You know you've married the wrong woman when..........

[dragboat]

Not many people notice that I wear my wedding ring on the wrong hand. Even fewer ask why, if they do I tell them it's because I married the wrong woman.
You know you've married the wrong woman when:
Her "brownie points" witch you have a trainload of, are not redeemable for anything that you would want.
You make a shameless pass at her and she's "stressed" and probably thinking about sexual harassment charges.
:idea:
There has got to be some humor in this somewhere!?!
Hopefully......................

[beerjet]

I hear ya , thats why woman are no damn good :D

[photo chick]

yeah women just stink don't they! :rolleyes: I know I'd never marry one.......

[beerjet]

yeah women just stink don't they! :rolleyes: I know I'd never marry one.......
I'm not sure about personal hygene in general but .....:idea: since you brought it up.

[HavaSkank]

I dont think she likes you dude

[beerjet]

I dont think she likes you dude
I can live with that

[HavaSkank]

...as a matter of fact, something tells me she's boning your boss AND younger (better looking) brother

[photo chick]

I'm not sure about personal hygene in general but .....:idea: since you brought it up.
funny...I had typed that they suck but I knew someone would turn that around! :)

[HavaSkank]

We all know that claiming ALL women suck is a misnomer.
Only us single ones do

[SmokinLowriderSS]

We all know that claiming ALL women suck is a misnomer.
Only us single ones do
That's no lie. :(

[OCMerrill]

We all know that claiming ALL women suck is a misnomer.
Only us single ones do
I do know there is a big before vrs. after......the wedding rig is installed on her hand.
It cuts off suction.:D

[speedymopars]

Ya gotta marry the right one - mine is way more wild and adventuous today than she was when we got married. *I* have to tone her down! Of course she doesn't wear her wedding ring...I'm not sure where mine is either...
Oh ya, and she wrenches too - the 12 second van - she built that motor :-)

[Boatlesss]

Just remember, SLICK WILLIE says a blow job isn't cheating.

[bonesfab]

Wedding cake is the only food known to cause women to quit sucking (d!ck) and start blowing (money).:D :D :D

[dragboat]

You've lived in three different states an still have the same milkman.
:D