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BEER&WATER
09-21-2007, 01:29 PM
The Buttocks
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they could not graft
any
skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to
donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable
would
have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested
that
the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate
matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new
face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
and
relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was
alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He
said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How
can
I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied, ' I get all the thanks I need every time I
see
your mother kiss you on the cheek.'
If this does not make you smile today - nothing will!

Ziggy
09-21-2007, 01:35 PM
:)
:)
:)

fat rat
09-21-2007, 02:10 PM
:D ........good one!

HCS
09-21-2007, 02:38 PM
A mans wife went golfing, when she returned she explained to her husband how she had gotten stung by a bee.
He said wow where did it happen?
She said between hole one and two.
He said damn women you must have been standing right over the beehive.

RitcheyRch
09-21-2007, 03:29 PM
Those are good. Thanks for posting.