HM
10-04-2007, 09:32 PM
Tom Brown recently got a weekend to himself, and decided to have his pal hooli come over for a boys night of 70's porno remastered to DVD.
They just get finished watching Fury Taco 5 when Hooli turns to Brown and says...."Man, I have been on a oil rig for a month...the last thing I needed was to come over here and watch a porn on angry hairy vaginas! Damn...I am on the edge of bursting in my pants!!!!"
Brown replies..."I know how you feel, I have been posting on ***boat for 72 hours straight and never took a break to rub one out....I am feeling anxious myself."
Hooli says to Brown..."You know Tom, it is just you and I here...would you mind if I break it off in you and I'll return the favor...what happens at Brown's stays at browns?"
Brown..."Yah Hooli, I think we are grown consenting adults and would probably not be considered gay under the circumstances"
So, Hooli mounts up on Brown and starts pumping away. He then leans over and starts nibbling on Browns ear.
Brown recoils and shouts.... "Hey...none of that queer shit!!!!!!"
:D
They just get finished watching Fury Taco 5 when Hooli turns to Brown and says...."Man, I have been on a oil rig for a month...the last thing I needed was to come over here and watch a porn on angry hairy vaginas! Damn...I am on the edge of bursting in my pants!!!!"
Brown replies..."I know how you feel, I have been posting on ***boat for 72 hours straight and never took a break to rub one out....I am feeling anxious myself."
Hooli says to Brown..."You know Tom, it is just you and I here...would you mind if I break it off in you and I'll return the favor...what happens at Brown's stays at browns?"
Brown..."Yah Hooli, I think we are grown consenting adults and would probably not be considered gay under the circumstances"
So, Hooli mounts up on Brown and starts pumping away. He then leans over and starts nibbling on Browns ear.
Brown recoils and shouts.... "Hey...none of that queer shit!!!!!!"
:D