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Jbb
09-27-2007, 03:46 AM
lol
This was the caption with these pics....:p
No bra, stained shirt, nipples pointing Southeast and Southwest, shirt-buttons hanging on for dear life, hideous boots ... yep, that's Britney. Now, I'm particularly fond of the hair extensions which were obviously done on a crackhead's porch between Normandie & Western in exchange for a rock.
And what color is that hair, exactly? Asphalt?
How pretty.
My favorite part of these pictures are the not real-looking at all colored contact lenses which are doing a piss poor job of hiding Britney's blown pupils. She only has around 500 Kilowatts of flash bulbs in her eyes right now and they still can't manage to constrict. Britney looks like a less intelligent thrift store mannequin who befriended a less attractive version of Tera Patrick.
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photo chick
09-27-2007, 03:50 AM
OMG!! In addition to extensions I see clip in hair too!!! She's not even trying to hide it! :jawdrop:

Jbb
09-27-2007, 03:54 AM
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Old Texan
09-27-2007, 04:45 AM
There's a trailer park out there somwhere awaiting her return....Trash in, trash out, come on home girl!!!!!:devil:

WestTNRiverRat
09-27-2007, 04:55 AM
She looks like she's higher than camel pussy.
She be smokin' the goot stuff. :D :D

Stoneman
09-27-2007, 05:03 AM
There's a trailer park out there somwhere awaiting her return....Trash in, trash out, come on home girl!!!!!:devil:
There's a couple of nice trailers a few doors down from me. One just got raided a few weeks ago, she could get it cheap.

Taylor923
09-27-2007, 05:08 AM
She is sprung on X.

uvindex
09-27-2007, 06:49 AM
lol
This was the caption with these pics....:p
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Tmz.com had this caption with that pic:
"Hey, y'all, it's me. You might notta reconnized me with my blue contract lensers and glam new mermaid weave -- but it's me, bitches! And I am so hot!
I got me a hankerin' last night at midnight for a suntan to go with my new look -- so I just grabbed one of my go-girls and headed over to the tannin' parlor. Dang, this blouse is a little snuggafied, but I loves how it makes my puppies look hungry! And I love how this white pockerbook goes with my brown cowgirl boots! This is a hot autumn look!"

Not So Fast
09-27-2007, 07:02 AM
Not bashing her but how low can you go?:idea: She was one of the best looking young stars in recent history IMO and what she has become is a tragedy. Fame has a way about it doesn't it ?? Some handle it, some don't:( :( NSF

WTMFA
09-27-2007, 08:05 AM
Its not her fault. She was taught by the mickey mouse club to promote communism, fight the unions and deny the existence of god:D :D :D

Not So Fast
09-27-2007, 08:54 AM
Its not her fault. She was taught by the mickey mouse club to promote communism, fight the unions and deny the existence of god:D :D :D
:D :D Good one, those f---ing unions :D !!! NSF

Quest4Fun
09-27-2007, 09:09 AM
This girl needs a serious intervention! Is there no one in her life that cares enough about her to grab her by the arm and throw her into a program??

Old Texan
09-27-2007, 10:05 AM
This girl needs a serious intervention! Is there no one in her life that cares enough about her to grab her by the arm and throw her into a program??
Caught the tabloid headline while in the checkput line that sh'e blaming it all on her Mama. Seems the 2 are feuding.
What's hard to believe is she is still making money somehow???????? I never figured out how she ever made money in the firstplace......:confused:

IMPATIENT 1
09-27-2007, 10:09 AM
:D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/3258/18021Oops.gif
lmao!!!!!:D thanx, i needed a damn good laugh today!

PaPaG
09-27-2007, 10:11 AM
:D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/3258/18021Oops.gif
OK bilge, this one takes the cake, I spit my coffee all over my computer starting laughing so hard I was choking for 2 minutes and had to catch my breath.......oops He did it again...:D :eek: :D

koolbreeze
09-27-2007, 12:04 PM
the second pic in the lavender blouse....is that lactate on her right tit?

HalletDave
09-27-2007, 12:10 PM
the second pic in the lavender blouse....is that lactate on her right tit?
:idea:
Nasal drip or drool.;)

Quest4Fun
09-27-2007, 12:11 PM
Caught the tabloid headline while in the checkput line that sh'e blaming it all on her Mama. Seems the 2 are feuding.
What's hard to believe is she is still making money somehow???????? I never figured out how she ever made money in the firstplace......:confused:
I guess the nut didn't fall too far from the tree. :D :D

Jbb
09-27-2007, 12:15 PM
the second pic in the lavender blouse....is that lactate on her right tit?
If it is......her nipple was put back in an odd spot...:D

WaterJunky
09-27-2007, 12:50 PM
She used to be hot.
Now she just scares me a little, not in a good way.
One too many trips to the "unregisterd Pharmacologist" on the corner.
(OK, way more than one.)

centerhill condor
09-27-2007, 01:13 PM
this is what happens when you peak at 17. Now you know.
CC

Lavey5150
09-27-2007, 01:21 PM
:D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/3258/18021Oops.gif
Oh my Christ, I almost urinated myself.........That's sum funny shart right thar........:D

Jbb
10-01-2007, 03:56 AM
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