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M!ssAtlas
09-01-2007, 12:09 PM
You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
Everyone is in a band.
Statutory rape laws dont exist here.
You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
:D When you go to parties you bring your own beer
and guard it with your life
A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out
The whos gonna drive home conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s
Your friends try to act as white trash as possible but their parents live in million dollar houses and drive $100,000 cars
You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks
When all of your girlfriends went off to college, and all your guy friends stayed home to work construction
Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.
"**** Yo Couch" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.
You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
You still miss Metro and Gotham.
You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
You know what a Bro and what a Bro Hoe is.
You love Wahoos!!!!
You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
Your whole life is DRAMA.
You cant start a day without Starbucks.
You run into your ex's ALL the time.
When you prefer ROCKSTAR over Redbull
You love to eat BJs Pazookies..
You were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world
You know what an emo is
You have been to a sex toy party
You have been to a Cromwell, Dose of Adolescence, or Rufio concert.
You know someone who works at Active, Bostons, or Hooters
Every hot guy you know is on Roids.. And they deny it!
You like to go to Hooters and not for the chicken wings
Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is.
You go to either Glamis or Lake Havasu every other weekend
You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
You eat 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box at 2am
You know what the channel and the Sand Bar are
You know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Travis Barker

ratso
09-01-2007, 01:30 PM
You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
Everyone is in a band.
Statutory rape laws dont exist here.
You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
:D When you go to parties you bring your own beer
and guard it with your life
A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out
The whos gonna drive home conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s
Your friends try to act as white trash as possible but their parents live in million dollar houses and drive $100,000 cars
You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks
When all of your girlfriends went off to college, and all your guy friends stayed home to work construction
Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.
"**** Yo Couch" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.
You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
You still miss Metro and Gotham.
You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
You know what a Bro and what a Bro Hoe is.
You love Wahoos!!!!
You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
Your whole life is DRAMA.
You cant start a day without Starbucks.
You run into your ex's ALL the time.
When you prefer ROCKSTAR over Redbull
You love to eat BJs Pazookies..
You were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world
You know what an emo is
You have been to a sex toy party
You have been to a Cromwell, Dose of Adolescence, or Rufio concert.
You know someone who works at Active, Bostons, or Hooters
Every hot guy you know is on Roids.. And they deny it!
You like to go to Hooters and not for the chicken wings
Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is.
You go to either Glamis or Lake Havasu every other weekend
You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
You eat 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box at 2am
You know what the channel and the Sand Bar are
You know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Travis Barker
Funny...:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-01-2007, 01:56 PM
Lol!! :d

ol guy
09-01-2007, 02:11 PM
Got to love it when your'e area goes to caca. And then figure out the OC gang that cant afford to live IN THE BEACH move out here and bring the karma along for the ride.

HDF WATERDOG
09-01-2007, 02:39 PM
Good thing I live in 951 with a 909 cell

Phat Matt
09-01-2007, 02:44 PM
You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
I started that night 7 years ago. :D
We did upgrade our signal a few months ago to boost it in Riverside and Corona. :)

SandbarScot
09-01-2007, 03:44 PM
Sounds like the 951...just take out Victoria Gardens and the top of Haven.

whiteworks
09-01-2007, 03:48 PM
you know your 909 when you went to UCLH "university of cucamonga left on haven" for 6 years and still don't have an AA:D

BajaMike
09-01-2007, 08:37 PM
You know you're from the 909 if...........you know what a D'Elias's Grinder is.....:D

Riomouse911
09-01-2007, 08:51 PM
You know you're from the 909 when you have to explain that Bakers is a "white trash In-n-out" when your Huntington Beach buddies come out and visit.

RVReady
09-01-2007, 09:15 PM
You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
Everyone is in a band.
Statutory rape laws dont exist here.
You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
:D When you go to parties you bring your own beer
and guard it with your life
A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out
The whos gonna drive home conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s
Your friends try to act as white trash as possible but their parents live in million dollar houses and drive $100,000 cars
You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks
When all of your girlfriends went off to college, and all your guy friends stayed home to work construction
Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.
"**** Yo Couch" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.
You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
You still miss Metro and Gotham.
You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
You know what a Bro and what a Bro Hoe is.
You love Wahoos!!!!
You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
Your whole life is DRAMA.
You cant start a day without Starbucks.
You run into your ex's ALL the time.
When you prefer ROCKSTAR over Redbull
You love to eat BJs Pazookies..
You were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world
You know what an emo is
You have been to a sex toy party
You have been to a Cromwell, Dose of Adolescence, or Rufio concert.
You know someone who works at Active, Bostons, or Hooters
Every hot guy you know is on Roids.. And they deny it!
You like to go to Hooters and not for the chicken wings
Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is.
You go to either Glamis or Lake Havasu every other weekend
You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
You eat 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box at 2am
You know what the channel and the Sand Bar are
You know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Travis Barker
LMAO

WishIknew
09-01-2007, 11:27 PM
909 And Proud!!!!!!! Fock You 951 Wanta Bee's

PaPaG
09-01-2007, 11:29 PM
909 And Proud!!!!!!! Fock You 951 Wanta Bee's
Hey dont you have a 951 cell? :D

