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MagicMtnDan
02-27-2006, 10:40 PM
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it."
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."

Huckleberry
02-28-2006, 02:41 AM
Yuck!!! :yuk:

wanna B V
02-28-2006, 09:03 AM
One day, Jimmy Joe
was walking down Main Street
when he saw his buddy Bubba
driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him
with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you?
I knew she was kinda sweet on ya,
but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe,
let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on County Road 6,
in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road,
put the truck in 4-wheel drive,
and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out,
threw off all her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
So I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man!.
Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

wanna B V
02-28-2006, 07:04 PM
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma ?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

dbddbd
02-28-2006, 07:31 PM
LOL :crossx:

uvindex
02-28-2006, 07:39 PM
From the new issue of Playboy:
A kid comes home and tells his mom, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher today!" The mother gets very angry, sends the kid to his room and says, "You just wait until your father gets home!" The kid's father comes home and the kid says, "Dad, I had sex with my teacher today!" The dad says, "Way to go son, I'm going to buy you a new bicycle!" So they go to the bike store and get a new bike. The dad says, "So, do you want to ride your new bike home?" and the kid says, "I don't think so dad, my ass still hurts!" :boxed:

GMFL
02-28-2006, 07:57 PM
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged. :)