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bruddah
09-09-2007, 08:04 PM
so im watchin the mtv music awards and britney spears just performed and man does she look tore up... i mean straight hagard!

cc322
09-09-2007, 08:23 PM
WOW didnt look that way to me, in fact thought she looked damn good.

HemiDude
09-09-2007, 08:25 PM
One of you needs glasses...:)

73kona455
09-09-2007, 08:27 PM
WOW didnt look that way to me, in fact thought she looked damn good.
i thought she looked pretty good too.. especially after some of the pictures that have surfaced of her in the last 6 months or so...

RaceFace
09-09-2007, 08:36 PM
or some pussy :D
Just not HER pussy. Ive seen pics....shes got BAD BOX! :eek:

Magic34
09-09-2007, 08:41 PM
On a professional note... That performance sucked!!!!!!

DeltaSigBoater
09-09-2007, 08:47 PM
On a professional note... That performance sucked!!!!!!
Sorta makes you wonder who she sucked to get on the show :idea:

bruddah
09-09-2007, 08:52 PM
Sorta makes you wonder who she sucked to get on the show :idea:
obviously someone! but she must of done a pretty good job to open...:idea:

PARKER ED
09-09-2007, 09:01 PM
She wasnt even singing. Everybody in the place was laughing.

socalmoney
09-09-2007, 09:03 PM
On a professional note... That performance sucked!!!!!!
It sure did, she wasn't into it at all. She looked like she was just going threw the motions of the dance. She is fat also.
We are all officially fags for commenting on this.

socalmoney
09-09-2007, 09:04 PM
Silverman ripped her apart afterwards also, that was funny.

westair
09-09-2007, 09:11 PM
Silverman ripped her apart afterwards also, that was funny.
Silverman was great ..... very funny!!

Miss Perfect
09-09-2007, 09:34 PM
She was horrible. It didn't even look like she was dancing, just sort of walking through the performance. And for having 2 kids, she looks good, BUT...that still does not mean she should have been in that outfit. Nasty...

thatguy
09-10-2007, 02:18 AM
so im watchin the mtv music awards and britney spears just performed and man does she look tore up... i mean straight hagard!
All I can say is that if there was auditions for it, She would not have been on that show. She was without a doubt under the influence of something.
She looked pretty much how I expected, maybe even a little better. But performance wise, She was really bad. I think Chris Angel needs to work a little magic on Her.
Tommy

Jbb
09-10-2007, 03:55 AM
:jawdrop:
https://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38812&stc=1&d=1189425305

Jbb
09-10-2007, 03:59 AM
Kid Rock and Tommy Lee mixed it up in the audience too...:D
https://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38813&stc=1&d=1189425569

Hardly Satisfied
09-10-2007, 07:06 AM
I would still do her. :D

phebus
09-10-2007, 07:10 AM
She was a childhood star. She's not a child anymore.
Hit the bricks............

yopengo
09-10-2007, 07:18 AM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38814&stc=1&d=1189437509

photo chick
09-10-2007, 07:24 AM
Appearance wise I thought she looked fine, heavier than normal but she did have two kids! Her tummy looked flat and nothing was hanging over the skimpy outfit.
On another note....her performance stunk!! She didn't know the words and she tripped a few times, she obviously wasn't in it. Even stopped and giggled one time she almost fell. What was MTV thinking by allowing her to perform, did they think more people would watch? :confused:
I gaurantee if someone on HB were to post a pic of her in that outfit and no one knew who she was or her background baggage....all you men would be all over her!:D

My Man's Sportin' Wood
09-10-2007, 07:45 AM
Appearance wise I thought she looked fine, heavier than normal but she did have two kids! Her tummy looked flat and nothing was hanging over the skimpy outfit.
On another note....her performance stunk!! She didn't know the words and she tripped a few times, she obviously wasn't in it. Even stopped and giggled one time she almost fell. What was MTV thinking by allowing her to perform, did they think more people would watch? :confused:
I gaurantee if someone on HB were to post a pic of her in that outfit and no one knew who she was or her background baggage....all you men would be all over her!:D
I agree. She looked like a normal woman. Actually better than normal. Normal is a size 12. Fat??? Give me a break. SoCalMoney, lets see a pic of you before you start calling a 120 pound woman fat. :rolleyes:
The performance did stink, though.

photo chick
09-10-2007, 07:50 AM
I agree. She looked like a normal woman. Actually better than normal. Normal is a size 12. Fat??? Give me a break. SoCalMoney, lets see a pic of you before you start calling a 120 pound woman fat. :rolleyes:
The performance did stink, though.
Really.....I'd almost kill to be 120 pounds :D

Jbb
09-10-2007, 07:50 AM
Really.....I'd almost kill to be 120 pounds :D
:p

photo chick
09-10-2007, 07:52 AM
:p
Nice Jbb...............nice!:)

eliminatedsprinter
09-10-2007, 08:03 AM
Since I'm a grown a$$ man, so I didn't watch the show, but the clip of her performance ran on the am news. She flat out sucked.:rolleyes:

rrrr
09-10-2007, 08:09 AM
SO you guys actually watched Britney Spears on purpose, like "Oh, Britney's on, let's tune in"? :confused:
Uh, let's turn off the TV and get a hobby. :sleeping:
Scrapbooking, spelunking, build an aircraft carrier with matchsticks, whatever. :idea: :D :D

