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10-12-2007, 10:56 AM
Grandma's Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one
day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that Grandpa went to heaven? 'Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my
boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The
religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm
happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'Grandma turned on the TV, and the
reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get
the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of
the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell
ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy
replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'The minister
fainted.
day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that Grandpa went to heaven? 'Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my
boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The
religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm
happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'Grandma turned on the TV, and the
reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get
the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of
the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell
ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy
replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'The minister
fainted.