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Tom Brown
08-29-2007, 11:27 PM
Well I think we found our biggest dipshit of the day on ***boat..
Gather around, kids. I'm going to tell you a bed time story.
When I was a boy, giants proudly walked the halls of ***boat like an endless buffalo herd speckling an early western prairie field to the horizon and beyond. Not understanding the delicate natural order, early flamers hunted the giants at every opportunity. One day, someone noticed the giants seldom came around anymore. Could the stocks be dwindling, they pondered?
By the time they realized how much damage the massive, wide spread flaming was doing, the giants were all but extinct. Free to spread completely unchecked, a wave of sardonic midgets infested the ***boat forums, providing an amusing distraction to the ponderers of the great giant decline, but not filling the shoes of the once great, giant forum leaders.
These days, the giants are all but gone. Many of the forgotten giants are seldom seen and, when they do post, it is reserved to hit and run flames in drinking threads. Instead of openly posting, the once proud giants seek shelter in billiard forums or confine themselves to relentlessly deleting posts and threads of one of the last remaining giants still brave enough to post openly.
It's a different ***boat world today. Many of us have long ago forgotten about earlier times when anger was saved for special occasions like broken friendships and hate was purely a theoretical device that existed in case your girlfriend were to fall into bed with someone you thought was a good pal. These days, every thread includes anger and hate is only a philosophical disagreement away.
Is this progress, you ask? Certainly, some think so.
Goodnight. :)

Kilrtoy
08-29-2007, 11:31 PM
Please lay off the penicillian , your vaginostis is long cured
Nice Now kick RD in the junk

Jbb
08-30-2007, 12:47 AM
Blow it out your ass.................Brown....:mad:

hoolign
08-30-2007, 12:48 AM
Blow it out your ass.................Brown....:mad:
No shit..that guy is really starting to piss me off! :mad: :mad: :mad:
We should lynch that SOB!

TheLurker
08-30-2007, 12:55 AM
Good night Tom Brown,
Good night Kilrtoy
Good night Jbb
Good night Hoolign
Good night John Boy

thatguy
08-30-2007, 02:46 AM
There is only one known cure for "cranial-rectalitis", and that is a "cranial-rectalectamy"
Tommy
Reminds me of the David Bowie song "Supermen".
"When all the world was very young and mountain magic heavy hung,
the Supermen would walk in file, gaurdians of a loveless isle."

Havasu Hangin'
08-30-2007, 03:41 AM
...or confine themselves to relentlessly deleting posts and threads of one of the last remaining giants still brave enough to post openly.
:notam:

Jbb
08-30-2007, 05:53 AM
:notam:
:D

BarryMac
08-30-2007, 05:57 AM
:notam:
:D
:idea:

Some Kind Of Monster
08-30-2007, 07:10 AM
1 Hate thread (ok a series of them) in 4 years and now this... :mad:
Is it progress? or evolution? :D
What are you trying to say Brown? :)

Jbb
08-30-2007, 07:12 AM
What are you trying to say Brown? :)
RD SUX!

Some Kind Of Monster
08-30-2007, 07:16 AM
RD SUX!
...oh I see! :D

Mandelon
08-30-2007, 07:39 AM
Times, they are a-changing. Some call it progress.....some lament the loss.

Rexone
08-30-2007, 08:48 AM
Tom for God's sakes it 2007, stop living in the 90's like me. I'll bet network admin ain't quite the same as it was in 1998 either workin on the ol 486, gas ain't a buck+ a gallon, and levi bell bottoms are no longer available (although I prolly have some), rockstar and redbullcrap weren't to be found, your and my cars were damn near new then, it wasn't the norm to paint one's lawn to cover up the fact you couldn't grow a real one, Rexone didn't know what the internet was yet being kind of an oldschool biatch, and Elger Titans weren't even thought of yet. Stop the reminissin crap and work on your post count.

LOWRIVER2
08-30-2007, 08:54 AM
I was just wondering when Mr. Ibex would return? Or Truth Be Told?
Good times, never to be repeated.

Jbb
08-30-2007, 08:58 AM
Ibex....:p

BarryMac
08-30-2007, 09:01 AM
Tom for God's sakes it 2007, stop living in the 90's like me. I'll bet network admin ain't quite the same as it was in 1998 either workin on the ol 486, gas ain't a buck+ a gallon, and levi bell bottoms are no longer available (although I prolly have some), rockstar and redbullcrap weren't to be found, your and my cars were damn near new then, it wasn't the norm to paint one's lawn to cover up the fact you couldn't grow a real one, Rexone didn't know what the internet was yet being kind of an oldschool biatch, and Elger Titans weren't even thought of yet. Stop the reminissin crap and work on your post count.
And you didn't have a catalog then just like you don't have one now... :D

Jbb
08-30-2007, 09:02 AM
And you didn't have a catalog then just like you don't have one now... :D
Bang!.......That one's headed for the cheap seats folks!!!!:D

Ziggy
08-30-2007, 09:14 AM
Bang!.......That one's headed for the cheap seats folks!!!!:DBob Euker(sp?) has got a chance at catching that one..:)
Bmac is in for some moderation abuse soon :)

RiverDave
08-30-2007, 09:16 AM
I was just wondering when Mr. Ibex would return? Or Truth Be Told?
Good times, never to be repeated.
I loved Truth be told.. LOL :D
RD

HokeySon
08-30-2007, 10:24 AM
Tom for God's sakes it 2007, stop living in the 90's like me. I'll bet network admin ain't quite the same as it was in 1998 either workin on the ol 486, gas ain't a buck+ a gallon, and levi bell bottoms are no longer available (although I prolly have some), rockstar and redbullcrap weren't to be found, your and my cars were damn near new then, it wasn't the norm to paint one's lawn to cover up the fact you couldn't grow a real one, Rexone didn't know what the internet was yet being kind of an oldschool biatch, and Elger Titans weren't even thought of yet. Stop the reminissin crap and work on your post count.
Time was, long ago, that Rex Marine didn't have a catalog.
Edit: Damn, someone beat me to it.

Jbb
08-30-2007, 11:03 AM
http://theinsideline.org/forums/images/smilies/th_tha045.gif Somebody put grampa out in the garage, we're expecting company
:D
:D
Better put the muzzle on him too...:D

Kwicherbichen
09-03-2007, 12:09 AM
I was just wondering when Mr. Ibex would return? Or Truth Be Told?
Good times, never to be repeated.
Guess it's been a while since I've been around. I don't remember any of that stuff. Sounds interesting though.

BobbyB
09-03-2007, 12:28 AM
great bedtime story Tom. Being a long time lurker, and a seldom poster, I recall some of the threads that actually involved boating :D

Havasu Hangin'
09-03-2007, 07:02 AM
Guess it's been a while since I've been around. I don't remember any of that stuff. Sounds interesting though.
:jawdrop:

Jbb
09-04-2007, 05:24 AM
Guess it's been a while since I've been around. I don't remember any of that stuff. Sounds interesting though.
:p

LOWRIVER2
09-04-2007, 06:58 AM
Yeah KB, It's all on a "need to know" basis.