ROZ
09-27-2007, 06:01 PM
Tree Hugger
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A woman from California, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased
a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one
of the highest points in the tract.
The lady wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she
started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a
spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down
the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. In explaining the
situation to the doctor, she mentioned that she was an environmentalist and
an anti-hunter and explained how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go
into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and
waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded,
"What took you so long? "
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.
I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Okay, so it's not so sad :D:D:D:D
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A woman from California, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased
a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one
of the highest points in the tract.
The lady wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she
started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a
spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down
the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. In explaining the
situation to the doctor, she mentioned that she was an environmentalist and
an anti-hunter and explained how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go
into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and
waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded,
"What took you so long? "
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.
I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Okay, so it's not so sad :D:D:D:D