YeLLowBoaT
09-10-2007, 08:17 AM
you know its bad when, your talking with your mother and she says "britney was way to fat to wear a outfit like that"

jbtrailerjim
09-10-2007, 08:26 AM
Yuck! :yuk: She is too fat to be wearing an outfit like that. She's got some fat legs and a rather large ass. She is a freakin train wreck compared to what she used to look like like.
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd269/knucklehead2217/1.jpg?t=1189439250

photo chick
09-10-2007, 08:29 AM
SO you guys actually watched Britney Spears on purpose, like "Oh, Britney's on, let's tune in"? :confused:
Uh, let's turn off the TV and get a hobby. :sleeping:
Scrapbooking, spelunking, build an aircraft carrier with matchsticks, whatever. :idea: :D :D
For the record rrrrrron, I was watching the Cowboys last night, I unfortunately, had to watch Britney several times on the news this morning!:D

thatguy
09-10-2007, 08:30 AM
For the record rrrrrron, I was watching the Cowboys last night, I unfortunately, had to watch Britney several times on the news this morning!:D
Ditto, thats my story and I'm stickin' to it.
Tommy

Lavey5150
09-10-2007, 08:32 AM
News flash folks, NFL started yesterday..................

Jbb
09-10-2007, 08:33 AM
News flash folks, NFL started yesterday..................
Go Falcons....:jawdrop:

photo chick
09-10-2007, 08:42 AM
I believe the NFL actually began Thursday night.....BTW :D

Trailer Park Casanova
09-10-2007, 08:47 AM
She was a childhood star. She's not a child anymore.
Hit the bricks............
Yep, there it is.
She used to be a fantastic dancer..
She sucked last nite.

Jbb
09-10-2007, 09:29 AM
:jawdrop:
https://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38829&stc=1&d=1189445333

rrrr
09-10-2007, 09:29 AM
For the record rrrrrron, I was watching the Cowboys last night, I unfortunately, had to watch Britney several times on the news this morning!:D
Uh huh. Don't lie to us, I know you put on your fishnet hose tramp outfit and were praticing your spin moves to the music. :jawdrop: :D :D

Jbb
09-10-2007, 09:34 AM
Uh huh. Don't lie to us, I know you put on your fishnet hose tramp outfit and were praticing your spin moves to the music. :jawdrop: :D :D
:jawdrop: ..............really....:idea:

Sportin' Wood
09-10-2007, 10:06 AM
Uh, let's turn off the TV and get a hobby. :sleeping:
Scrapbooking, spelunking, build an aircraft carrier with matchsticks, fawking around on message boards whatever. :idea: :D :D
You forgot one Ron.

riverracerx
09-10-2007, 10:13 AM
http://dlisted.com/files/bvmas1.jpg

Ziggy
09-10-2007, 10:23 AM
Didn't realize she was on TV, I was watching football and then fell alseep.
.
Is that her real hair?
She looks good from the neck up in these pictures. I'd not say she is fat but is not in the shape she used to be when those type of outfits were attracted fans.

eliminatedsprinter
09-10-2007, 10:26 AM
For the record rrrrrron, I was watching the Cowboys last night, I unfortunately, had to watch Britney several times on the news this morning!:D
Ditto that. If it wasn't for the am news I wouldn't have even known she performed.
P.S. She was never any good.

mxbundy
09-10-2007, 10:38 AM
http://dlisted.com/files/bvmas1.jpg
Lest their not be any confusion here........you all know this is a choped picture right?

Froggystyle
09-10-2007, 10:40 AM
http://www.2snaps.tv/files/images/britney_spears_giveme_4_big.preview.jpg
http://www.forumspile.com/Hit-It-Clinton.jpg

Cole Trickle
09-10-2007, 10:53 AM
I think that she looks great for having 2 kids.
I also think her performance sucked and the routine wasn't polished enough for a live audience/TV.
Brittney has never been able to sing and that will be her downfall now that her looks/dancing are average. You can act like a bitch and have serious mental issues (Mariah Carrey) but if you can wail the public will buy your stuff.
Alisha Keys is the shit.....every time I see her perform I like her more:) :)

Sleek-Jet
09-10-2007, 10:58 AM
Yep, there it is.
She used to be a fantastic dancer..
She sucked last nite.
She's lost her Lollita appeal...
Now she's just someone's mom... :jawdrop:

Not So Fast
09-10-2007, 11:30 AM
The next Hollywood tragedy ala Anna Nicole Smith IMO. And she had it all going her way, what a shame:( NSF

Quest4Fun
09-10-2007, 11:36 AM
On cnn.com the reporter says her dance routine looks like it was choreographed at the nursing home. :D :D
What I'd really like to see though is the little fist fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee that took place - apparently "off camera".

photo chick
09-10-2007, 11:57 AM
Uh huh. Don't lie to us, I know you put on your fishnet hose tramp outfit and were praticing your spin moves to the music. :jawdrop: :D :D
:jawdrop: You've been watching me? :jawdrop:
And NO that isn't her hair Ziggy, Those are some of the worst extensions I've ever seen!!!
That side view is terrible, I take back my original post.... shouldn't be in that outfit!

