For the Men...

[pixilatedpussy]

>MALE SENSITIVITY TEST
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>>
>>
>>
>> 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
>>
>> A. Lovemaking
>>
>> B. Screwing
>>
>> C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
>> both shared:
>>
>> A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
>>
>> B. Your blood-test results
>>
>> C. Five tequila slammers
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 3. You time your orgasm so that:
>>
>> A. Your partner climaxes first
>>
>> B. You both climax simultaneously
>>
>> C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
>>
>> A. Healthy, creative love-play
>>
>> B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to
>>
>> C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out
about
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
>>
>> A. The best part of the experience
>>
>> B. The second best part of the experience
>>
>> C. $100 extra
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month.
>> You tell her that it is:
>>
>> A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her
>>
>> B. Not a problem, she can join your gym
>>
>> C. A conservative estimate
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
>>
>> A. A myth
>>
>> B. An oxymoron
>>
>> C. A gay moron
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 8. Foreplay is to sex as:
>>
>> A. An appetizer is to entree
>>
>> B. Primer is to paint
>>
>> C. A long line is to an amusement park ride
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at
>> the end of a relationship?
>>
>> A. "I hope we can still be friends."
>>
>> B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
>>
>> C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 10 A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
>>
>> A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
of
>> intimacy
>>
>> B. Is uptight and a waste of time
>>
>> C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Evaluating Results:
>>
>> If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you
>> really ARE a man. If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into
>> therapy. You're a little confused. If you answered "C" more than 7
times,
>> "YOU DA MAN!"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>

[76ANTHONY]

i refuse to answer any of this cause im a BAD BOY. thats my story and im stickin to it dammit, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :crossx:

[2Driver]

10 C happens because of 8 C

[spectras only]

PP , can't answer any of this ! I have a question instead :) . Why some women call men pigs ,since men unlike pigs can't have a continuous orgasm for 30 minutes straight ! :rollside:

[Havasu Hangin']

http://www.highperformancecars.com/hhangin/14711.jpg

[spectras only]

HH , a true moderator up at the crack of dawn checking if everything is in line :) . WTH ,you're up so early ? :2purples:

[Havasu Hangin']

HH , a true moderator up at the crack of dawn checking if everything is in line :) . WTH ,you're up so early ? :2purples:
There is no sleep for the wicked.
:cry:

[Kim Hanson]

There is no sleep for the wicked.
:cry:
After saying that, its bed time bra :p .........( . )( . )........

[Kim Hanson]

>MALE SENSITIVITY TEST
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
>>
>> A. Lovemaking
>>
>> B. Screwing
>>
>> C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
>> both shared:
>>
>> A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
>>
>> B. Your blood-test results
>>
>> C. Five tequila slammers
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 3. You time your orgasm so that:
>>
>> A. Your partner climaxes first
>>
>> B. You both climax simultaneously
>>
>> C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
>>
>> A. Healthy, creative love-play
>>
>> B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to
>>
>> C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out
about
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
>>
>> A. The best part of the experience
>>
>> B. The second best part of the experience
>>
>> C. $100 extra
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month.
>> You tell her that it is:
>>
>> A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her
>>
>> B. Not a problem, she can join your gym
>>
>> C. A conservative estimate
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
>>
>> A. A myth
>>
>> B. An oxymoron
>>
>> C. A gay moron
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 8. Foreplay is to sex as:
>>
>> A. An appetizer is to entree
>>
>> B. Primer is to paint
>>
>> C. A long line is to an amusement park ride
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at
>> the end of a relationship?
>>
>> A. "I hope we can still be friends."
>>
>> B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
>>
>> C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 10 A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
>>
>> A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
of
>> intimacy
>>
>> B. Is uptight and a waste of time
>>
>> C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Evaluating Results:
>>
>> If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you
>> really ARE a man. If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into
>> therapy. You're a little confused. If you answered "C" more than 7
times,
>> "YOU DA MAN!"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
1 c
2 c
3 b
4 c
5 this is where you roll over and go to sleep :p
6 it would be great if it all went to her tits :p
7 a
8 c
9 c
10 never - need one of those none of the above things :p
I didn't do so good........( . )( . )............. :crossx:

[WUTWZAT]

http://www.highperformancecars.com/hhangin/14711.jpg
LMAO, if you look closely, the kitchen is behind him! He is sending her back to the bedroom...... :crossx: He da man!