WishIknew
09-01-2007, 11:32 PM
Nope 909 Baby

PaPaG
09-01-2007, 11:34 PM
Nope 909 Baby
I hear some of the fastest MotoX riders are from 909 :D

Liquid Courage
09-01-2007, 11:35 PM
.....You like to post trivial bullsh!t on ***boat that has nothing to do with boating.....:eek: :D

WishIknew
09-01-2007, 11:37 PM
.....You like to post trivial bullsh!t on ***boat that has nothing to do with boating.....:eek: :D
661 Suck ass area ?????? have another cocktail!!!!!!!!!

cdog
09-01-2007, 11:52 PM
You know you're from the 909 when you have to explain that Bakers is a "white trash In-n-out" when your Huntington Beach buddies come out and visit.
HAAAAAAAAAAAA! Good one...:D :D :D :D :D

thatguy
09-02-2007, 06:08 AM
You know you are 909 when you are the only one who gives a damn what area code you live in. Get It?
Tommy

M!ssAtlas
09-02-2007, 07:12 AM
.....You like to post trivial bullsh!t on ***boat that has nothing to do with boating.....:eek: :D
You clicked on the thread though... its gives poeple something to look at and laugh. obviously you dont have a sence of humor. But again YOU clicked on the thread so you must had beed interested :idea: :idea: :D :idea:

Phat Matt
09-02-2007, 09:06 AM
You clicked on the thread though... its gives poeple something to look at and laugh. obviously you dont have a sence of humor. But again YOU clicked on the thread so you must had beed interested :idea: :idea: :D :idea:
I think he does have a sense of humor. He posted a :D.
:D

ColeTR2
09-02-2007, 12:29 PM
You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
Everyone is in a band.
You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
Your whole life is DRAMA.
You cant start a day without Starbucks.
You have been to a sex toy party
Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
These are the ones that made me LOL!
Here are some more:
You think you're upper class if you live north of the 210 freeway
You brag that you have a beautiful view of the mountains
There are shopping carts abandoned on every street
You refer to smog as haze
You couldn't wait for the Bass Pro shop to open.
You live in denial that the San Andreas Fault is below your house.
You say you live in Rancho to avoid saying Rancho Cucamonga

havasurat27
09-02-2007, 03:13 PM
Damn that was good. Me to a Tee! Love the Glamis or Havi every other weekend. 909 is heaven!

WishIknew
09-02-2007, 03:18 PM
Damn that was good. Me to a Tee! Love the Glamis or Havi every other weekend. 909 is heaven!
Some of San Dimas is above the 210:D :D :D its not where you live its the who's a Baller and who's not:D

mark49
09-02-2007, 03:55 PM
909 where Rosa Maria's sells da bomb burritos...
im on the edge of 909-951 by just a few blocks..
909 excellent hospitals, best parolees and gang members this side of Detroit.
Traveling the downtown area of San berdoo means carrying a gun or wishing you had.
Consistently ranks in the top 20 cities for murders, once hit the top 10
Reported crime in 909 “as per 100 witnesses” we didn’t see a damn thing..
Schools rank in the bottom 1000s
Ebonics was actually introduced before the school district and battled to 2 years.
You go to the inland center and while waiting to pay you’re the only one in line that speaks English.
Your daughter that tested “scored” the highest on (Top three) on the Redlands school job fair was turned down do the fact she was not proficient in Spanish, seems they grade on a curve.
I know just enough Spanish for my business, No paga da la renta……Policecia
Yeah ya gotta love da 909, but on the positive side it does provide me with guaranteed job security owning a property recovery business “evictions” for the past 28 years.
Can youz say yoz for daz 909???
Livin in da Loma Linda you donts got da hood doe
Mark

Liquid Courage
09-02-2007, 06:48 PM
661 Suck ass area ?????? have another cocktail!!!!!!!!!
805 baby!:)
Yes Missatlas, it was a joke..... Sensitive 909ers:eek: :D

ColeTR2
09-02-2007, 06:57 PM
909 where Rosa Maria's sells da bomb burritos...
im on the edge of 909-951 by just a few blocks..
909 excellent hospitals, best parolees and gang members this side of Detroit.
Traveling the downtown area of San berdoo means carrying a gun or wishing you had.
Consistently ranks in the top 20 cities for murders, once hit the top 10
Reported crime in 909 “as per 100 witnesses” we didn’t see a damn thing..
Schools rank in the bottom 1000s
Ebonics was actually introduced before the school district and battled to 2 years.
You go to the inland center and while waiting to pay you’re the only one in line that speaks English.
Your daughter that tested “scored” the highest on (Top three) on the Redlands school job fair was turned down do the fact she was not proficient in Spanish, seems they grade on a curve.
I know just enough Spanish for my business, No paga da la renta……Policecia
Yeah ya gotta love da 909, but on the positive side it does provide me with guaranteed job security owning a property recovery business “evictions” for the past 28 years.
Can youz say yoz for daz 909???
Livin in da Loma Linda you donts got da hood doe
Mark
LOL! :)

M!ssAtlas
09-03-2007, 03:12 PM
805 baby!:)
Yes Missatlas, it was a joke..... Sensitive 909ers:eek: :D
Ya Mr. Liquid I know Its ok.