Jbb
09-10-2007, 12:00 PM
:jawdrop: You've been watching me? :jawdrop:
And NO that isn't her hair Ziggy, Those are some of the worst extensions I've ever seen!!!
That side view is terrible, I take back my original post.... shouldn't be in that outfit!
Stop hating!..It's catty and unattractive...:jawdrop:
:D

photo chick
09-10-2007, 12:01 PM
Stop hating!..It's catty and unattractive...:jawdrop:
:D
Just stating the facts man....you could see the extensions when she turned her head!

Jbb
09-10-2007, 12:04 PM
Just stating the facts man....you could see the extensions when she turned her head!
such anger....:jawdrop:

djunkie
09-10-2007, 12:13 PM
I'd still knock the bottom out of her. Granted her body ain't what it used to be I don't think she really looks bad. Just a little extra cushion for the pushin. :D :D

Biglue
09-10-2007, 12:17 PM
I'd still knock the bottom out of her. Granted her body ain't what it used to be I don't think she really looks bad. Just a little extra cushion for the pushin. :D :D
I used to think she was hot as hell. Nowadays I'd be surprised if I had a semi chub if I banged her. :D :D :D

Baja Big Dog
09-10-2007, 12:34 PM
Call me FAG..Id hit that shit in a heart beat, chopped picture and all, she is monitarily beautiful!!
Yep a quick smack on the ass and great big WHO'S YER DADDY!:D :eek:

djunkie
09-10-2007, 12:39 PM
I used to think she was hot as hell. Nowadays I'd be surprised if I had a semi chub if I banged her. :D :D :D
That wouldn't surprise me cause your a flaming homo!!!!!!!:jawdrop: :D :D

DeltaSigBoater
09-10-2007, 12:47 PM
I wonder if there's any tread left on the tire or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hall way?
Not saying that I wouldn't hit it, because I would, just to say that I did :D
Honestly now, I'm sure everyone on here has done much worse.

Cole Trickle
09-10-2007, 12:52 PM
That wouldn't surprise me cause your a flaming homo!!!!!!!:jawdrop: :D :D
Lue would rather dip his mini churro in a hot bowl of Menudo;)
http://www.elscoopcontodo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/menudo1.JPG

Jyruiz
09-10-2007, 12:54 PM
Lue would rather dip his mini churro in a hot bowl of Menudo;)
http://www.elscoopcontodo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/menudo1.JPG
:jawdrop:

Biglue
09-10-2007, 01:00 PM
That wouldn't surprise me cause your a flaming homo!!!!!!!:jawdrop: :D :D
Pipe down...Mrs. Trickle. :D :D

DeltaSigBoater
09-10-2007, 01:00 PM
http://www.elscoopcontodo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/menudo1.JPG
Notice in the center is Ricky Martin, his career hasn't faired much better than Brittany's.

Froggystyle
09-10-2007, 01:14 PM
http://www.2snaps.tv/files/images/britney_spears_giveme_5_big.preview.jpg
http://www.forumspile.com/Hit-It-Phasers.jpg

Biglue
09-10-2007, 01:23 PM
http://www.elscoopcontodo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/menudo1.JPG
Notice in the center is Ricky Martin, his career hasn't faired much better than Brittany's.
I don't know what's more gay, the Menudo poster or someone who actually has the stats on an ex-Menudo performer. :idea: :D

rrrr
09-10-2007, 01:30 PM
I don't know what's more gay, the Menudo poster or someone who actually has the stats on an ex-Menudo performer. :idea: :D
You still have those autographed undies Ricky gave you?
"To Biglue, El Agujero Grande....."
:jawdrop:
:D :D

Biglue
09-10-2007, 01:47 PM
You still have those autographed undies Ricky gave you?
"To Biglue, El Agujero Grande....."
:jawdrop:
:D :D
Yeah right next to the X-ed out "rrrr was here". :)

vee-driven
09-10-2007, 01:56 PM
I'd rip that puzzy up some more and toss her salad.

Jbb
09-10-2007, 02:29 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38842&stc=1&d=1189463341

djunkie
09-10-2007, 02:40 PM
http://www.2snaps.tv/files/images/britney_spears_giveme_5_big.preview.jpg
:idea: :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38845&stc=1&d=1189463946
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38846&stc=1&d=1189463946
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38847&stc=1&d=1189463946

PaPaG
09-10-2007, 02:49 PM
Mother of 2, still looking good (as long as I don't picture the shot of her cootchy awww there I go ruining it again) :squiggle:

vee-driven
09-10-2007, 04:07 PM
Yuck! :yuk: She is too fat to be wearing an outfit like that. She's got some fat legs and a rather large ass. She is a freakin train wreck compared to what she used to look like like.
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd269/knucklehead2217/1.jpg?t=1189439250
That ain't fat that's comphy.