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voodoomedman
10-18-2007, 02:57 PM
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses
claimed that an
Unidentified object with five aliens aboard
crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a Well-known
incident that many say has long been covered up
by the U.S. Air
Force and the federal government.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the
month of March 1948,
exactly nine months after that historic day, the following people
were born:
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
**See what happens when aliens breed with
sheep?**
**This piece of information may clear up a lot
of things.*

voodoomedman
10-18-2007, 03:32 PM
Not even a reply from Ultra26 #1?
I thought he'd get a kick out of it. :)

hkunz
10-18-2007, 04:03 PM
Did they come in response to McCarthy, ya suppose?
That does explain a lot, except how they can keep pulling the wool over otherwise normal people's eyes....

ULTRA26 # 1
10-18-2007, 04:22 PM
Not even a reply from Ultra26 #1?
I thought he'd get a kick out of it. :)
Funny you mention it. As I was beginning my reply, someone came to my door.
You were right, I did. :D :D

WestTNRiverRat
10-18-2007, 04:28 PM
I'm calling B.S on this one. There's no way any of them came from beings intelligent enough to master space travel. :D :D

058
10-18-2007, 05:45 PM
I'm calling B.S on this one. There's no way any of them came from beings intelligent enough to master space travel. :D :D
Now that there is some funny sh*t:D

voodoomedman
10-18-2007, 06:03 PM
No self respecting sheep would let any of those morfs live. They'd have stomped it to death first.
Rio
And if not then somebody would have shot them with some boolits. :D

voodoomedman
10-18-2007, 09:19 PM
Ya know VDMDMN, I was just gonna order a case of DYNAMITE an have it shipped UPS. I figured we find out which employee of was responsible when we saw sumptin on the news such as
" UPS TERMINAL DAMAGED BY MYSTERIOUS EXPLOSION! News at 11:00!:eek:
Rio:D
My UPS man is great BUT I do have a bone to pick with one a those Fed Express scabs.
:2purples: :2purples: :)