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topless
02-24-2006, 11:29 AM
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his MOMMA used to do.

JackieV
02-24-2006, 11:33 AM
You have me laughing! And as then I scrolled down and saw the two legged horse! OMG!!! I almost pissed my pants! lol :cry: :)

topless
02-24-2006, 11:34 AM
You have me laughing! And as then I scrolled down and saw the two legged horse! OMG!!! I almost pissed my pants! lol :cry: :)
LOL, you like my horse? I tried to make it my avatar but it was too big.

JackieV
02-24-2006, 11:36 AM
LOL, you like my horse? I tried to make it my avatar but it was too big.
You have me rolling laughing and smiling everytime I take a look at that horse! You sooooo Crrrrazy! :rollside:

THATJEFFGUY
02-24-2006, 01:22 PM
You have me rolling laughing and smiling everytime I take a look at that horse! You sooooo Crrrrazy! :rollside:
WTF ?? That horse is funny as hell !! :rollside:

Her454
02-24-2006, 01:25 PM
Thats pretty funny................ :rollside: The horse is too...

topless
02-24-2006, 01:38 PM
Not enough work to keep her busy. Cut her hours.
Rio
Would'nt hurt my feelings since I don't get paid by the hour anyway.

ROZ
02-24-2006, 01:46 PM
Boobs
Boobs
I like big boobs
I like them a lot
I like big boobs
Boobs
Boobs
Tiny sheer thongs
Tiny sheer thongs
They looks so great
On those tight cellulite free asses
They look so great
Tiny sheer thongs
Tiny sheer thongs
Thank you :)

Ziggy
02-24-2006, 01:48 PM
I had both my kids in awe over the two legged horse.
My daughter is taking riding lessons right now and my son's wife and MIL have their own horses......I had them going for a bit. :p
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Fix the horses limp.........

Ziggy
02-24-2006, 01:50 PM
Boobs
Boobs
I like big boobs
I like them a lot
I like big boobs
Boobs
Boobs
Tiny sheer thongs
Tiny sheer thongs
They looks so great
On those tight cellulite free asses
They look so great
Tiny sheer thongs
Tiny sheer thongs
Thank you :)
Whats da matter Roz? you no like "hail damaged" behinds?? :D
Nice poems.......you must hang in Leucadia :cool: :D