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JB in so cal
02-27-2006, 10:21 AM
Like a virgin...
Joanna Walters
Women are having surgery to rejuvenate their love lives
When Jeanette Yarborough decided to give her husband a gift for their seventeenth wedding anniversary she wanted it to be special. Really special. She decided that conventional treats such as Mediterranean cruises, gold watches, cars, a murder-mystery weekend, or even a boob job just weren’t going to cut it. She gave him something much more personal — and painful. Her virginity.
Well, sort of. Mrs Yarborough paid $5,000 (£2,860) to a cosmetic surgeon to stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity” all over again and her husband would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 40.
She is not the first to choose the operation — a hymenoplasty — to repair the fragments of skin forming the traditional “gateway” to the vagina, years after originally losing it.

Nord
02-27-2006, 10:24 AM
How lame, its just going to get blown out again :cool:

Jbb
02-27-2006, 10:25 AM
How lame, its just going to get blown out again :cool:
Blown out.....lol.....

Froggystyle
02-27-2006, 10:27 AM
And my guess is that the guy won't get laid for another couple months because of it... weak...

Nord
02-27-2006, 10:31 AM
And my guess is that the guy won't get laid for another couple months because of it... weak...
And then it might be loose, and he will be like HMMMMMMMMM :idea:
Who got to it before me????

Nord
02-27-2006, 10:31 AM
lmao

JB in so cal
02-27-2006, 10:36 AM
To para phrase Goldmember: "That's toyt"! :rollside:

Nord
02-27-2006, 11:22 AM
To para phrase Goldmember: "That's toyt"! :rollside:
"Toyt like a Toyger"
lol

Seadog
02-27-2006, 12:12 PM
This procedure is real popular in those places where it considered a disgrace for women to not have one on their wedding night. It was a lifesaver for many a gal that had the misfortune to have lost theirs due to other reasons or rape. I always thought that was a great joke that some idiot may be bragging that his wife passed her 'purity' test on their wedding night and half his friends knew the real truth.

hoolign
02-27-2006, 12:18 PM
I wonder how many bench racers read this and turned away after`reading it was for chicks :D

little rowe boat
02-27-2006, 12:26 PM
A blow job would have been cheaper and put a smile on his face.

probablecause
02-27-2006, 01:07 PM
A absolute classic thread and responses too. :clover:

Cole Trickle
02-27-2006, 01:16 PM
I would rather get a Car or Mediterranean cruise!! :yuk: :cry:

Beer Factor
02-27-2006, 04:15 PM
Damn- that's a quick 5 k gone. She could have bought some cheap knee pads and took a vacation.

ROZ
02-28-2006, 12:24 AM
Prolly cheaper than penis enlarement :D

Hardly Satisfied
02-28-2006, 02:20 AM
His wife sould have got him another girl that was a Virgin