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hoolign
10-02-2007, 03:03 AM
Canada VS United States (I Doubt the validity of this but it's funny as hell)
This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)
CANADIANS:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS:
No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS:
This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course15 degrees north...
I say again...That's one-five degrees north.... or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship!
CANADIANS:
We are a lighthouse. Your call
:D :D :D

Jbb
10-02-2007, 03:10 AM
Canada VS United States (I Doubt the validity of this but it's funny as hell)
This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)
CANADIANS:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS:
No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS:
This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course15 degrees north...
I say again...That's one-five degrees north.... or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship!
CANADIANS:
We are a lighthouse. Your call
:D :D :D
Hmmm...the last time I saw that posted...It was a light house ....In Ireland.....
Hooli...stop hating on the Americans...or else!..:mad:

Rexone
10-02-2007, 03:11 AM
Kiss my ass you bully.

hoolign
10-02-2007, 03:13 AM
Hmmm...the last time I saw that posted...It was a light house ....In Ireland.....
Hooli...stop hating on the Americans...or else!..:mad:
Do'nt hit me Mr Badass sir!:jawdrop:

hoolign
10-02-2007, 03:15 AM
Kiss my ass you bully.
fair is fair..I might as well even things up again.

Jbb
10-02-2007, 03:17 AM
Do'nt hit me Mr Badass sir!:jawdrop:
:D

RiverOtter
10-02-2007, 03:18 AM
Canada VS United States (I Doubt the validity of this but it's funny as hell)
This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)
CANADIANS:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS:
No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS:
This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course15 degrees north...
I say again...That's one-five degrees north.... or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship!
CANADIANS:
We are a lighthouse. Your call
:D :D :D
Thats too funny. :D

Rexone
10-02-2007, 03:21 AM
btw mr badass. your sig pic is about 10 times too tall.
Please change it before I have to come over there and go all apeshit n shit on your jeep.

Jbb
10-02-2007, 03:23 AM
btw mr badass. your sig pic is about 10 times too tall.
Please change it before I have to come over there and go all apeshit n shit on your jeep.
Careful now.....Dont get in over your head....:jawdrop:

Rexone
10-02-2007, 03:24 AM
Don't make me post the contents of your desk. :D

Jbb
10-02-2007, 03:25 AM
If you did....you would have to suspend yourself......:D

hoolign
10-02-2007, 03:26 AM
btw mr badass. your sig pic is about 10 times too tall.
Please change it before I have to come over there and go all apeshit n shit on your jeep.
Ape shit is two words ..not one...dumbass! :mad:

hoolign
10-02-2007, 03:27 AM
If you did....you would have to suspend yourself......:D
www.rexonebondage.com ??? That's fokkin sick shit!

Rexone
10-02-2007, 03:28 AM
Ape shit is two words ..not one...dumbass! :mad:
Please refer to your sig prior to furthur spelling corrections. Thank you

Jbb
10-02-2007, 03:30 AM
Please refer to your sig prior to furthur spelling corrections. Thank you
BANG!.....:D ...Rex......layin the early morning smackdown....on the rig pig...lmao....:D

Rexone
10-02-2007, 03:30 AM
If you did....you would have to suspend yourself......:D
No I'd just blur out the dildo and undelete the bottle of viagra.

Jbb
10-02-2007, 03:31 AM
No I'd just blur out the dildo and undelete the bottle of viagra.
:jawdrop:

Rexone
10-02-2007, 03:32 AM
www.jbbssheepfarm.com ??? That's fokkin sick shit!
It wouldn't screw with this guy Hoolign, he's a badass I've heard.

Jbb
10-02-2007, 03:34 AM
Baaaaa?

Rexone
10-02-2007, 03:34 AM
BANG!.....:D ...Rex......layin the early morning smackdown....on the rig pig...lmao....:D
You missed that one Byron. The thread was so smeared with Canadian blood by the end it had to be deleted.

hoolign
10-02-2007, 03:37 AM
You missed that one Byron. The thread was so smeared with Canadian blood by the end it had to be deleted.
Just 5 minutes...I only want the controls ..for 5 minutes!
It took 5 gallons of Visine to get the red outta that thread!

Jbb
10-02-2007, 03:37 AM
You missed that one Byron. The thread was so smeared with Canadian blood by the end it had to be deleted.
That true Hooli...?:D

~FM
10-02-2007, 03:39 AM
Canada VS United States (I Doubt the validity of this but it's funny as hell)
This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)
CANADIANS:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS:
No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS:
This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course15 degrees north...
I say again...That's one-five degrees north.... or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship!
CANADIANS:
We are a lighthouse. Your call
:D :D :D
It's always funny. :D LMAO!
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26559 (post #7)

Rexone
10-02-2007, 03:43 AM
It's always funny. :D LMAO!
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26559 (post #7)
As usual Hoolign comes to the table with a weak used up 10 times renamed game.

~FM
10-02-2007, 03:54 AM
As usual Hoolign comes to the table with a weak used up 10 times renamed game.
Holy ever mean today! :eek: Some repeats are worth repeating. :p :D

hoolign
10-02-2007, 03:54 AM
As usual Hoolign comes to the table with a weak used up 10 times renamed game.
I know you are ..but what am I??

Jbb
10-02-2007, 04:10 AM
I know you are ..but what am I??
Hooli......going all....Pee Wee Herman.......and shit....:D
Pee Wee Hooligan....:jawdrop:
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