This Is A Test.

[Cheap Thrills]

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This is a test and only a test of the emergency bullshit thread starting system.
If this had actually been a bulshit thread you would have been notified where to go,to go screw yourself.
Thank you.
We now return you to your regular scheduled programming. :D
T.

[Cheap Thrills]

If you feel you've reached this message in error, hang up and try again.
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Or go screw yourself.:D
T.

[Cheap Thrills]

One Size Fits All.
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Batteries not included,
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Some assembly required.
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You can go screw yourselfs :D
T.

[Devil's Advocate]

I suppose I'll go screw myself then.:D

[Cheap Thrills]

I suppose I'll go screw myself then.:D
As Seen On TV ? :p :o
T.

[Cheap Thrills]

I guess 51 of the 52 people that clicked this has gone to screw themselves.
And only one of them was WOMAN enough to admit it. :D
T.

[Baja Big Dog]

This thread may cause anal leakage bloody noses, severe headaches, and abdominal cramps......:eek:

[Shreve"T"]

Wow Been Smoking A Crack Pipe ??????? :d :d :d :d

[Cheap Thrills]

This thread may cause anal leakage bloody noses, severe headaches, and abdominal cramps......:eek:
I guess that depends on the kinds of toys they like to play with.. :eek:
Hows the chop shop skills coming ?
T.

[socalmoney]

I am still screwing myself, I can hold out a long time.

[Cheap Thrills]

I am still screwing myself, I can hold out a long time.
I like to see dedication.
Practice Makes Perfect ! :D
T.

[Baja Big Dog]

I guess that depends on the kinds of toys they like to play with.. :eek:
Hows the chop shop skills coming ?
T.
WOW...powerful shit...my brain is hurting!!!:eek:

[Cheap Thrills]

WOW...powerful shit...my brain is hurting!!!:eek:
No Doubt. I tried it and said ta heck with it .. I'm a hardware man.
Too much pointy clicky hurts my head too :D
Lets see some work..
T.

[BEER&WATER]

No exchanges, refunds or credits will be given at any time.
Any tamper seal found to be broken will automatically void the lifetime guarantee.

[Cheap Thrills]

No exchanges, refunds or credits will be given at any time.
Any tamper seal found to be broken will automatically void the lifetime guarantee.
OR ? :D

[HavaSkank]

CAUTION - Screwing oneself can lead to blindness and/or carpal tunnel syndrome. Consult your physician before attempting any cardiac activities. Masturbation is the leading cause of tennis elbow, also know as lateral epicondylitis. Swallowing may become habit forming.

[bocco]

CAUTION - Screwing oneself can lead to blindness and/or carpal tunnel syndrome. Consult your physician before attempting any cardiac activities. Masturbation is the leading cause of tennis elbow, also know as lateral epicondylitis. Swallowing may become habit forming.
I want to meet this woman.

[HavaSkank]

I want to meet this woman.
It was the swallowing comment, wasnt it? :D

[Havasu1]

Press "1" for Spanish
Press "2" for the minority English

[yopengo]

…but wait if your one of the first one hundred callers we will include one free set of razor sharp scissors. :eek: :D

[Cheap Thrills]

It was the swallowing comment, wasnt it? :D
How Many Lick Does It Take ? :D
T.

[27 Awesome cat]

"Consult your doctor if an erection last more the 4 hours":D

[HavaSkank]

How Many Lick Does It Take ? :D
T.
4 out of 5 Dentists agree....

[Cheap Thrills]

4 out of 5 Dentists agree....
Two Outta Three aint bad ! :D
T.

[socalmoney]

CAUTION - Screwing oneself can lead to blindness and/or carpal tunnel syndrome. Consult your physician before attempting any cardiac activities. Masturbation is the leading cause of tennis elbow, also know as lateral epicondylitis. Swallowing may become habit forming.
I am glad your back. That serious info about milk you posted freaked me out. No more serious posts from you Skank.

[Cheap Thrills]

Not Valid Where Prohibited By Law. :eek:
T.

[HavaSkank]

Hey now, I tossed in a line about greasy Italians...wasn't that Skankish enough?

[Cheap Thrills]

If The Glove Don't Fit,
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Go Screw Yourself. :D
T.,

[Cheap Thrills]

The Surgeon General Has Determined .
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You can go screw yourself ! :p
T.

[Cheap Thrills]

It's still possible to spread the Herpes Virus even if you're not showing any signs of an outbreak . So .
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. Go Screw Yourself. :D

[BEER&WATER]

the seller neither assumes nor authorizes any person, agent, distributor, dealer, repair technician, service facility, or company to change, modify, supplement or amend this Lifetime Service Guarantee or assume any warranty or liability in connection with the remanufacturing, sale, shipment or use of these products. seller does not authorize any other person, agent, distributor, dealer, repair technician, service facility, or company to make any qualitative determinations as to the fitness of these products.
so go screw yourself

[Cheap Thrills]

Ummmmmmm. I got nothin. :D
T.

[WaterJunky]

And the sad part is that I read this entire thread and am now responding even though I have no stupid commercial line to add.
Hey its Friday and I don't want to be at work any more.

[Cigalert]

Hey now, I tossed in a line about greasy Italians...wasn't that Skankish enough?
What's wrong...I thought putting my back hair into a side pony with a scrunchy was sexy? Fawk, now I'm mad I'm italian.
Why don't you go outside and play hide and go screwyourself.

[Gayleen]

Thanks guys I needed that screwing!

[Cheap Thrills]

Thanks guys I needed that screwing!
We're here to please.;)
T.

[Cheap Thrills]

CT is having issues again. Back in the padded cell an we'll hook up the IV again.
lol
Rio:D
There may be some truth in my user title :D
I'm off the deep end tonight, Can't sleep. I had some weird ass dream earlier and I'm trying to figure out why I had a stray puppy dog and a 50'+ tri deck flybridge cruiser adrift in the dark. and not knowing what switches did what. damn it was confusing. :idea:
T.

[Cheap Thrills]

I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now.
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So go screw yourself :D
T.

[27 Awesome cat]

"Drugs kill brain cells"
So go screw yourself:D

[Wet Dream]

But WAIT...there's more.
You get all of this AND you get to go screw yourself for the low low price of $19.99
;)

[27 Awesome cat]

" If CT is drunk"
You all can go screw yourselfs:D

[Wet Dream]

Holy shit Invisible, we got it...now go screw yourself.

[27 Awesome cat]

You may not upload animated images.
I will let CT tell you:D

[Cheap Thrills]

Go screw yourself :D
T.

[27 Awesome cat]

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Go screw yourself......