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spectras only
09-19-2007, 08:46 AM
How to make a Woman Happy.................:idea: :)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A Sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
43. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her Out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

R.A.D.man
09-19-2007, 08:48 AM
That's a summary of the conversation I had with a buddy yesterday whose marriage may be on the rocks. Poor guy.

yopengo
09-19-2007, 08:51 AM
How to make a Woman Happy.................:idea: :)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A Sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
43. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her Out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
That is it. :D

MissB
09-19-2007, 08:55 AM
How to make a Woman Happy.................:idea: :)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A Sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
43. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her Out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
SO true....and SOME oF the rest is true, but most of it goes both ways..:devil:

Tom Brown
09-19-2007, 08:57 AM
That list neglects to mention the man had better bring some serious pipe to the party.

RiverToysJas
09-19-2007, 08:58 AM
....but most of it goes both ways..:devil:
TRUE! It should be:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Go both ways
RTJas :D

RiverToysJas
09-19-2007, 09:00 AM
That list neglects to mention the man had better bring some serious pipe to the party.
Careful, you bring too pipe you can scare the ladies off!
That's why I have a big belly....makes my junk look less antimidating. ;)
RTJas :D

Outnumbered
09-19-2007, 09:05 AM
TRUE! It should be:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Go both ways
RTJas :D
:D
And one more thing...
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Go both ways
4. Bring Beer

HavaSkank
09-19-2007, 09:19 AM
Careful, you bring too pipe you can scare the ladies off!
I fear no penis

spectras only
09-19-2007, 09:36 AM
[QUOTE=Outnumbered;2797014]:D
And one more thing...
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Go both ways
4.Bring your hottest girl friend along :D

MissB
09-19-2007, 09:39 AM
TRUE! It should be:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
2.a. Bring hot friend
3. Go both ways
RTJas :D
I second that!!:devil:

RiverToysJas
09-19-2007, 09:40 AM
I fear no penis
Um.......good to know!
RTJas http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/spezial/jasons_smilie/uhoh2.gif

Jyruiz
09-19-2007, 09:41 AM
I fear no penis
You would like Djunkie then, I have heard he has no penis.:D

HEDJUG
09-19-2007, 10:37 AM
I fear no penis
you gots yerself a big ole snapper there...now thats somthin to be proud of....
Item #5
Be able to suck & suck hard.

HavaSkank
09-19-2007, 10:56 AM
you gots yerself a big ole snapper there...now thats somthin to be proud of....
My snatch doubles as 747 hanger in the off season

Havasu1986
09-19-2007, 11:06 AM
My snatch doubles as 747 hanger in the off season
And you can land one on your A$$. :eek: :D

HavaSkank
09-19-2007, 11:12 AM
My ass has a part time job as a bike rack in front of Starbucks in Fontana

Cigalert
09-19-2007, 11:32 AM
My snatch doubles as 747 hanger in the off season
With this upcoming weather can I park my boat in there?

HavaSkank
09-19-2007, 11:34 AM
There's always room for another dingy in my harbor, baby.

termiteguy
09-19-2007, 11:49 AM
:D
And one more thing...
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Go both ways
4. Bring Beer
dont talk to much
leave when im done

Biglue
09-19-2007, 11:52 AM
You would like Djunkie then, I have heard he has no penis.:D
SUH-LAP
:D :D

River Runin
09-19-2007, 12:25 PM
That's to much stuff! ;)
How to make a woman Happy???
Show her!.......................She too can have Multiple Orgasm's!! :idea: :D ;)

Dave C
09-19-2007, 01:34 PM
money and lots of it....