yourself?:D
Listen Red lipstick,
the only mishap I had Was in the Cole Cash at Casa De John. I made the unfortunate mistake of racing in Flip flops and I almost flip flopped my ass into the drink.
Then there was the oil filter thing. But I can explain that one.
I was diligently working on the Cole Cash at John's. I had just drained the oil and was installing the filter. I hand tightened it and was going for the Filter wrench when all of a sudden John says "Hey Tony can you come help me install these spark plugs?" I say sure John and I nicely go to help him. Meanwhile the oil filter never got tightened and the rest is history.
Never had that happen again.
Thanks for caring Mike.

[Red Rocket]

Listen Red lipstick,
the only mishap I had Was in the Cole Cash at Casa De John. I made the unfortunate mistake of racing in Flip flops and I almost flip flopped my ass into the drink.
Then there was the oil filter thing. But I can explain that one.
I was diligently working on the Cole Cash at John's. I had just drained the oil and was installing the filter. I hand tightened it and was going for the Filter wrench when all of a sudden John says "Hey Tony can you come help me install these spark plugs?" I say sure John and I nicely go to help him. Meanwhile the oil filter never got tightened and the rest is history.
Never had that happen again.
Thanks for caring Mike.
I wasn't bringing up that event, I was talking about the boat you replaced Cole Cash with. Didn't that one try to toss you out a few times? I don't remember if it was the Harte Attack or a different one.

[Johnwithjm]

Listen Red lipstick,
the only mishap I had Was in the Cole Cash at Casa De John. I made the unfortunate mistake of racing in Flip flops and I almost flip flopped my ass into the drink.
Then there was the oil filter thing. But I can explain that one.
I was diligently working on the Cole Cash at John's. I had just drained the oil and was installing the filter. I hand tightened it and was going for the Filter wrench when all of a sudden John says "Hey Tony can you come help me install these spark plugs?" I say sure John and I nicely go to help him. Meanwhile the oil filter never got tightened and the rest is history.
Never had that happen again.
Thanks for caring Mike.Ok the real deal is I was working on my boat and every 2 minutes Tony would need something. Hey John do you have a filter wrench sure Tony so I show him how to use it and I did not check his work next thing you no smoke and oil everywhere. Sorry T next time I will check that for you.

[Jetboatguru]

I wasn't bringing up that event, I was talking about the boat you replaced Cole Cash with. Didn't that one try to toss you out a few times? I don't remember if it was the Harte Attack or a different one.
No the Harte Attack was all business. By far the best boat I have ever owned. I usually dont get attached to them but that one I should have kept. Thanks for building me a great motor when the Valdeez went down.

[Jetboatguru]

Ok the real deal is I was working on my boat and every 2 minutes Tony would need something. Hey John do you have a filter wrench sure Tony so I show him how to use it and I did not check his work next thing you no smoke and oil everywhere. Sorry T next time I will check that for you.
LMAO!!!!:D

[Jetboatguru]

I believe it went something like this.
Me- Hey John, do you have a filter wrench?
John D- Hah? whats that?
Me- Do you have a oil filter tightener thingy?
John D- Oh yeah I have one of those! It's over there by my spark plug tightener thingy. By the way can you help me put my spark plugs in?
Me- Are you F ing kidding me?
John D- well I know how to do it I just cant get the threads to start.
Me- john you are putting them in Backwards
John D- Oh! Man I'm hungry, doesn't meatloaf and pot pie sound good!
Me- Dont you mean meatloaf OR Pot Pie?
John D- No, I mean both

[cyclone]

I believe it went something like this.
Me- Hey John, do you have a filter wrench?
John D- Hah? whats that?
Me- Do you have a oil filter tightener thingy?
John D- Oh yeah I have one of those! It's over there by my spark plug tightener thingy. By the way can you help me put my spark plugs in?
Me- Are you F ing kidding me?
John D- well I know how to do it I just cant get the threads to start.
Me- john you are putting them in Backwards
John D- Oh! Man I'm hungry, doesn't meatloaf and pot pie sound good!
Me- Dont you mean meatloaf OR Pot Pie?
John D- No, I mean both
LOL.
"are you hungry, girl?"
"f%ck you ninja!"
lol:D

[QuickJet]

I believe it went something like this.
Me- Hey John, do you have a filter wrench?
John D- Hah? whats that?
Me- Do you have a oil filter tightener thingy?
John D- Oh yeah I have one of those! It's over there by my spark plug tightener thingy. By the way can you help me put my spark plugs in?
Me- Are you F ing kidding me?
John D- well I know how to do it I just cant get the threads to start.
Me- john you are putting them in Backwards
John D- Oh! Man I'm hungry, doesn't meatloaf and pot pie sound good!
Me- Dont you mean meatloaf OR Pot Pie?
John D- No, I mean both
Now that's a fvckin funny post......:D

[pattymelt18]

Second that

[Johnwithjm]

I believe it went something like this.
Me- Hey John, do you have a filter wrench?
John D- Hah? whats that?
Me- Do you have a oil filter tightener thingy?
John D- Oh yeah I have one of those! It's over there by my spark plug tightener thingy. By the way can you help me put my spark plugs in?
Me- Are you F ing kidding me?
John D- well I know how to do it I just cant get the threads to start.
Me- john you are putting them in Backwards
John D- Oh! Man I'm hungry, doesn't meatloaf and pot pie sound good!
Me- Dont you mean meatloaf OR Pot Pie?
John D- No, I mean bothOk it was more like this
Tony- John I have to run to parker again I left my NOS bottle out in the 120 deg heat again
John- that is twice you put it out in the sun this morning dunce!!!
John - Talking to my wife Honey do you need anything from parker
again?
Wife- what do you mean?
John Tony is heading in to parker.
Wife- he just got back 20 minutes ago.
John- he left his N20 bottle out in the sun again.
Wife- DUNCE!!!
This part was so true meatloaf and pot pie sound good

[Jetboatguru]

Ok it was more like this
Tony- John I have to run to parker again I left my NOS bottle out in the 120 deg heat again
John- that is twice you put it out in the sun this morning dunce!!!
John - Talking to my wife Honey do you need anything from parker
again?
Wife- what do you mean?
John Tony is heading in to parker.
Wife- he just got back 20 minutes ago.
John- he left his N20 bottle out in the sun again.
Wife- DUNCE!!!
This part was so true meatloaf and pot pie sound good
The problem was not leaving it in the sun you Baboon! Remember I left it in your mobile home in the garage and it got hot. Most people would have had the courtesy to put the bottles inside. Heather would not call me a dunce.

[Johnwithjm]

The problem was not leaving it in the sun you Baboon! Remember I left it in your mobile home in the garage and it got hot. Most people would have had the courtesy to put the bottles inside. Heather would not call me a dunce. LMAO I put it inside for you after you has it filled twice:D

[Jetboatguru]

LMAO I put it inside for you after you has it filled twice:D
Yes finally you turned nice and allowed me to do that. You are such the giver:rolleyes:

[Johnwithjm]

Yes finally you turned nice and allowed me to do that. You are such the giver:rolleyes: Thanks T