10 Worst Pickup Lines

[spectratoad]

What your best? Even Better if you have used it or any of the top ten. I like #10 myself.:D
1. “What’s your sign?”
2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”
5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”
6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”
7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

[DeltaSigBoater]

Some of my favorites, not that I've ever used any :rolleyes:
Nice shoes, wanna FOCK?
How about you & me go out for some pizza and sex? Whats wrong you don't like pizza?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fc/Chris_%22Oz%22_Ostreicher_AP_II.png/220px-Chris_%22Oz%22_Ostreicher_AP_II.pngSuck me beautiful!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/92404476_32f1703c56.jpgWould you like a fish sandwich?

[centerhill condor]

11. didn't I see you on the bus
12. I'd like to park my orthopedic shoes under your bed
13. Mom always said I'd meet a girl like you
14. My 3rd exwife has the same dress...the b!tch.
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[womba]

Something is wrong with my cell phone....................
................it doesn't have your number in it! :D

[Zaairman]

15. Hi, I'm RD. :D

[AZJD]

15. Hi, I'm RD. :D
That shit might work in Parker!:D :D :D
He has his own site now you know.:eek:

[Miss Perfect]

Do you have any _______ (insert your heritage here..... Mexican, Italian, whatever) in you? Want some?

[RivrKD]

Do you mind if I hang out here with you, while it clears out back there were
I farted?:eek:

[CPBRIAN10THMTN]

Did it hurt?
chick: did what hurt?
when you fell from heaven?
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Ya know, that shirt would look alot better on my bedroom floor
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do you wash your pants with windex cuz i can see myself in them
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Did you get those pants at Macy's? They would be even better if they were half off
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Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes
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Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I'm cut!(flex)

[catalinaskiracer]

Hey didn't we go to different high schools together!

[fc-pilot]

You must have fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.
Do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You must be Jamaican, because Ja makin me crazy.
I'd like to sink your battleship with my pink torpedo.

[River 4 Fun]

Ya know what would look good on you? ME

[Pepperkornski]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

[H20 Toie]

Do you have any _______ (insert your heritage here..... Mexican, Italian, whatever) in you? Want some?
Well do you ?

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Are you from Tennesee cuz your the only ten I see. :rolleyes:

[vmjtc3]

You must have a keg in your pants, cause I'd like to tap that ass

[DeltaSigBoater]

Oh let me clear a spot so you can sit down (wipe off your face)
That shirt if very becoming on you, of course if I was on you I'd be cumming too!
With no Wingman:
Hey baby how about you & mee hittin the head reall quick?
With Wingman:
WM: Hey baby how about you & me hittin the head reall quick?
You: Do worry miss I'll handle this!
WM & You: "You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips..."

[CPBRIAN10THMTN]

Do I really need to buy you a drink or can i just give you the money and we can go back to my place.

[Whisky Dick]

Fock me if I'm wrong, but is your name Penelope?

[Jordy]

Don't be picky. I wasn't. :D :D :D

[IDRPSTF]

"If you are ritch and we have boned, meet me by the nacho cart... If you are ritch and we have not boned yet, meet me by the nacho cart!"

[HavaSkank]

"Is that a Tic Tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"